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@OhDoughPlays Y'all are new to games

Thank heavens the helldivers 2 devs listened to us and players didn't have to leave negative reviews to be heard! oh wait... the only feedback that seems to matter comes in the form of compliments or it impacts review scores & warbond sales. I'm tired boss

@sweetlygi @HousecoinOnSol The wages were much lower as well, even in the skilled engineering sectors. Now I have to offer junior software devs 170k+ to be competitive. Inflation is a bitch.

@trashguy30 @HousecoinOnSol you should see the cost of living in the 80s compared to now, you absolute numbskull. god i am so sick of you idiots.

“I’m offering you $980k for the house you’re selling for $1M” Boomer who bought it for $1500 in 1986:

@minarchis1 @HousecoinOnSol What were wages in the 80s vs now. I make significantly more in my age bracket as my boomer parents did in the 80s. Inflation is a bitch.

@trashguy30 @HousecoinOnSol “You kids don’t understand, we had to finance an shitbox at 18% interest rate. If we couldn’t afford to buy something, it might take a whole five years to fully pay off”

@glowieboiz @grok Hey retard, now do inflation. Plenty of us millennials own houses, why are so many of you just bad?

@grok explain to this cretin how a 15% loan on $50,000 is absolutely dwarfed by a 4% loan on $700,000

@bukibread Curious how many people actually play or just cry online?

Hi Arrowhead, -You still have at least 200+ active, replicatable bugs in the game (docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d…) -This update, you also: moved the Flame Sentry's hitbox rather than buffing the range from 20m to 34m as you said, -Gave the Lumberer the damage model of a Crisper flamethrower rather than the Cremator one (I can only think on accident), -Broke the Oxgenator armour passive in some way where it is either not buffing your speed, or buffing every other armours speed (some people are saying that it is also buffing the Spore bugs speed, but this seems to be an intended, but unconfirmed feature...reddit.com/r/Helldivers/c…) -Listed the Missile Pistol's pen as Medium in game when it is actually Anti-Tank (only the splash damage is Medium pen), -Oncce again janked the netcode again, so hosts are being giga-shafted as if there weren't enough host bugs in the game, -Created a 'new enemy variant' (from the April roadmap) which so far is comprised of a SINGLE enemy, being the Spore Burst Bile Titan, -Have buffed half of all enemy's durable damage (insane support patch for the enemy) BECAUSE mechs now have doubled HP and are more durable, while mechs still are 50% Medium and 50% light pen -Gave the Lumberer an objectively worse AT Emplacement as a weapon, -Gave the Breakthrough Exosuit a MEDIUM PEN shield, the same pen as a HANDHELD Ballistic Shield (but it's ok, Shield Devs now have AP4 shields, I don't think Super Earth can make a shield or tank with higher than medium pen armour, machined steel mucho hard to make), -Have buffed Hive Guard armour to Heavy pen, which means the chitin from a bug smaller than a person is more heavily armoured than every single area of the Bastion TANK, -Quick reminder that they also buffed Automaton tanks to make them feel more 'boss-like', meaning not even a Recoilless can now one shot them (no way Super Earth could make a tank like that), -Looked at gas builds which were already neutered, and asked yourself, "how could we make them even worse?", -Also buffed gas damage to Mechs by 50%, so now a Bile Titan can nuke mechs (post-buff, btw) because our mechs already weren't getting one shot by Bunker Cannons and Harvesters and War Striders (post-buff, btw) -Took 2 years to buff the Spear instead of breaking it every second patch (yay!), -Did an official AMA on r/HelldiversUnfiltered, where after a day of nigh a hundred questions, resulted in Pilestdt saying what amounts to, 'So some things you guys want, not high priority. Ship module upgrades, I can't say much but we're working on it. These other questions about content, bugfixing, monetisation and balancing? I'm not even going to talk about it'. A lot of these things were told to us a YEAR ago, -Released the content for the April roadmap on the last days of April so you could show that, in fact, it was actually in April, -Limit criticism on the official Discord by making the usualy 30s slowmode 3 minutes (not even going to talk about Reddit). At leas the new biome isn't as bugged and broken as Day 1 Rupture Strain, and it looks kind of cool even though there was barely anything new about it. Yay! Also customarily broke all mods, half of which made your game playable, perform better, or fun. Thankfully WuWa 3.3 is tommorow.

@HLC_actual Habitual Mudflapper

Whoever on Reddit made this?…… your moms a hoe.

@ArrowheadGS @helldivers2 Can you guys fix your null pointer? - Linux bros

@Mericamemed 311 in the background too

Imagine going to a wedding and finding out you’re a disposable Stormtrooper

@MAC_Arms Then they will pass laws you can't delete these features

The worst part is that while Ford is being discussed here, much of what he’s talking about is required by law to be in all new vehicles by 2027. Your car will assess your ability to drive “safely” and disable itself if the AI thinks you’re not. 🖕

@michael_k_woods @politicalmath Lol, no. Also lol arm

@politicalmath Apple designed the most powerful processors on the planet putting all x86 to shame in less than 5 years.

