The Attack

@RepGregLandsman @RepPressley Why. Give me one good fucking reason why.

UPDATE: We hit 218 last night! The House will now get a vote to protect our Haitian community from Trump and ICE. This would be a 3 year extension for their Temporary Protected Status. 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼@RepPressley

Had to two piece myself. Winning anything by eight shots deserves a wild night

No girlfriend, rents due, no job, no bitches, no money, 5’9, constipated, hung cheddar, cant bench 185, one zyn left #saturday

@13B_SWAPPED get ready for maximum hazing!

I am rushing as a fourth year next semester I do not care.

@GrantCardone Except to get bitches!

Alcohol has no real value to mankind.

@JohnCranley You are part of the reason our country is turning to a third world shit hole!

@burritolov3r69 Someone get this man his keys!

Have you eve been to drink to read

@tweeth_mitchell Ah apologies. Didn’t know there were rules here on X. Still set a record -13 today.

@two_time_him The only damage here is from dudes not reading the rules

In 50 years we're going to find out there's a version of CTE called Golfer's CTE and you get it from micro-micro concussions from lots of driving range swings, and it's going to explain everything we ever needed to know about this era of golf

@13B_SWAPPED Had a chili open this morning. My boy and I won by 8 shots and got 230 each from skins. That’s why the attack was in on a friday

if it’s Friday night and you’re not at the bar or gym or home for the weekend or something literally what are you doing

The bartender pouring my drinks for the front nine today

@FinanceLancelot I’d rather be speaking german than dealing with all the faggotry and jewry we have today

When your wife ends the fun too early on a night w the boys

@David_J_Bier @F10fromMAGArone I don’t think you do your job right if this is the position you hold. The worst always fail upwards and you are an example

@F10fromMAGArone Except for the 330 million Americans that benefit from immigration…

How they are celebrating the decline not in illegal immigration but TOTAL immigration tells you everything about their ideology

@duanetrain12 Yeah in the same boat, was actually having convos w one chick then got ghosted. So tired of this shit i’m gonna be a quick add warrior for life

What tf am I supposed to say when a girl adds me on Snapchat and we are just sitting there sending pics of our faces. Im 21 years old I feel I’m too old for this shit. Thoughts? Advice?

@Matt90439341058 Imagine having the hottest blonde you’ve ever seen in a group project. Unreal how high the stadium pulse is every class

Confirmed. I have no game. Actually just spoke to the hottest blonde I’ve ever seen. Fumbled like ramondre stevenson against the Steelers

@amyactonoh Can i take u to a steak dinner where we discuss the benefits of being America First?

We need a governor focused on lowering costs for Ohioans, not on jetting off to Puerto Rico with campaign funds to hang out with TikTok stars. Ohioans are struggling — and Vivek couldn't care less. meidasnews.com/news/vivek-ram…

@gomergolfs Played w a french canadian once in a tournament , taught me a bunch of french cuss words that i forgot directly after. Good times

Played an AJGA event at Innisbrook in high school - paired with an IMG kid from China and a South Georgia country boy (tour visor, bulldog head cover). IMG kid shows up with a Publix grocery bag of bananas tied to his push cart. By #9, he’s eaten 11 or 12, stuffing the peels in his bag and literally hitting shots with his mouth full. Georgia boy: “damn brotha, that’s a lotta bananas.” IMG kid in broken English: “they call me the monkey.” Only thing he said the entire round and shot 68. Think about him sometimes