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@muchrejoicing @mattoak It’s across the water on a barge.

@twittdwitt @mattoak I don’t think it’s in west Seattle

@phillustrations @plimsoul @thesoyjim It’s huge!

@Matt_The_Beard Giant firework display from a boat?

What are the fucking crazy fireworks going off in west Seattle right now??

@EricColumbus Mr. Burns with glasses.

Alabama Governor Robert Bentley pretended to smile in his mug shot /8

Mug shots of politicians, a thread. The gold standard is former House Majority Leader Tom DeLay. Confident and smiling without hamming it up. 1/

@politico Haha, @SenTuberville. Nice play, coach!

Biden served as tie-breaker in Space Command decision ow.ly/RQ6z104PZO7

@BradinLA My rich cousin had the USS Flagg, an Omnibot, and that 80s stereo in a glass case.

A team of scientists has extended the lives of old mice by connecting their blood vessels to young mice. The study found infusions of youthful blood led the older animals to live 6-9% longer, roughly equivalent to six extra years for an average human. nyti.ms/3Qd6Suz

@jobscantfindme @MNateShyamalan It’s all lies until we see pics of the drone strike rubble rubble

BREAKING: grimace is dead

@AP Sneaky way of raising the retirement age

South Korea has adopted a new law that changes how people count their ages. apnews.com/article/south-…

@disco_socialist Most west coast cities are like this, imo.

@alexis_bologne @MtStHelensWA Harry R. Truman. RIP

F*%# around and find out

@BaSingSeUpdate That’s rough, buddy

Katara has frozen Zuko in a block of ice again.

Last year, X Corp—which includes Space X & Tesla—got $2.8 billion in govt subsidies, loans & contracts, not counting hundreds of millions in incentives, labor & support from NASA & the FAA 6 days ago,Twitter became part of X Corp This website is government-funded. Good morning

@bfcarlson Shaft!

Who’s your favorite writer/thinker since 1900?

@ditzkoff As a kid, I taped every episode when they first aired so I could go back, pause, and catch every joke. I remember pausing and catching "you have no life". This episode must of been '94 or '95.

@Everett74708702 @livgolf_league Hey,@POTUS, stop buying oil via Saudi Arabia. There, fixed it.

@twittdwitt @livgolf_league And Biden is still buying their oil. And Biden is still buying Russian oil, via Saudi Arabia.

Mayakoba - Charles Howell III Tucson - Danny Lee Orlando - Brooks Koepka Who will become our next individual winner this weekend in Adelaide? #LIVGolf

@Everett74708702 @livgolf_league Saudi Arabia did 9/11.

@twittdwitt @livgolf_league Biden still buy Saudi oil.

@JoeVeyera I was there! Your seats were better.

They lost, but they're in the playoffs, so. 🤷‍♂️