stop the spread, wear a mask and wash your hands

@CupheadTheGreat Could we have a better U.K. locomotive to choose?

Eligan sabiamente, Locomotoras Británicas o Locomotoras Americanas?

X is so wonderful that I can find out what the world’s richest man thinks of a film I’m never going to watch

@floboflo You look so similar. Do you have your father’s eyes?

Happy birthday to Megan Fox. 40 today!

The great British compromise

@themiltonjones @themiltonjones very good. I like your YouTube channel about fixing the old car too

Delighted to be representing the UK in the European Song Contest...

@josiahjdp The judge did mention that the child can live in the house with the parent who has custody all expenses paid until he is 21

My husband looked me dead in the eyes and said, “I want a divorce. I’ll take the house, both cars, the businesses, everything. Just leave the boy with me.” My lawyer begged me to fight. Family and friends called me insane. But I smiled softly and said, “Give him whatever he wants.”At the final hearing, I signed every document without hesitation. The house. The cars. The accounts. All of it. He sat across from me, grinning like he’d won the lottery, already picturing his new life. He didn’t know I had already won. As the judge stamped the papers, my husband leaned back, victorious until his lawyer leaned in and whispered something that made his face turn ghostly white. ...

@reginalddhunter MAKE IT SO!

What if Brian Blessed played Jean Luc Picard instead of Patrick Stewart?

@MichaelTakeMP @Nigel_Farage @MichaelTakeMP I was confused by that photo. Why have they got his id pass? Did they steal it? Also why are they upset a journalist is taking pictures? If he were to become PM even more people would take his pictures. If he doesn’t like having his picture taken stop showing off

@Nigel_Farage So you’re saying this Guardian journalist is likely to violently attack you? 🤷🏼‍♂️

My security team just found this journalist from The Guardian at my property. This is exactly why I need security. Completely unacceptable.

@floboflo Well, he may have gone to specsavers…. Or they might be the glasses his work bought for him because he uses a computer for his job?

Who paid for these glasses?

@joebuck125 @The4thWayYT Surely all circles are flat?

@The4thWayYT Time is a flat circle bröther

the future is a scam by big time to create more past

@The4thWayYT @SoC_trilogy And it’s working!

@MorganBarrettX @h_thoreson But I like making things….

Paying to have furniture assembled or paintings hung is a true luxury Has a way bigger impact on quality of life than having an expensive dinner

@floboflo It’s was bought second hand from the old the model village Tucktonia I think

The Epping council building looks just like parliament. They must be well rich

@sadgirlcassi @ClaudetteGGibs1 K9 has fallen lower than anyone thought possible

the original looks better

@Kristinartz what, like it was this morning to my house?

MY SON THINKS I'M MAKING THIS UP... DOES ANYONE ELSE REMEMBER WAKING UP TO FRESH MILK IN GLASS BOTTLES ON THE DOORSTEP, DELIVERED EARLY IN THE MORNING BY THE MILKMAN?

I love X train of thoughts....

Security…

Left behind in the community centre. An important tool in this democracy

@WilliamShatner Yes, thank you. Wishing you all the best too.

Hope you all had a wonderful day!

@AmericanMama @zezba9000 I have no gun, you have no gun, he/she/it has no gun.

Oh wow, I’ve never heard of this guy before! Don’t be distracted by his look, his message is more important. It’s absolutely insane that in the UK, you can’t defend yourself against violence. No guns, no rights!