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@DrJesseMorse @Matt_Rellihan @JomboyMedia Ooooo look at me I’m Jesse Morse, I love wishing ill-will on young athletes and being the most negative dude on sports twitter. Take a hike loser.

@Matt_Rellihan @JomboyMedia I’m a sports medicine doctor I know the threshold for what the tissue can handle How many MLB pitchers do you know that HAVEN’T have Tommy John surgery? Nearly all of them I’m a realist

High school senior and lefty Jack Bauer is throwing 102 MPH in Illinois 😳

@CallofDuty Trevorsaur#3249827 Activision ID @CallofDuty #VerdanskReplay

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i can’t believe he said this…

Mac moves in with a Fremen girl and becomes convinced he's Lisan al Gaib. Dee and Dennis start an illegal spice smuggling business. Frank gets mistaken for Baron Harkkonen but somehow makes Giedi Prime worse. Charlie keeps trying to use the Voice on The Waitress.

@Matt_Rellihan @NickPenticoff

@NickPenticoff Sometimes the jokes write themselves.

Sam Howell should not have fallen to the 5th round of the draft.

“Your first draft isn’t an unoriginal idea expressed clearly; it’s an original idea expressed poorly, and it is accompanied by your amorphous disatisfaction…”

@Matt_Rellihan @AdamSchefter

@AdamSchefter Announce Trevor Monroe to jail

Another trade: Bills also acquired S Dean Marlowe from the Falcons in exchange for a 2023 7th-round pick.

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BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG

just watched top gun. i'm in.

"Why are we here?" Sen. Murphy presses fellow senators in emotional speech after Texas elementary school shooting. "I am here on this floor, to beg, to literally get down on my hands and knees and beg my colleagues ... find a way to pass laws that make this less likely."

@ABHoover2 @danvancanran

@trevorsaur Me and @danvancanran tonight at La Catrina

You have no idea what this text meant to me. Happy hunting my fellow salsa assassin brotherhood

We hid my nicotine addicted coworkers vape and have been watching him look for it for 3 hours. Everyone’s giving him obviously fake clues, but he’s jonesing so hard he follows up on all of them. I’ve gotten him to look in the same box of donuts 5 separate times.

Dearest Ted, what a strange erotic fantasy you turned this into… I’ll see you in Cancun. #HotDogTeddy

“Home for the Holidays” means hearing Tucker Carlson from your parents’ room as you drift off to sleep.