Noah Trulock

@r0ck3t23 Why does AI like to write things in one word sentences with breaks in-between?

Jeff Bezos asked a room to imagine going back a hundred years. When almost everyone was a farmer. And telling those farmers that in 2018 there’d be a job called “massage therapist.” Bezos: “They would not have believed you.” Then a friend took it further. Bezos: “Forget massage therapist, there are dog psychiatrists.” He looked it up. Bezos: “Sure enough, you can easily hire a psychiatrist for your dog.” The room laughed. The point under the laughter wasn’t funny at all. Every time a major technology shift hits, we do the exact same thing. We count the jobs it will destroy. We never count the ones it will create. Because we can’t. They don’t have names yet. The fear is always specific. AI will replace accountants. AI will replace radiologists. AI will replace drivers. The fear has job titles and timelines and projections. The opportunity has none of those things. Because you can’t name what doesn’t exist yet. A farmer in 1920 could understand losing his job to a tractor. He could not understand gaining a career as a social media strategist. Not because he lacked intelligence. Because the entire chain of inventions between his world and that job hadn’t been built yet. Radio. Television. The internet. Smartphones. Social platforms. Creator economies. Every single link in that chain had to exist before “social media strategist” could even be a sentence. That’s where we are with AI right now. Everyone is staring at the tractor. Nobody can see the thing seven inventions away that doesn’t have a name yet. The fear is loud because it fits inside language we already have. The opportunity is silent because it doesn’t. Every technological revolution in history created more jobs than it destroyed. Every single one. Not because anyone planned it. Because human needs expand faster than machines can fill them. We didn’t need massage therapists when we were breaking our backs on farms. We needed them after machines freed our backs and stress replaced labor. The demand didn’t disappear. It migrated somewhere no one was looking. That is exactly what’s happening right now. The jobs AI creates won’t make sense to us yet. They’ll sound as absurd as “dog psychiatrist” would’ve sounded to a farmer in 1920. Until someone is running a $200 hourly practice with a six-month waitlist. The entire conversation right now is about what we’re about to lose. Nobody is talking about what we’re about to gain. Because the gains don’t have vocabulary yet. A hundred years from now, someone will stand on a stage and describe the jobs we couldn’t imagine today. And the audience will laugh. The same way we just did.

@MrBeast Quick, everybody unclick the like button

If this tweet has exactly 1 like in 24 hours I’ll give that person $1,000,000

@mideysmith I didn’t know Pedro Pascal was in that movie

bro saw this and ran to warn the other guy 😭

@ayo32990345 Otherwise it just looks like they’re standing and they placed them off the ground

Okay I am tired of pretending. Why do super heroes lift one leg up? Is it backed by physics in any way or it is just to aura farm?

@dogmomtweets83 @hashjenni This gets a little complicated when you consider Bush was the second Bush to be president, but when he was President, everyone emphasized the W, so it sort of tracks.

@hashjenni We have to call Hillary, Hillary because Bill was Clinton, because he was first. So now he’s Bill and she’s Hillary. I dunno why we don’t call her Harris. I know I do.

Why do we call Trump, Obama, Bush, and Biden by their last names but Kamala and Hillary by their first names?

@59Mantle @JeffBezos We ordered something from Amazon on Friday. It came on Friday.

@ImKingGinger Build more Disney Worlds

If everyone has a million dollars. Everyone can go to Disney World. Unless Disney raises the prices of a ticket, the lines would be way to long. Ticket prices must increase to make Disney World enjoyable. AI won't fix the laws of supply and demand on human experiences.

@700R____ @CNviolations World record is 8 hours

@CNviolations Because it is fake?

How is this possible?

@AdhihettyMike @KyleKulinski Verb (Completing a Deal): "They consummated the merger with a final signature".

@KyleKulinski What a fucking idiot not knowing wtf consummated means

Trump TACO hits. Any minute now Iran will say they didn’t agree to anything at all. Genocidal threats and war profiteering market manipulation. Get this man THE FUCK OUT OF THE OVAL OFFICE & INTO PRISON.

@Govindtwtt BI?

After AI, what's coming next??

@trav12037911 Is this AI asking?

Do you trust AI?

@marcba You are technically correct, which is the least popular form of correct in terms of followers.

Claiming that LLMs don’t think lost me a bunch of followers 😂

@MattWalshBlog News Headline: Alt-Right conservative pundit Matt Walsh vows to ban free speech, run for President.

When I’m president this is what the chart will look like, because nobody else will be permitted to post

@WillAttract Wait, did he not notice the camera filming in front of him as he walks

This summer the gold diggers gonna be like...

@elonmusk Twenty Twenty-Six?

Grok

@btharris93 @rinireg I wouldn’t lose sleep over it.

@rinireg I get that, but I wonder how much time she spent trying to get the perfect selfie?

Why would you take a selfie during a once-in-a-generation rocket launch?

@disglobo @robja237 @Timcast @ShaneCashman I’m asssuming you meant NASA (USA), Roscosmos/Soviet Space Program (Russia), CNSA (China), ISRO (India), JAXA (Japan), and ESA (Europe)

@trulock_noah @robja237 @Timcast @ShaneCashman Correction: NASA has.

my condolences to @ShaneCashman following the launch of Artemis 2

@disglobo @robja237 @Timcast @ShaneCashman Going to the moon= proof that it’s fake Going around the moon=proof that it’s fake Not going to the moon=proof that it was faked Cameras onboard=proof that it’s fake No cameras onboard=still fake You’ve created a scenario that is impossible to prove.

@robja237 @Timcast @ShaneCashman They are not actually going to the moon you know? Conveniently they are just going to go around it once and then come back.

@TheDogeDispatch @AkaviriBlade @bennyjohnson We just did “multi-planetary” the same way Columbus “discovered” America by touching a beach in England and going home. Direction matters, but don’t confuse the on-ramp with the highway.

@michaeljknowles @realDailyWire It did look very fake for some reason

A viewer demanded I touch the grass behind me to prove it wasn’t CGI on a green screen.