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@nansbello They'll still blame the previous government or tell you to relax, they're 'fixing' it

This is why i lose my mind when people talk about politics like it’s a game. This is the direct result of the politics our politicians are “playing”.

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@Babajiide It's good that you're saying this yourself, when Tosin was complaining that he can't find 500 'global' talents, we all knew why. To whom much is given... You can't have it both ways.

It’s a bloodbath in the experienced talent pool ! National sales roles Dey start from 100mitta, now if you don’t have 3-7mittw you can’t hire people.

1/ We are sharing additional details regarding our investigation into unauthorized access to GitHub's internal repositories. Yesterday we detected and contained a compromise of an employee device involving a poisoned VS Code extension. We removed the malicious extension version, isolated the endpoint, and began incident response immediately.

I'll also say this as someone who grew up on the nice side of the barbed wire fences and high gates in the very nice part of town where the Nigerian 0.1% live - learn to touch grass and worry about yourself because rich people really do not care about you. Like, at all. The Nigerian rich don't even like each other. They barely tolerate one another and make practical alliances to preserve wealth and influence. And now that the economy is too small to support all the children of the Nigerian 0.1%, nearly everyone I grew up with in the nice, leafy part of town now lives in Toronto or London or wherever. You, Mr N250k/month Union Bank contract staff are not part of rich people's thinking at all. At. All. The rich have no plans for you. They have no plans to create opportunities for you. They have no plans to fix the things they broke on their way to building that N1bn townhouse in Parkview Estate. They have no plans to contribute towards making society better. If Satan came from Hell with a tail and horns growing out of his head and he ran for political office, the rich would all go make deals with him - because in the world of the rich, the only thing that matters is their own interests, and making sure that they never, EVER have to live like you or next to you. So all this simping and vicarious fawning over wealth and fame that you people do everyday is the most redundant thing in the world - the rich have no intention of expanding their circle to let you in, and they have no intention of enabling the conditions for you to create your own independent circle of wealth. The only thing the rich need from you is to be poor and obedient, so that your labour can be cheap, plentiful and replaceable. Statistically as a Nigerian, you will NEVER be rich or close to it. You will NEVER live in Maitama. 99.99% of Nigerians who have existed since 1960 have prayed and fantasised about becoming rich, and 99.99% of those prayers and fantasies never came true. That's just math. You will never be a rich and famous celebrity. You will never be a successful content creator. You will never make millions shilling crypto, trading Forex, sports betting, or whatever the fuck is the latest quick wealth fantasy in town. It's just not going to happen. That being the case, a much more constructive use of your time would be to fight for the material elevation of what you actually have, where you actually have it. Instead of daydreaming about the N300m house in Lekki that 3 generations of your family cannot buy, get involved in a local effort to give your own immediate neighbourhood a facelift, or a political campaign to pressure the state to build high quality social housing. If you hate being harassed without consequence online, instead of vicariously enjoying how a celebrity has used their wealth and influence to jail someone for making a horrid tweet, fight for a judiciary and legal system that is transparent and accessible to all, so that a singer living in the UK on a global talent visa doesn't get to have more access to your Nigerian justice system than you who lives in Nigeria 24/7. Instead of building your mental architecture around the false idea of being a "temporarily embarrassed millionaire" who will someday take your rightful place on Banana Island, touch grass tonight and accept that it will never happen, and what you need to do instead is fight for where you are to become a better, more liveable place that you no longer wish to escape from. Stop cosplaying as rich folk. Stop cooing and fawning over rich folk. Stop daydreaming about someday "blowing up" and buying a house next to Burna Boy. Rich people have no intention of sharing their world with you. Free yourself from the tyranny of living vicariously through people who don't care that you exist. Them no really send any part of your papa at all.

@Big_Mck Why is no one talking about the SmartAfCFTA? Isn't that one project solving this very problem?

This Tinubu’s session in Kigali is all the proof you need that these African leaders are controlled by their western puppeteers down to what they say. He (Tinubu, President of Nigeria) raises an issue bothering on intra-continental trade. “Africa needs a trading platform for member states to trade with each other” Moderator: “why don’t you start one?” Tinubu: *Confused, and at a loss for words* He went off script. The follow up question made him realize he had said something his masters didn’t prep him to say. There’s no other way to explain it.

