Alex Rennie-Lis

@CocaCola_GB I love Coca Cola and I'd love it if you made Oreo coke a permanent feature 🤞

@TPLINKUK @TPLINK It's been *six months* now since you accepted two RMAs for faulty switches, and you fail to ship replacements while your team continue to say nothing useful. Nelson Qiao, any chance you can improve such abhorrent "service" in your new role as MD?

@JackMFoster @SnowFieldsDotMe @Chimpyy @ZenInternetHelp @zeninternet Connection up. ping (IMCP) up. DNS (UDP) up. All TCP (HTTP, SSH, tc.) down. And all while trying to coordinate a disaster recovery exercise at work #irony.

@SnowFieldsDotMe @Chimpyy @ZenInternetHelp @zeninternet Yes, my service is down too, can’t get through to @zeninternet

@ZenInternetHelp @zeninternet Hi, just wondering if you have any internet issues in Hampshire? I've sent a DM.

@GWRHelp is there any chance of a slight hold to the 11:54 from BRI to PNZ to enable passengers on the delayed 10:00 from PAD to make the connection? Pretty please 🙏

@GWRHelp Trying to get to the south west. Any chance of a slight delay to the 11:01 from Reading to Paignton to enable us passengers to make a connection from Didcot? 🙏

@ItsTomMorton @HeathrowExpress But that's the British way! Gouging you for a train that will probably not turn up, and will likely be uselessly late if it does

@HeathrowExpress Not just delayed, you’re also running a snail’s pace! Pretty galling with the prices you’re charging.

Heathrow Express services are departing at a reduced frequency due to a points failure at Southall. #hexupdates

Here's the thing. If the problem is an entitled, wealthy, ethically-stunted, arrogant PPE graduate with little grasp of reality, then yet another (!) entitled, wealthy, ethically-stunted, arrogant PPE graduate isn't the solution. 🧐

And the award for Bullshit Bingo job title/tag goes to...

@MrskokoU @LEGOLANDWindsor Ex: half-full rides because they won't identify single riders; not even beginning to prep riders until the previous ride has fully disembarked; not measuring heights until the end of the queue, causing unnecessary waits, upset kids and further delays. The list goes on.

@MrskokoU @LEGOLANDWindsor Oh no, don't get me wrong. I don't mind queueing where necessary. But watching staff waste 50+% of ride capacity by pure inefficiency is irritating for sure.

@LEGOLANDWindsor please can you train your staff in the art of efficient loading? The ride throughput here (on all rides) compared to any other theme park is atrocious!

@LEGOLANDWindsor No, they really don't. They don't measure the heights or pre-queue people into the lanes ready to get on until after the previous riders have all disembarked. That fundamentally cuts your throughput rate by at least half and has nothing to do with safety.

@unblue Hi Alex, are team work as quickly and safely as they can to load guest onto our Ride and Attractions. They will only operate when it is safe to do so.

Honest question: if oil at $135/barrel is the cited reason for forecourt fuel being £2/ltr, then why was fuel nowhere near this price through 2008-10 when oil was even more expensive?

My two year-old has just played the "oh why" four-note sequence on her Fisher Price piano. @ Ed Sheeran: any legal advice given her blatant plagiarism?

(bit.ly/36kYODE) Confused why sanctions need be impacted by corporate opacity. Freeze ALL dubious assets until owning entities prove who the ultimate human owner is. It won't take long for honest parties to come clean, leaving consequences just for the miscreants.

Resigned to resign, I have re-signed elsewhere. Bring on 2022!

@Hetzner_Online any plans to introduce VPN gateways to your cloud product range? Today I need to provision a small host dedicated to the task, but an off-the-shelf capability would be a great way to better compete with the bigger players (Amazon, Azure, GCP)

@British_Airways so after several hours trying to get through to you today, your staff manage to pick up and immediately hang up on me three times right before the end of their shift at 8pm, clearly because they can't be bothered at 19:55. Fix your shit.

@British_Airways on hold seemingly forever because your site doesn't actually let me change my flight as advertised. Any chance you have any employees left answering phones?

@British_Airways How is that done for redemption fares? Are the Avios re-credited and the tax amount vouchered?

@unblue If this was the case, you can still request a voucher for the value of your booking up until the point of departure. Cody

@British_Airways redemption flights are cancellable up to 24 hours, but the US now requires tests within 24 hours of departure. What happens if someone tests positive and cannot fly?