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@JohnCornyn My vote has been cast for @KenPaxtonTX!!

@JohnCornyn My husband is the grandson of Bill Clayton. My mother-in-law, his daughter. No. YOU don’t get to do that. Thank you, though, for reminding me I need to go vote today!

“A born Texan has instilled in his system a mindset of no retreat or no surrender.”     - Former Texas Speaker of the House Billy Clayton #vote

@RepJackKimble This cannot be a real post.

Just a friendly warning. We don’t even make $200k per year in Congress despite working nearly 140 days. If we aren’t properly compensated, a lot of us will go to the private sector and you will be left with some real idiots in Congress.

😭💔 Une Iranienne en larmes supplie le monde entier… Dans une vidéo bouleversante postée hier soir, Nahal Curbelo, les yeux remplis de larmes et la voix brisée, implore les États-Unis et Israël : « Please, finish the job and free the people of Iran ! » Son cri du cœur fait écho à l’horreur qui vient de frapper : ils ont pendu Mohammad Abbasi, un père de 55 ans, à l’aube du 13 mai à la prison de Ghezel Hesar. Arrêté avec sa fille Fatemeh pendant les protestations de janvier, torturé, forcé aux aveux, privé d’avocat… Exécuté sans dernier adieu. Sa famille, appelée pour une « visite », s’est vue refuser l’accès avant d’apprendre sa mort par téléphone. Fatemeh croupit toujours à Evin, condamnée à 25 ans de prison. Le régime des mollahs n’assassine pas seulement des corps… il tue l’espoir d’un peuple entier. Combien de pères, combien de filles devront encore mourir pour que ce cri déchirant d’une mère iranienne soit enfin entendu ? Jusqu’à la chute définitive de ce régime de sang.

@SenLouiseLucas Yeeeeeeaaaaahhh, ok. It’s because his name is always in everybody’s mouth. …ahem…

They tried to connect me to the Epstein Files but all we found was a few thousand mentions of Donald J. Trump.

@the3rdestate_cl @EthanLevins2 Only one of us is dumb enough to believe that the people who chant “Death to America” don’t mean it, dipshit.

@txscorpio555 @EthanLevins2 it did work, they were sticking to 3.7% refinement and trump tore it up in his first term...you are a moron...cl

Trump has never had alcohol in his life. China gave him a beverage to toast, and Trump drank it. This is a very subtle, but STRONG statement on who’s really in charge. x.com/MAGAVoice/stat…

@the3rdestate_cl @EthanLevins2 The “Obama deal” that hasn’t worked in a decade? Yeeeeeaaaahhhh….ok. You & I are worlds apart in our opinions & there’s zero chance that’s gonna change.

@txscorpio555 @EthanLevins2 Slowly would have been to allow the Obama deal to work. We made an agreement then, and we returned frozedn IRANIAN cash as part of the deal...Trump says we "gave them pallets of cash"...it's just a lie...cl

@the3rdestate_cl @EthanLevins2 Hell yes I voted for him to curb stomp Iran! Why TF wouldn’t you? Ah, yes…orange man bad. GMAFB.

@txscorpio555 @EthanLevins2 I don't care if he drinks or does not...HE LIES. He lies to you about gas and it's the one thing you can't deflect. There is a stupid war that he started...did you vote for that?....cl

@the3rdestate_cl @EthanLevins2 Not sure if you noticed or not, but there’s a little conflict with Iran. I’m well aware that gas is expensive ATM. Yes…he needs to acknowledge better. You wouldn’t give him credit if he did. There’s a massive difference between gas prices and addiction.

@txscorpio555 @EthanLevins2 Trump says gas prices are going down...what is your recent experience with that?....cl

@the3rdestate_cl @EthanLevins2 His brother was an alcoholic who drank himself to death. Yeah…I believe him when he says he’s never drank. He watched his brother die slowly, you nitwit. Also, his glass in this video does not contain alcohol.

