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@BMM1882 Don’t cross the streams!

The use of the hoses by the fire brigade in an attempt to water cannon the fella was a stroke of tactical genius. I want to know who authorised the move, though, because there’s no way any copper willingly put their name to that lol.

@SuperMajority18 @TheBritLad These are local elections.

@TheBritLad Picking up close to 2100 seats? WOW. I thought the USA was jacked up with their bloated congress. That is the problem right there. Too many chiefs, not enough Indians.

🚨 BREAKING: Labour have lost 80% of all seats contested as of 2:25 AM. If this continues, Keir Starmer will be out of office next week. Reform has surged and projected to pick up between 1700-2100 seats.

@trawlerrider @Skint_Eastwood1 Posthumous means he’s dead.

@Skint_Eastwood1 Google says we are the world won a grammy, but he didn’t win it himself. Also says it’s a postumus kind of “sir” knighthood

Ricky Gervais Roasts Bob Geldof Live on BBC… Then Gets Hit With a Brutal Grammy Clapback Gervais was asked about going to the Grammys and casually replied that it was enough effort just getting dressed up for The One Show. He then turned to Bob Geldof and delivered the roast: “I usually get accused of being scruffy on telly, but I knew Bob was on, so the pressure’s off.” 😂 Bob didn’t hold back and fired back: “Hilarious hey? He’s a comedian. Grammy nominated, by the way. Some people on this couch have a Grammy already.” Ricky’s response: “Do you really? Oh… that is annoying. That is annoying. That is annoying.”

@symeew13 Yes

Can YOU get this one by looking at it?

@MyArrse Barry White?

This young boy in his school photo went on to become one of the biggest pop stars in the world. Can you name him without googling.

@SymeisThursday @dolores_road @frozenaesthetic Tigers.

@dolores_road @frozenaesthetic What’s doing the selecting?

Left handed people existing breaks a rule in evolution that nobody can explain Only about 10% of the population is left handed and that number has stayed the same for 10,000 years It never goes up and never goes down Evolution isn't meant to work like that, traits spread because they are useful or die off because they aren't Left handedness doesn't do either and stays the same percentage across every culture, country and population They process fear differently and react faster to danger than right handed people They are different neurologically and slightly overrepresented in certain criminal populations and significantly overrepresented among US presidents The trait seems to produce extremes Ancient cultures were afraid of them, the word "sinister" originates from the Latin word "sinistra" which means "left" or "on the left side" 10% There's always 10% Never more It was decided that was the exact number needed in the population

Still places left! Retweet and share if you can!

@KingstonChess Hi Kingston Chess Club! I wonder if you would mind sharing this for your followers. 🙏

@bennettchess Hi Micheal. I wonder if you would mind sharing this? Upcoming Chess Congress in Basingstoke. 🙏

@ValentineP30161 @Safisov @downbadcomment Mate. I’ve never played golf and that is obvious surely

@Safisov @downbadcomment How do you know all this

@BishopPair I’ve had a few online lessons from Dan on the KID and they were fantastic! 👍

I’ll shamelessly try to capitalise on my FM title by saying that I am looking for students! I can also offer files on various openings, with model games, pawn structure guides, etc. Please reply or DM if interested in either! Below is a thread on my teaching philosophy.

@BishopPair Fancy a Chess Congress, Dan? eventbrite.co.uk/e/basingstoke-…

@BishopPair @NealBruceBC Well done! 👏

FM title secured! Made it with a nice finish too - white to play and win.

Chess players- please share

@eternalhopeoaks Hello Danny! Any chance you could give this retweet? (As last years winner 🥇)

@interesting_aIl We had a car that did this in the 70s. Ford Zephyr

This is what happens when car design prioritizes human experience

@AnyVan hired one of your vans and drivers today. Can’t believe how bad updates/tracking information and customer service is. Shocking

@norwich_james_m @PumlaMajali What?! Elaborate

The adulterers were both in town in Durham and nobody cared. The👑is dying little by little buses were empty & I'm here for it. Prince Philip said Charles would kill the Monarchy, now look.They thought by not protecting Harry&Meghan instead fed them to the wolves was a good move.

@DoctorLemma A few years after this I was watching a bbc documentary that was using some library footage of Richmond Park from the 50s. Some wag in the studio had put the ‘feeenton! Fenton!’ In the background. Made me chuckle.

In 2011, a quiet walk in London’s Richmond Park turned into internet history when a black Labrador named Fenton spotted a massive herd of red deer. The dog took off, chasing the animals across a road and causing a stampede that stopped traffic. His owner was filmed running helplessly far behind him. Interestingly, the dog had previously been given up by the charity Guide Dogs for the Blind because he was deemed "unsuitable" for service.