John Phillips

@itsjustleanne You'll still be ten years behind me :)

This time next week I'll be 40. Fucking shite 😆

@itsjustleanne 😉

Ladies - I'm not the only one who when you madly fancy a guy and he randomly winks at you it makes you melt and wanna fucking jump on him right??

Gradually weaning myself off this place an on to Bluesky. If you're on there too, I can be found here: bsky.app/profile/underl…

@anon_opin I think I had a birthday card with this text inside it.

There comes a point in your life when the world you grew up in has faded away. The people you knew have gone, the celebrities dead and the technologies obsolete. Society has moved on and there's nothing left to do but stumble around lost in the dark until you too pass.

@retrokatg Doesn't really compare :)

Whatever happened to… #sofasunday ?? We need to bring it back !

@RobertJenrick Lying from the start - you'll fit perfectly into your new role.

Meet Jason Hoganson. Jason was jailed for hitting his ex-girlfriend. Keir Starmer let him out early. Within hours of his release, the police got another call, saying he’d assaulted her yet again. Now he’s on the run. Who could have seen that coming?

@JeremyVineOn5 Shorten this tweet to the first nine words and the answer is still no.

Is it time Nigel Farage was given a job handling the UK's special relationship with America? Donald Trump has called Farage a 'great friend' and he was reportedly celebrating with the President on the night he won the election. What do you think?

He should at least spread the risk and get a ferris wheel too.

Word of the day is ‘recrudescence’ (17th century): the return of something terrible after a time of reprieve.

@win_confidante @felttipfairy I know at least two women that voted for him.. they somehow think he represents them. I can't fathom it.

@felttipfairy Me too. Although how many women voted for him!?!?

Woke up, checked #USAElection2024 news, cried, sleep will probably fail me now for eternity.

Good luck, America... you're going to need it. (As will the rest of us)

@redskyatnight I've started following you on there now too.. er, not for the sexy elf content (although that might be a bonus).

My friend made the mistake of following me on BlueSky just as I started reading the ACOTAR books

@SamWhyte Does this sound about right?

I'm 80% sure I haven't made this up

Which tech guy was it that basically made his money gassing squirrels?

@kelly_welles So his logic is that if you play well enough, your personal life can be overlooked? Or 'doing a Ronaldo' as it's probably called.

Not now George.

@LuiseFreese Love it :)

@LuiseFreese Thankfully, the only code I have to get involved in is a bit of form JS here and there, but there are times where I've added "here" into the log to see if part of code is even running as a result of a condition not being met. :)

@LuiseFreese I always *intend* to remove them... :)

@redskyatnight On behalf of the rest of Stoke.. we're bracing ourselves.

He’s getting off at Stoke-on-Trent apparently, so I don’t blame him

Shout-out to the fella across from me on the train who at 11am has just cracked open his third can of rum-and-Coke 🙌🏻

@FacebookAIslop The picture looks better if you close your eyes 100%.

@OteghaUwagba If it's one of the rougher areas and there's virtually no-one else around, yes. I'm not built to defend myself. :)

Men, a question for you: do you sometimes get nervy/scared if you're walking around at night and another man is walking behind you? Like worried about being mugged/attacked etc. Or is that just women? Please answer in good faith I'm not asking just for fun!