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@djweis I think the implication is that if a business' customers have the bandwidth, you can sell them high-bandwidth digital content.

@Lloydb I think that'd work better as a 'yo momma so fat' joke.

@stephiefink No child of mine will use false dichotomies. They'll either be well educated and a good person, or DEAD TO ME.

@apelad Water For Elephants For Dogs

@frojive How about futilitycloset.com/2011/10/12/wak… ?

@Tony_Leo The name "Max" implies we were not getting the maximum possible Leo until now.

@djweis Are they performing inside of a convincing replica of a concert hall, inside a concert hall?

Web Geeks 2011 massive kick-off Feb 7th, chance to win an iPad, location and details at http://bit.ly/fkiymb please RT

@AmandaZinger I read that as DIE or BUY. Which of course made me think "cake or death?" Cake please.

@datadamage Your keyboard is OUT OF CONTROL.

@newz2000 Is it ┌°┐?

Have you looked at your "following" list lately and wondered why you're following me? No? That's probably why you're reading this.

New post: #634; Accomplishment measured in Decibels http://wondermark.com/634/

@Eagleofmeaux Happy birthday! In other news, I need your mailing address.

@djweis I'll pay more per month if you can make my DSL go faster. :)

@datadamage Three words: nothing but polka.

Both trucks are now working in tandem, executing a delicate ballet of snow-shoving.

One truck may have gotten stuck. The second truck is trying to clear a path behind it so it can back out.

The trucks with snow blades are here to clear out the driveway, but they're having trouble driving up the slope.

"The Great London Waif Crisis" would be a good name for a band.