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Just a friendly reminder...

@Darkdarling00 I would genuinely love to know what it’s like having a newborn that actually looks like a newborn my kids were 9lbs and 10lbs when they were born. We went straight to 1 diapers and we’re were 0-3 months in the hospital…. My back y’all.. just… my back

How to take a shower when no one's

@CNviolations @MuffulettaMan

Best one of these yet 😂 cc: @ksfootball7 on Instagram

@MolecularLab_ @MuffulettaMan

Ever seen a basagna before?🥫

Prolly give you a belly ache

THEO VON: “Was there anybody who was immune to COVID-19?” DR. MCCULLOUGH: “There’s one adult group. You’re going to laugh.” [Theo Von listens closely for the reveal] DR. MCCULLOUGH: “Smokers… They got very mild cases. And they don’t get long COVID.” THEO VON: “Why?” MCCULLOUGH: “Because smokers maintain a level of nicotine in the bloodstream… Smoking blocks the spike protein. It’s amazing. I thought smokers were going to go down.” THEO VON: “Do you think that’s a good idea [to use nicotine patches] on a regular basis?” DR. MCCULLOUGH: “I think [it’s a good idea] if they have long COVID... Nicotine, don’t forget, is a nootropic. A nootropic is a drug that makes the brain function more effectively... It’s addictive, but it’s not harmful to the human body... Nicotine patches are perfectly safe.”

@VigilantFox @MuffulettaMan

Never underestimate a woman who can operate at full capacity while waking up 3-4 times a night with a baby/toddler. Whole other type of super hero shit lol

@lowkeyalbert @MuffulettaMan

When you realize everything is so expensive and still God hasn’t let you you go hungry, homeless or empty

His 3 day weekend is over. Stop the rain and make it sunny for the work week

We out here crabbin 🦀 @BarstoolYak

The only thing that matters this week is the start of the Summer House reunion

I’ve been married for five years, and my wife does most of the cooking and cleaning. I hardly do those things. Why? Because she cooks three types of meals on the weekend that last from Monday to Friday. She only does laundry on weekends. She only cleans on weekends. We also do our shopping only on weekends. I had to help create these routines for her because she kept complaining about the “mental load” crap. Women create a lot of this mental load for themselves and then complain that motherhood is hard. No, you made motherhood hard on yourselves. She doesn’t have to deep-clean the floor late at night. She can do it tomorrow. She doesn’t have to do laundry late at night either. Laundry can even be done on the weekend. She doesn’t have to wash the dishes immediately; they can wait until tomorrow.

Having a funny kid has to be a top tier experience.

@iam_preethi @MuffulettaMan

Pregnancy gets 9 months of attention. Labor gets a hospital stay. Postpartum gets one 15 minute checkup at 6 weeks. But postpartum is the longest medical event of your life. Your hormones don't return to baseline for at least 6 months (longer if you are BF). Your pelvic floor takes a year (at least). Your bone density takes longer. Your brain is remodeling itself for years. You're metabolically recovering for as long as you breastfeed. We have completely undercounted what this season actually is. And too many women are doing it all alone.

NGL, Glow in the dark baseball actually looks pretty cool.⚾️

Your official guide for bees this summer

@CollinRugg Bro. Same @MuffulettaMan

Florida homeowner lifts her home 24 feet in the air following the 2024 hurricanes. The homeowner in Pinellas County, Florida, says she doesn't want to deal with flooding again but doesn't want to move. The project, set to be completed in December, will cost a whopping $575,000. The woman plans on adding a second floor beneath the current house. "Typically we do 12 to 14 feet, sometimes ten. But 24 feet, this is the first," said Modern House and Building Movers worker Kristi Robinson. "They will go in and they will form columns around this house. and when it’s all structurally engineered and where they’re supposed to be, then they’ll build the beams, and then they’ll start removing the columns." Wild. Video: andreas_zene / tt.