stop the spread, wear a mask and wash your hands

@Tw_timerAlder @AntiEVidiots Limitless cheap oil…. Will cost the US $1b and they will end up needing the wind farms anyway I predict

Trump is derranged.

@martinmbauer I mean AI making stuff up is great and all, but you do then need to test to see if it is right.

Experiments don't "slow discovery", they make discoveries

@BrianRoemmele Till they make it illegal

Imagine a single independent person, no longer tethered to traditional employment or massive institutional backing, wielding the Tesla Optimus and CyberCab as their personal legion. This Dynamic Duo transforms one human into an unstoppable force. Learn how:

@pickover I thought real numbers were the counting numbers, so I’d have said yes. But clearly I don’t understand the question

Mathematics. A mathematician emerges from a cave, hands you the slip of paper below, and asks "Is the distance from one real number to the next greater than zero?" What is your response?

@loftwah Not quite yet…. It’s the drones looking into your windows we want to avoid

So there are robot dogs guarding the datacenters now? We are living in a dystopia aren’t we?

@bagshaw2112 Well, fortunately you don’t see that every day…

New radiator and heating fitted .. looks a neat job #plumbing

@cyber_razz I’d vote B

NETWORKING KNOWLEDGE CHECKPOINT A network administrator wants to translate multiple private IP addresses into a single public IP address for internet access. Which technology is being used? A. PAT (Port Address Translation) B. Static NAT C. ARP D. VLAN

@Bbmorg Like all these things if one outlet is banned then that implies we must make the alternative work. So the real challenge is now to help people

One in three people in Scotland and England had, or have, unmet palliative care needs. Shall we celebrate that as well?

@floboflo @YoungBobRB @floboflo as ever your kindness and compassion are unknown

@YoungBobRB Don’t worry Bob. It probably won’t affect you.

We are just outside Manchester Metropolitan University debating the abolition of abortion . On the same day, the House of Lords are voting on whether to allow abortion up until birth.

@CyberRacheal I assume it’s A as the data doesn’t miraculously get out of the machine and on to the “internet”, but if it was home broadband it might be router. Dial up you have been thr modem

A computer has an IP of 192.168.1.15. To send data to a website on the Internet, which device must it send the data to first? A. The Switch B. The Default Gateway C. The DNS Server D. The Modem

@BuzzPatterson Since Russia started the Ukraine one are you saying Iran’s fight back is like Ukraine’s?

The next time you hear one of our European “allies” say that Iran isn’t “their war,” I’ll remind them that Ukraine isn’t ours.

@GregBaldwinIroh Not that I know of. I mean some people butter the toast, but that’s madness. I have seen some people eat it with tomato ketchup, but I don’t see those people any more

British blokes…. I’ve purchased several “tins” of Heinz (British) beans because the idea of beans on toast intrigues me. I eagerly anticipate a tasting. Other than toasting bread and heating beans… Are there any other steps/ingredients?

@RealestMemes_ 3

@simonmaechling @CuriosityonX Space is banned

@CuriosityonX Wait until RFK finds out there is RNA in space.

BREAKING🚨: ALL FIVE types of nucleic acid bases, the building blocks of LIFE 'DNA and RNA', have been found in samples collected from asteroid Ryugu

@mariana057 Get a cab

I can't seem to find Funkytown on Google Maps…

@RAF_Luton They were thinking of using Agent Orange, but he was busy

Photo of the Day: US F14 flown by Major Tant-Rumm and Capt Bonne-Spurs leads 3x British Eurovision Typhoons in Operation Epic Distraction and The wider Operation Tangerine Micro-Mushroom which sees 717.5 tons of bombs dropped every 800.85mins! Photographed from a Canberra

@MakeAugusta You must be in my student house from years ago. Got a really nasty shock off the twin tub washing machine… inside of the plug looked like that

I guess it’s just not for everybody. Some people really should hire someone to do this work.

@floboflo Yeah, they should be selling oil to everyone else. Classic monopoly tactic.

If having your own oil makes you immune from oil prices why are the USA shitting themselves about the Straits of Hormuz being closed?

@whoelsebutalf As are all words?

The word 'Stifle' is actually an anagram of itself.

@HannahIamthest1 Be careful, very careful. One false move and thork! Your esc key will escape, your return key will not return and there will only be a space where the space key used to be…

I just used the vcuum clener on my keybord. Brillint! 🤣🤣