@EthanLevins2 Trump is a fucking liar...why believe he has never drank alcohol?....cl

@cutiieepie6 Since it’s clearly not good enough for you, you should give it back.

Some guy tipped me ten dollars in quarters, and I’m still trying to figure out what kind of person thinks that’s acceptable. I just finished a DoorDash order, and he casually mentions he forgot to tip in the app—which, fine, not ideal, whatever. Then he dramatically pulls out a literal roll of quarters like he’s handing me the crown jewels. He looks me dead in the eye and says, “Sorry man, I didn’t tip on the app, this is all I’ve got.” Yeah, thanks. I love holding a handful of coins like it’s 1998. I don’t use change. I’m not a parking meter. I’m not walking around with rolls of quarters or dumping them into a Coinstar just to get the money I already earned. I took it because arguing over coins isn’t how I planned to spend my day, but that doesn’t make it okay. Tipping in quarters is peak absurdity. Tip in the app, tip in bills, tip digitally—literally anything that doesn’t involve me schlepping around loose metal. Acting like this is normal? Pure comedy. And yes, no one should ever think a pocketful of coins counts as a tip.

@BarackObama I seem to recall Black Panthers patrolling outside of polling locations with nightsticks during your tenure & you did nothing. STFU.

Today’s Supreme Court decision effectively guts a key pillar of the Voting Rights Act, freeing state legislatures to gerrymander legislative districts to systematically dilute and weaken the voting power of racial minorities - so long as they do it under the guise of “partisanship” rather than explicit “racial bias.” And it serves as just one more example of how a majority of the current Court seems intent on abandoning its vital role in ensuring equal participation in our democracy and protecting the rights of minority groups against majority overreach. The good news is that such setbacks can be overcome. But that will only happen if citizens across the country who cherish our democratic ideals continue to mobilize and vote in record numbers - not just in the upcoming midterms or in high profile races, but in every election and every level.

@4thOfJuly365 Aqua Net hairspray and bubble gum.

If this picture was a scratch-n-sniff sticker, what do you think it would smell like?

Kimmel’s hateful and violent rhetoric is intended to divide our country. His monologue about my family isn’t comedy- his words are corrosive and deepens the political sickness within America. People like Kimmel shouldn’t have the opportunity to enter our homes each evening to spread hate. A coward, Kimmel hides behind ABC because he knows the network will keep running cover to protect him. Enough is enough.  It is time for ABC to take a stand.  How many times will ABC’s leadership enable Kimmel’s atrocious behavior at the expense of our community.

@mtgreenee Are you high? It’s crack, isn’t it? You absolute imbecile. Why TF would Trump be an ACTIVE participant in a cover up about who TRIED TO KILL HIM?!?!

I’m not calling the Butler assassination a hoax. But there are a lot of questions that deserve public answers. I’m asking why won’t Trump release the information about Matthew Crooks? Did he actually act alone? If not, who is behind him and who helped him? Why the cover up??

@LucasSa56947288 This is what happens when you add a string of numbers to your username. It makes you stupid. Men are already required to register with selective service. This is nothing new. Only new thing is that it will be automatic. Which begs the question…why do YOU not know that, SIR?

Yesterday, The Pentagon announced that Men who are 18–25 will be automatically registered for the U.S. military draft starting December 2026. I’m starting to think that Barron Trump should be included to join! Should Barron Trump be in the draft? (A: Yes (B: No

@BarryOnHere There’s no way this is a real post. 😂

Still together 50 years later. No scandals. No cheating. No drama. Just pure love.

@RodKahx I laughed my ass off. So there’s that. 😂

A republican president said Praise be to Allah on Easter Sunday and his cult didn't flinch.

@nosoup4knowles @tommyborumjokes @teameffujoe @OwenBenjamin I’m gonna go with lying. They always lie.

@tommyborumjokes @teameffujoe @OwenBenjamin Either he's lying here or he already knew it was an old pic

Took a photo from a decade ago… Then turned off comments to anyone who doesn’t pay to sub to him. When did @OwenBenjamin become such a bitch?