too lit

@Cluffalo Land don’t vote

Funniest part about moving away from home was hearing that "New York is soooo liberal" No, we are a large state of conservatives held hostage for our tax dollars by a tiny island of insane people

@CptMuchoTexto This isn’t even close 😂 it’s 100% the other way around bc I don’t care for women’s rights and dismantling the corporate oligarchy we live in “to own the repubs” like yall wear diapers and maxi pads on your ears to “own the libs”. Doofus

@MKG_Sports I’ll take “this didn’t happen” for $500, Alex 😂😂 just you casually making this up to get clout on twitter

Real conversation I had w a buddy last night who lives in san fran… People aren’t real man 😂😂

@ssjcaba You just mad you didn’t make the cut 🍤😂😂

@aelfred_D So you’ve never played football bc this euphemism is pretty common. I know reading between the lines is difficult for yall but he’s saying that every single action in this race counts, whatever the action may be.

If you move the ball one inch at a time you will have a turnover on downs after four inches.

@TimRunsHisMouth Because you chronically online basement dwellers smash the dislike button “to own the libs” lmao actual neckbeard behavior

Kamala's big podcast today... 32,000 likes 73,000 dislikes. Another fail.

@billydyson_ “Why won’t my kids home see me” ahh post 😂 you’ll behave this way thinking your “preparing” them but all your doing is cutting them off at the knee bc you broke asl

@philthatremains But but but what about the first amendment that yall love so so so much?

they hate you, vote like it

@Lisaelizabeth This relies on the supposition that his remarks were in fact a “joke” which literally no one in the room laughed and that Trump cultists aren’t actually trash, when they are 🤷🏼‍♂️

Well this wins the election memes.

When do we eat crow and bring baker back to the @Browns? Between cooper, jeudy, and our area, he has passing options. Ford and Chubb keep the ground game alive. Anything but Watson at this point

@harryfisherEMTP @DrJBhattacharya @drsimonegold @DrAseemMalhotra @ZelenkoZev @DrJamesOlsson @stkirsch @RobertKennedyJr @RWMaloneMD @P_McCulloughMD @RealAlexJones I’ll take shit that didn’t happen for $100, Alex

Paramedic conversation in ER with a group of nurses after bringing in a stroke patient. Two nurses doing most of the talking. They were sitting behind the counter while I was finishing paperwork. Nurse 1- I can’t believe that woman. Who was crazy enough to give her a nursing license? (All nurses begin to laugh and chuckle as they mocked a colleague that wasn’t present) Nurse 2- I don’t know but her anti vaccine talk is getting old. Every-time she sees a stroke or heart attack she’s questioning if it could be vaccine related. Nurse 1- I know right? If she isn’t talking about jesus she’s talking about conspiracy theories. Me/paramedic- excuse me, I just brought in someone under 50 with little to no past medical history that’s having a stroke. They were vaccinated. I’ve seen more strokes than I’ve ever seen since the roll out of these experimental shots. Nurse 1- excuse me, but they’re not an experiment. mRNA has been tested for years. It’s like a computer code that’s installed and it works. Nurse 2 (grinning) Me- They have never been tested at scale on a human population and I don’t like people messing with my internal computer with new codes…. An ER Doctor walked up over hearing the conversation Doctor- just so you all know we HAVE been seeing more strokes than ever since these vaccines started and vaccine injuries do exist. Nurse 1- silent Nurse 2- silent Me- thank you doc. __________________________ I left that ER feeling a glimpse of vindication. Prayers for my patients full recovery. God bless

@jathorpmfm The only thing that resulted from the vax is that god awful hairpiece on top of that empty cavern you call a head, liar.

This is no mystery. This is the result of the COVID-19 vaccinations.

@LangmanVince Absolutely rent free 😂 if you don’t like her or her music, move on. Reducing her impact, talent, etc to her looks is actual S-tier weirdness

I'm I the only one who doesn't find Taylor Swift attractive in the slightest?

@Dr_Voll Actual village cryer vibes on main is crazy 💀

#Birdflu hoax! Laugh at them. Ignore their pathetic attempts. Understand the germ theory is false. Understand there are no viruses. Understand that symptoms are produced to cleanse the body of toxins. They are doing this to destroy our food supply. Call them out! Never comply!

@TrumpLatinos24 Picture looks like cheeseburgers and renal failure

It’s A MAGA Party In Vegas !!!!

@OpeSorryThankU @rustbeltenjoyer @USDOT @PeteButtigieg @Amtrak @IDOTDistrict1 “Fresh Coast Line” goes incredibly hard and is my vote for the name of the route if ever implemented.

@toolitandy @rustbeltenjoyer Fresh coast HSR DO IT!! build it, and they will come!!! @USDOT @PeteButtigieg @Amtrak @IDOTDistrict1

@the_transit_guy Calms traffic, protects pedestrians and cyclists, adds potential green space to otherwise concrete laden intersection. A triple win.

You want to save pedestrian lives by slowing down cars? Build bulbs out at every intersection.

@AtticusFinch617 @the_transit_guy Shhhh they can’t know how easy it is. There needs to be “environmental impact” studies and “quality of life” studies and endless city hall meetings so the politicians can feel important

@the_transit_guy Can do this with paint at every intersection in a week. With flexi posts at every intersection in a month. With permanent infrastructure within 10 years.

@JoshuaPHilll Totally unrelated rugby tip. When scrumming, be sure to put your shoulder between the sternum and pelvis. Get low, like calves parallel to the ground and thighs at nearly 90 degrees to your calves. Push through the hips and legs.

This is why we say defund the police. Take money from the militarized goons who are back at UT Austin right now, and put that money into education instead.