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🎵 Who was friends with Jeff Epstein? Who flew off with a girl of fourteen? Who knew whereabouts he’d been? One’s bruvva Who had massage every day? Who was papped with Miss Giuffre? Who denied it anyway? paid a woman he’d never met? Who hasn’t gone to prison yet? One’s brother

Congrats to the duplicitous Andy Burnham on making a success of being a landlord ( what would his lefty mates say? ) having bought a 2-bedroomed flat in London 20 years ago , seeing it double in value to £500K and now being rented out for a handy £3K-3.5K. Where Burnham was fortunate and other landlords weren’t, is that for years the interest on his mortgage was paid through his expenses because he was an MP. But he took an even bigger advantage by renting out his place in Kennington and instead rented a place nearby and sent the whole bill to the taxpayer. That’s now illegal but basically he took advantage of an Xs racket in Parliament making him, in my view, unsuitable to be an MP. He’s a creep and he wants to bring that thought process to Downing Street. The more you hear of Burnham the more you know the good people of Makerfield won’t be voting for him.

I find it astonishing that @AndyBurnhamGM is even being given the time of day. It’s clear as crystal he’s using the people of Makerfield, for his own sorry political ends! For this reason.. I hope he loses the by- election and by a truly great defeat! And as a consequence I also think he should lose his position as Mayor of greater Manchester. He deserves it! And the people of Makerfield and greater Manchester deserve so much better. People have had enough of the likes of him using decent people for their own selfish ambition.

A simple message for the good people of #Makerfield.

If Robert Kenyon becomes an MP, I’ll find his story rather inspiring. A working class plumber, Army Reservist, down to earth guy who beat cancel culture. It would be much more inspiring than the usual think tank/parliamentary assistant turned MP stories. A breath of fresh air.

So you think you want a Malinois...it will be fun, they said 😳🤪🤣🤣😍

@ThoNg676733 so many camera angles.

Gave me goosebumps. Just awesome 🤩

Wes doesn’t clearly doesn’t have the numbers Burnham clearly doesn’t have a seat Public have already clearly said no thanks to Ed Miliband And Rayner far from cleared despite her spin. All going swimmingly.

Zack Polanski lives in a £2m house, but his party political broadcast was staged on a mock-up set in order to con people into believing that he’s a working class man living a working class life. He’s the biggest fraud in politics and he’s been found out.

Kemi Badenoch’s killer line: “I’m not done yet” aimed at the ever-whingeing Emily Thornberry, was glorious to watch. Sharp, commanding, and delivered with total conviction. A superb Labour takedown by Mrs Badenoch.

Please RT👍

Last post of the day. Whoever made this, you have my utmost respect 😂 Hitler/Starmer parody about the local election results.

Polanski has been caught with his pants down: - Spokesman for the Red Cross ❌ - Worked for the MOJ ❌ - Unpaid council tax ❌ - Can enlarge breast via hypontherapy ❌ - False claims about being a member of the National Hypnotherapy Council ❌ A total charlatan, not to be trusted.

@AllisonPearson @AdoreAppys Yeah, they are free as well, and nobody pays for them. Oh hang on a minute.

Can’t understand why those “breakfast clubs” didn’t swing things for Labour… 🤷‍♀️

@anon_opin This will sort the wheat from the chaff. Good riddance

Civil servant here. If Farage wins the next GE, he'll call us all back to the office 5 days a week. The CS will then be on the verge of collapse, as thousands of people will either retire immediately or quit, due to the removal of WFH. Cheap optics will meet reality.

Voted at 8 o’clock could’ve voted for my local utilities but voted nationally to send a message. I voted Reform.

Whoever coined the nickname “Walter Titty” for Zack Polanski deserves a Pulitzer

@Chessplay73 @Skint_Eastwood1 I mean afterthought or half assed. Geldof (KBE - Knight Commander of the Order of the British Empire) by Queen Elizabeth II in recognition of Band Aid and Live Aid. As an Irish citizen, his award is honorary, meaning he cannot be addressed as "Sir".

@trawlerrider @Skint_Eastwood1 Posthumous means he’s dead.

Ricky Gervais Roasts Bob Geldof Live on BBC… Then Gets Hit With a Brutal Grammy Clapback Gervais was asked about going to the Grammys and casually replied that it was enough effort just getting dressed up for The One Show. He then turned to Bob Geldof and delivered the roast: “I usually get accused of being scruffy on telly, but I knew Bob was on, so the pressure’s off.” 😂 Bob didn’t hold back and fired back: “Hilarious hey? He’s a comedian. Grammy nominated, by the way. Some people on this couch have a Grammy already.” Ricky’s response: “Do you really? Oh… that is annoying. That is annoying. That is annoying.”

The Green Party has complained about this cartoon of Zack Polanski by the The Times. They’re deeply unhappy with it. Whatever you do, do not repost!