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@LauraLoomer @AOC Laura, your face looks like Stephen Miller’s foreskin was stretched across the jigsaw puppet from Saw

@blak_aristotle @Fullcourtpass @firekennyatkins U clearly will never understand it’s possible to switch as a defender who can’t see a screen being set bc of those “words” people use, I’m glad we agree you jerk off to men humping each other 🤜🤛

@turtlepower989 @Fullcourtpass @firekennyatkins The player that should’ve switched out is Jarret Allen you dumb fuck. I know you don’t do anything athletic because that’s ez to see. Allen’s man sets the screen, he can see the action coming his way, Mitchell can’t. You’re a fckin moron. And I’d choke your bitch ass out trust

Dean Wade reaction to Donovan Mitchell not fighting through the screen 😬 (h/t @firekennyatkins)

@blak_aristotle @Fullcourtpass @firekennyatkins So u admit you don’t understand the word switch. Sorry words are hard for you. Truly showing u a TBI tard. Go jerk off to men humping each other, I mean “grappling”

@turtlepower989 @Fullcourtpass @firekennyatkins Said a lot of shit without saying anything at all, you a puh c, shut up

@blak_aristotle @Fullcourtpass @firekennyatkins sorry I didn’t reply soon enough! since u clearly have so much of ur emotion and self worth in twitter discussions poor u got worked up &had to reply twice in a few hrs. Way to show u a bitch ass who tries to manufacture his own self worth in x replies lmfao

@turtlepower989 @Fullcourtpass @firekennyatkins Nothing to say bitch ass boy? You’re brain dead you dummy

@blak_aristotle @Fullcourtpass @firekennyatkins Hey u TBI retard, of course he was guarding another person. What else would they be “switching”? Lmfao. Your argument starts with trying to say I’m saying Mitchell is jerking off doing nothing. If ur just an MMA fan and not a true TBI tard then hoo boy u speshul 🤡😂

@turtlepower989 @Fullcourtpass @firekennyatkins Mitchell is guarding a man you can’t see in the clip dummy. If you did anything remotely athletic in your life you’d understand in that situation nothing Dean could say could have Mitchell switch out there quick enough.

@blak_aristotle @Fullcourtpass @firekennyatkins You ever heard of ears and words? Wade can say a word like switch, then Mitchell’s ears can hear them. That sound gets sent to something called a brain, which you clearly dont have and never heard of, then processes that sound to let Mitchell know he should switch 🧠

@Fullcourtpass @firekennyatkins Dean Wade’s a dummy, bcuz how tf is Mitchell sposed to switch when his back is to the action of the play.

@RangerApologist @TalkinBaseball_ @houstonzoo How tall were the Rangers prospects that gang raped another prospect and streamed it on Snapchat? Gay gang rape of a teenager and u proud to support their organization. A Tetas logo won’t mask ur gay pedophilia

@TalkinBaseball_ @houstonzoo Kinda disrespectful to altuve considering the monkey prolly taller than him

The Houston Zoo has named a baby monkey Tuve in honor of the Astros legend (via @houstonzoo)

@GOP__Ls @AnthonyKim_Golf how do you reconcile being a Trump dick sucker and a #girldad

🚨NEW: Trump’s spiritual advisor is now free after only 6 months in prison for sexually abusing a 12 year old girl.

@fritzalexcooper @MaryBowdenMD I heard the most effective way is to dissolve it in bleach and then use it in an enema so it absorbs fastest!

@MaryBowdenMD I'm 5'11". Weight 185. Age 74. Photo date 03/2026. What dosage?

I’ll be selling ivermectin for Texans only, no prescription needed…. - 12mg, 100 count, $85 - 18mg, 100 count, $110 Made in the USA. Stay tuned.

@CobosQue Maybe if you weren’t too busy taking pics of your customers in the bathroom you would know why the dodgers are hated in Houston

@sappholives83 @BenDuBose does this when the rockets lose

There are trans-identifying men who freeze tomato sauce into cylinders to shove up their backsides so that when it melts, they can pretend that they’re having their period. But no, this is definitely not a fetish… or a mental health issue.

@LNMBUSA Pearland MAGAs too busy humping their sister in their trailer to get out and vote

🚨 TEXAS 🚨 9% showed up. 91% didn’t. 263 votes. That’s all it took. Local elections aren’t lost, they’re abandoned. And people wonder how this happens. This is how you lose a city. This is why turnout in the May 26th RUNOFFS and the MIDTERMS matters!

@StoneJAlex @BenDuBose did this same thing on twitter for years before he ran away

BlueSky is full of such weird people

@ObserverGr71726 @safecooks @HappyPunch This is his mom’s motto. Spreads her legs to the world and this stupid cracker popped out

@safecooks @HappyPunch ok

One of the nastiest cases of “f*ck around and find out” just went down in Korean MMA Straight out of a movie 😳

@Sinan35tr @UofBasketball @KalshiSports @KalshiHoops Are you the one who puts mayonnaise up Sengun’s butt

@UofBasketball @KalshiSports @KalshiHoops If Rockets need more bench points, formula is: Start the game without your main lineup and put them into the game from the bench one minute later :)))

Playoff Bench Points Per Game… What stands out?

@blakec97 @LowIQExposer @DatBoyCanGolf69 Life is hard when you have low IQ. The world is always so confusing. Best to just block out those who point out reality to you. Make no mistake. Blake can’t block his own tard takes. But it’s not his fault. @blakec97 is what happens when siblings copulate.

@blakec97 @LowIQExposer @DatBoyCanGolf69 Based on Low IQ blakes’s reasoning, @LowIQExposer has 7 followers in 2 months, meaning 3.5 followers gained/month. Blake has 272 since 1/ 2013, which comes out to 1.7 gained/month. Low IQ Blake has gained traction at HALF the rate. Thx for ur tard take, low IQ Blake!

Walk up on a Wednesday this is what it looks like

@BaseballWRLD_ remember when @BauerOutage was the villain but he’s no longer in baseball - and no, pitching vs 50 yr olds in the Atlantic league in 7 inning games doesn’t count 🤡😂

- Hinted at the Rockies cheating - Slide into Adames at 2B - Said “fuck ‘em” about Jung Hoo Lee when he was possibly injured at play at home - Confirmed called Miguel Amaya a fat fuck I think Dalton Rushing is trying to speedrun becoming the most disliked player in baseball

@Joecattle101 @LIVGolfBuff What about LIV has buried the PGAT?

@LIVGolfBuff We knew before today that pif was cutting funding at year end. What about this announcement is new news?

It’s been fun. I’ll always remember LIV Golf as the league that made me find my love for the game that I only experienced in my youth. The amount of memories and people I’ve met along the way I wouldn’t trade for anything. This has been a fun four years

@stonksandcards lol he deleted the post. Too bad he can’t delete his arrest for indecent exposure. Meanwhile people still let this shithole around children

Geoff Wilson is an AWFUL ambassador for the hobby, Encouraging people to buy $6000 hobby boxes to chase a card that publicly surfaced six years ago and has been graded by BGS.

@paigered3 Are you too poor to drop your daughter off at Houston country club or the racquet club where you can be more like people that “look like you”?

Took my daughter to Memorial City Mall, (77024 research that), because I wont let her go alone. I was shocked. I counted the people that looked like me. After 100 people, there were only 10. It looked like something at a carnival. Like I was in a foreign country, and just a visitor. We can’t have nice things because thugs take over. I felt rage. 😡