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@FTSRochdaleAFC Dof capped.

On a positive note. I thought we were brilliant today. That gives me confidence that we can get the job done. Best we’ve played for months. No point crying over decisions whether it went in or not. Get yourself to Spotland next weekend. Those dickhead who pitch invaded. Fuck off

@RochdaleAFCcom Good luck chaps

Thought York would've brought more to be fair. #RAFC #YCFC

@samuelluckhurst It was 80 minutes of filth. The rest an emotional experience of filth, twatted fuckwittery; appallengness and heart ache.

That, as a finale, rivals anything in the Premier League/Champions League/Word Cup.

@_iainmurray Put your big boy pants on and smash play offs

Shitting myself now. Joked all year about the title race coming down to this game, but now it’s here I do not like it. I’ve been to a World Cup semi final and two Euros finals, but this is arguably the biggest game I’ll ever see in my life. Up the fucking Dale 💙

@officiallydale Fellas. Smack the playoffs and you’ll be right. That said, what a fucking mighty night to be a York fan.

90+13' York level. Stones. #rafc 1-1 #york

@MessyRAFC Fella. Take it bounce. Bounce back stronger.

Didn’t cross the fucking line from every angle they showed. Fucking robbery. #RAFC

@AndyMitten Bloody football eh?

Rochdale score in the 95th of 96 expected minutes. 1-0. Think they're getting promoted as champions. Then York equalise on 104 minutes to gain promotion to the Football League. Wow. What a title race.

@RochdaleFan Put your big boy pants on. Untroversial decisions NL are standard Have a beer, rest up and smash the playoffs

That is sickening. From ultimate elation to deflation. How can something so big on the line be decided on a controversial decision. For it to come down to that I can’t believe it. This Dale team gave it their all. Somehow we are going to have to pick ourselves back up. #RAFC

@Jeffking034 @YorkCityFC Grinners are winners!

WINNERS WIN ❤️ @YorkCityFC

@officiallydale Go on the piss tonight. Fuck it, it happens. Puff your chests out next week. Train like you’ve gone the last 40 weeks. Smash the playoffs. Good luck.

Heartbreak. #rafc

Ref for tomorrows game spotted cuddling up with the York players in the same hotel #rafc

@RobertJenrick Yeah right.

Reform are the party of workers, not welfare.

@_Stateofeurope @Julian766156 @PolitlcsUK Who’s this “we” business champ?

@Julian766156 @PolitlcsUK I’m not British. I don’t care. You guys do an excellent job of fucking your country up 🤡

🚨 BREAKING: Donald Trump says he will probably put a "big tariff" on the UK if it doesn't drop the digital services tax "We don't like it when they target American companies... they better be careful"

@Tim_Burgess @thecharlatans Didn’t become as big as they should have, Longpigs.

OK, let’s have ‘em Who have you seen as a support band that you then went on to love and become a fan of?? Or someone who became HUGE - or both. Answers below please…

I’ll share stage times each day but if you can, please head to the show in time to catch The Cords, we think you’ll love them Nearly every big band you love started out as an opening act - us included. Please support the supports! Tim x

@RobertJenrick Are you sure you want to speak on tax?

Sky-high fuel prices are hammering motorists at the pump. But Rachel Reeves has stuck her fingers in her ears and won’t listen. Join the National Fuel Tax Protest on Monday morning and make your voice heard.

There won't be any form of VAR in the Championship next season.👀⁣ ⁣ BBC Sport understands the idea is closed for the foreseeable future and the idea is unlikely to be resurrected by the clubs in a year's time.

@DonnaLouise1212 Man walking down quietly the street with his wife. Abused by a bystander. Filmed by a Knobhead. Nothing more to see here.

Gary Neville getting called a fcking wanker is not what I expected to see on a Monday morning, but it is delightful 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@ESPNcricinfo I thought Notts pulled out of the Siddle deal because of his haircut?

Peter Siddle and Samit Patel have been blocked from playing in the T20 Blast this summer due to their involvement in a 'disapproved' league for retired players in Goa earlier this year. ECB regulations state that players are ineligible to play county cricket if they have featured in any "disapproved cricket" in the 12 months before the start of a given season. Siddle and Patel both featured in the World Legends Pro T20 League in January-February, which is considered 'disapproved' as it was not sanctioned by the BCCI. Full story: srkl.in/6012B73par

@grumpyoldfuck2 @TheExtremeMusi1 Onewordyouveusedelevenbutiagreewithyou

@TheExtremeMusi1 he was great after trick of the tail not so much

Describe Phil Collins with 1 word 👇🏻

@MichaelTakeMP And we’d all have gold plated toilets.

Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II. Thinking of her on the 100th anniversary of her birth. And it struck me. If she was still alive today we’d also probably still have a Conservative Government and so our nation would feel safe and secure. 👑🇬🇧