uncle jeff

Did you know soaking in water does not hydrate you bc your skin acts as a barrier? I’m testing the effects of soaking in Gatorade. I hypothesize the electrolyte blend acts as a vessel to penetrate the pores. I’ve only been in here 10 minutes and my thirst is already quenched!

@tflo__ No more showers!

Almost time to switch gears to summer mode!

@tflo__ Fill the wick

For the last several hours I thought this crime was cool as hell. Now I think it’s fucking bullshit.

@tflo__ @kingfud

Hey @kingfud do my Magic Eden bracket NFTs count toward this year’s tournament too?

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@TraderMercury Probably a UTI. They are no big deal when you are younger, but can cause hallucinations once you are older

really need to appreciate your grandparents man my grandmother and I are very close - she essentially raised me in recent weeks she’s been having hallucinations. she is in good health otherwise. this came out of nowhere I ask that you keep her in your prayers much love🖤

Solana is down 57% since the spot ETFs launched in July (that is about as unlucky timing as you'll ever see in ETFs) yet they managed to not only accumulate $1.5b in flows but not really give any of it up. Further, 50% of the assets are from 13F filers = serious inv base. Both really good signs for future IMO. Great note out today on it from @JSeyff

@tflo__ I like appetizers for desert

lunch/dinner for breakfast is extremely underrated, and breakfast for dinner is 10x better than breakfast for breakfast

@tflo__ Stable up!

90% of the port across 11 chains in Fartcoin time to derisk and get this to 100%

@EricBalchunas @JSeyff That’s Charlie Kelly

Finally found @JSeyff’s burner account

If this gets 100 RTs we’ll wrap the New York Stock Exchange facade in a Solana banner tomorrow. Promise.

yall ever had one of these? crackington

@KyleSamani I have twice as much

Happy hodler of BSOL here

we just witnessed a dump greater than even the covid one, and somehow solana worked great was able to swap in/out of USDC and cbBTC, bridge, and transfer with 0 issues and low fees 0 RPC issues either still tons of work to do, but internet capital markets looking good here

pls buy

Today was a resounding success for the Solana Blockchain and a vindication of the idea that you don't need a modular aproach to scale. Work done by @anza @jump_firedancer @triton_one @heliuslabs @phantom and all of the other infrastructure providers working to make Solana the #1 blockchain over the past 2 years paid off big time today. if we are grading on a curve, Solana gets an A++. If we are grading in absolute terms, there are still things to work on, and we know what those are now so back to work. Building a block chain to house global markets requires a committment to extraordinary quality of service, specifically on days when markets move the most. Of all the chains, layer 2s and exchanges impacted by today's volatility, Solana performed by far the best.

@Pentosh1 @MoonOverlord Nope. Just whale mace.

@MoonOverlord Do you make salsas as well?

Harvested enough Sugar Rush Peach and Goronong (Malaysian Habanero) peppers to mace a blue whale today

They have @hexbtc toys at CVS

“By the end of the decade Solana will trade the majority of tokenized securities” -@marcryptonio

@TheCryptoNexus No way. Someone is using their grandpa

Bro wtf is he legit an actual old dude?