Dead and alive. Former or current. Present or past. Not a single Nigerian former governor, presidential aspirant, or polictian can call out the EFCC for a wrong doing and remain free the next day. I Stan, re-Stan, and AfghaniStan you sir. Nigeria will be OK Insha Allah.

@OoTheNigerian @ifiokambrosee 😂

@ifiokambrosee Haha. Abeg no go find wetin dem go use drag my abolo

Someone went and liked this tweet from 12 years ago. Before the mumu iPhone Craze of today, there was a time not having the latest blackberry (Bold 3 or something) meant did you did not belong. Today, you will not give a 10 year old a Bold 3. And a lot was sacrificed for them.

They are beginning to wake up to what I have been shouting since. Most people “cashing out” in Nigeria are doing so at the expense of those who aren’t. The economy is not designed for everyone to cash out - which is why that your breakthrough prayer is the same as wishing others fail so you can succeed. It’s a dog eat dog economy. To be very direct: the Dagote’s, the Otedola’s, the Adeleke’s, the Elumelu’s, the Tinubu’s are rich because you are poor. This is why I laugh when poor people worship billionaires in Nigeria. You are only perpetuating your poverty.

@winexviv Wishing you more blessings Odogwu Onyia

On this day, I was born.

@akinkunmi It works on my machine bro, Give me 6 months to Dockerize it.

Where is the Jumia you guys said you'd rebuild in 2 weeks???? 🤡 This is the last day. I need a written apology not less than 500 words from all of you who insulted me for saying it's impossible. 😂

@The_Great_NDA You don't need to insult me. Is this what your religion teaches you? Do your research properly before making unfounded claims Enjoy your day

@ugwulo_ Deuteronomy 25:11-12 if two men are fighting nd the wife of one of them comes to rescue her husband from his assailant nd she reaches out and seizes him by his private part,you shall cutt off hee hand. Show her no pity. U damn bast*ard,this is from your bible. no mercy to women

I never thought that Shariah law of cutting hands, especially women's hand originated from the Bible. Deuteronomy 25:11:12 if two men are fighting and the wife of one of them comes to her husband rescue from his assailant and she reaches out nd seize him in his private part...

@The_Great_NDA "I never thought that Shariah law of cutting hands, especially women's hand originated from the Bible" Please talk about something else

@ugwulo_ Are you denying your Bible that commanded cutting of hands?

You could have taken out 5 minutes to Google this before typing. A Vice President Engineering in most tech startups report to the CEO. GitHub's early days, Notion. In Linear's earlier days, the VP Engineering was even adjacent to the CEO. Extremely unknowledgeable, I'm happy I'm at least exposing you a bit to how things work, and maybe your followers can also see you have a lot to learn.

Dear @channelstv @ARISEtv @tvcnewsng @NTANewsNow, please when next you go for a media briefing with FCT Minister @GovWike, kindly ask him about the following: 1. Cows taking over roads, now including highways, in Abuja 2. Waste collection and mountains of refuse in various parts of town 3. Swarms of young children, who should be in school, begging at traffic lights and junctions under the supervision of adults sitting under nearby trees. 4. The pandemic of driving “one-way” against traffic. 5. Aggressive street traders, especially the ones selling windscreen wiper blades, who insist on putting their hands on your windscreen. 6. All commercial vehicles, including Keke, that believe that traffic lights don’t apply to them. Others may have other things to add but it would be good to get answers to these first. Thank you.

@The_Great_NDA @_ffen @renoomokri @realFFK Anyone can tap you on the back, colleagues do that, leaders do so too. Dunno what you're driving at. But Reno was clearly seeking attention. I know you expected Obi to throw a jab a Reno, but nah, he's a 'gentleman'

@ugwulo_ @_ffen @renoomokri @realFFK So what is your interpretation of Reno omokri tapping Peter obi on the shoulder?

Politics without bitterness is politics that will bring betterness. May Nigeria prosper under President Tinubu between 2023 and 2031, so help us, God!

@renoomokri You talk about P.O everyday and can't just get enough of him. You even had to find every way possible to greet him just for the optics. He's clearly your idol

@The_Great_NDA @_ffen @renoomokri @realFFK ...and a grown up man walks up to a boy to greet him? and takes pictures while doing it. Lol Y'all just say anything to feel better

@_ffen @renoomokri @realFFK Obi is a boy, no wonder he has shaky shaky baby's voice. Imagine reno tapping obi on the shoulder like a master to his slave. Can he try such with Atiku?