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@unclepilleduser

I miss Norm Macdonald

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uncle max@unclepilleduser·
I claim holy vendetta against everyone who pronounces “niche” as “NITCH”
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Dr. Boob@fleshfreezer·
glued my butthole shut I couldn't give a shit if I tried
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uncle max@unclepilleduser·
I’m so fucking pissed off right now I NEED TO BUY A NUCLEAR WEAPON OF MASS DESTRUCTION
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Confusion 🪨
Confusion 🪨@confusionism_·
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uncle max@unclepilleduser·
Guy in front of me at the grocery store just savings-mogged me by $19
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meredith 🍉
meredith 🍉@dietz_meredith·
what about covid nineteen-and-a-half. it’s a movie about timon and pumba’s experience during the pandemic
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Jack
Jack@FuneralDrinker·
Bought a meatball flavored vape from Goodwill and now my arms won’t bend
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carter hambley@carterhambley·
hamsters fell off. whole animal washed. might as well be a dodo in my book
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Marked As “Unsafe Individual”
If the cat in the hat tried any of that bullshit in my house, I’d shoot him dead
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carter hambley@carterhambley·
driving barefoot feels like when they connect their hair to the dragon in avatar
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uncle max@unclepilleduser·
I wish I had a free creme bruleeeee
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gracie ꩜ SAW XI HYPE
gracie ꩜ SAW XI HYPE@coffinposting·
the hidden meaning behind the title 'SAW': > SAW > 🔄 > WAS > they "WAS" in that bathroom 🤯🤫
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turd@goonageddon·
my broke buddy got twins on the way and he hit a $400 parlay the other night and ordered a parrot online
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