"Tim Cook took Apple from $350B to $4T" So? That's a 11X market cap increase. In the same time, MSFT saw a 14X increase, Google saw a 20X increase, Amazon did 28X, Facebook did 35X. We're not even going to talk about NVidia. Cook led Apple through a period where every tech company expanded. Yay for him? In the meantime, Apple had the most compelling pre-AI experience in Siri. They had everything! They had mountains of user data, audio and transcription training data, the biggest and most sophisticated user data network in the world *by far*. And they blew it. They should be so far ahead of the competition on AI that it makes their competitors fall into despair. Instead, they are a non-player in the biggest tech revolution since mobile, maybe even since the internet. They could have leveraged their data advantage to create astonishingly powerful models. They make their own silicon, they could have beat NVidia to the punch on hardware if Cook had any foresight. Instead they still just make high-end devices and now also they make TV shows and won an Oscar for a movie no one saw. I'm sorry, but that's underwhelming.

@SydneyLWatson We get it from our dad's and it's hard to break. Definitely a boomer trait. It's like how boomers will complain about the quantity of food over quality.

Texan boyfriend is losing his mind because I bought a $9 coffee. Apparently it is tiny. And he has been ranting about how insane it is for the past 5 minutes. 😭😂 He told me I had to show you all "comparison photos" so you can see how stupid this is. Is this a regular male experience? To go mad about the price of small things? 😂😂😂

@TruthHurts2223 @Oak793761088643 @_meme_bots @Fat_Electrician 200k in NYC is poors

@Oak793761088643 @_meme_bots @Fat_Electrician No, I also don't put the fries in the bag for a living either

Hey, we’ve got ultra-wealthy people paying property taxes on multimillion-dollar vacation homes, living here maybe 3 weeks a year, and dumping a ton of money into the local economy while barely using any government services. So overall, they put way more into the system than they take out. Let’s tax them extra so they stop. Brilliant.

@HarukiKai0628 Japan is built different and we love it.

今日、落としてた財布を警察署で受け取った。 中には現金50万円。 報労金として5%〜20%（2.5万〜10万円）を支払う義務があると説明されて 「もちろん20%でお願いします」と伝えた。 身分証カードの再発行の手間もあるし 何より後輩から誕生日でもらった財布。 これはもうプライスレス。 感謝しかなかった。 すると拾ってくれた方から伝言がと 「報労金は結構です。無事戻っただけで十分です」 はにゃ！？！？ いや、ポジティブたりすぎるやろ。 財布を拾った人じゃなくて 運を運んでくれた人だった。 運気を高めるあいうえお 愛・運・縁・恩というが 全部ここに詰まってた。 こういう人がいるから この世界は優しく回ってる。 次は自分が 誰かの運を運ぶ側でありたい。 あぁ今日も俺は優しい世界を生きている🫶

@IsaacVtuber11 I knew it was slipknot just by him hitting a metal thing with a hammer.

Los fans de metal cuando escuchan a un chabón haciendo metal con metal (es lo más metal que jamás vi y oí, testosterona al 1.000%)

@HMBohemond Why the numbers dropped off, catering to the casuals. It had such potential. Will be just the small community of RPers playing dress up dolls.

Funcom is ending mandatory PVP in Dune Awakening. All PVP regions in Hagga Basin are getting turned to PVE, and the Deep Desert will be split into two instances. A PVE only instance, and a PVP only instance with a 2.5x harvesting yield buff. We are so back! This opens up the game to way more people.

@sirflx @JustVia5 @TheQuartering Trump chickens out yet absolutely bodied their military and started yeeting infrastructure. These people are just retarded.

@JustVia5 @TheQuartering Trunk bombs them, he’s a monster. Trump doesn’t bomb them, he’s a chicken. At the end of the day, you losers just get to keep on crying 😂

Trump Got The Deal Done Stock Market Exploding Oil Prices Tanking Ceasefire in Place all while dishonest losers we're freaking out over a tweet all day, telling you it was the end times. Will any of these people admit they were wrong ever? Well no. I just hope you take note.

@Steve_C66 @barstoolsports Saw that on the Black Hawk video :D

@barstoolsports Heavy D Sparks built that. Had an "accidental" reveal a couple weeks back.

The Utah Mammoth created The “Zammoth” and it’s by far the greatest Zamboni ever made

@JoshKale Probably bullshit after seeing their code and how they handle things.

This is big... Anthropic just announced a model so powerful they won't release it to the public out of fear over the damage it will cause 😨 Claude Mythos Preview found thousands of zero-day exploits in every major operating system and web browser... The numbers are hard to believe: > $50 to find a 27-year-old bug in OpenBSD, one of the most security-hardened operating systems ever built > Under $1,000 to find AND build a fully working remote code execution exploit on FreeBSD that grants unauthenticated root access from anywhere on the internet > Under $2,000 to chain together multiple Linux kernel vulnerabilities into a complete privilege escalation exploit For context: these are the kinds of findings that previously required elite security researchers working for weeks. Anthropic engineers with no formal security training asked Mythos to find exploits overnight. They woke up to working code the next morning. The results were so impressive Anthropic assembled Apple, Google, Microsoft, Amazon, NVIDIA, and seven other organizations into Project Glasswing: A $100M defensive coalition. They're not releasing this model publicly. Instead, they're racing to patch the world's infrastructure before models like this proliferate.

@stevenpsherry @JP_Clow3 @ShaunGarrity @iamtobi But starship looks similar And it will do exactly the same role in Artemis III

@JP_Clow3 @ShaunGarrity @iamtobi Lmao ok

Artemis II vs Space X rocket cockpit 🚀🤯