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Some people lived through 2020-2022 and concluded that the government needs more taxpayer money and more power.

@netflix @HIDEO_KOJIMA_EN @netflix you guys will just stick Sweeney into anything nowadays and hope it works eh?

Gundam, the iconic franchise that launched a global phenomenon, is now in production. The live-action film starring Sydney Sweeney and Noah Centineo follows rival mech pilots at war across Earth and its space colonies.

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@ValerieAnne1970 @grok is this true or just clickbait?

"Genetically Modified Mayo: Hellmann's 'Real' Mayonnaise now requires a bioengineered label on its jars." "Less than 2% of each jar is egg...98% is chemicals, oils, corn starch, EDTA & thickened with gums.

@CollinRugg What an idiot. Literally knows he has in van camera watching everything. It will get flagged for review cause someone is moving around without a seat belt on in the vehicle and it’s gonna record it all. IDIOT. And Pure Evil.

NEW: FedEx driver who is accused of abducting and strangling a seven-year-old girl, puts his face in his hand as a photo is displayed of him driving her to her death. 7-year-old Athena Strand was seen standing behind Tanner Horner in his FedEx truck. Athena was allegedly snatched by Horner when he was delivering a Barbie doll to her home in Paradise, Texas. Horner initially claimed that he accidentally hit the girl with the truck before "panicking" and pulling her into the vehicle. He said he then strangled her in the vehicle and dumped the body 7 miles from the home. The photo, however, shows that Athena was alert in the truck and did not appear to have been struck by the truck. Wise County District Attorney James Stainton says the jury will see footage on the day of the killing, depicting the moment Athena was strangled to death. "Somebody covered up the camera because they don't want you to see. Guess what? Audio is still running, and you're going to hear it. You're going to hear what a 250-pound man can do to a 67-pound child," he said. "And when I say it's horrible, I mean it. I've been doing this for 25 years, and I promise you, buckle up." Horner qualifies for the death penalty.

Very important rule to follow : “If it’s not a hell yes, then it’s a no”

This is exactly why critics are pressed. Nintendo had final say & full creative control over the film → $372M opening weekend. Disney? Tailored around what critics deem good → still hasn’t crossed $350M. Hollywood has lost the 13 under audience to Nintendo

The negative reviews of Super Mario Galaxy are absolute slander. There is absolutely NOTHING wrong with this movie. The Musical Score is excellent. The voice performances are incredibly done. The story progression will keep adults and children from being bored. Any adult and child who has played Nintendo Games in the last 40 years will have Easter Eggs from their childhood they can enjoy. For viewers not deep into Nintendo lore, the themes and story are easy to follow. You have to work to find fault with it.

I don’t want a Lambo. I want to hang out with my 3 year old daughter at 1PM on a Monday while everyone else is at work.

Westfield, Massachusetts.. New England has got a charm to it, certain neighborhoods make you feel romantic for era that’s long gone.

@dom_lucre Thank goodness Japan stands its ground

🔥🚨DEVELOPING: This is currently a massive divide between Conservative and Liberal fans of the new Mario Galaxy Movie. It is being reported that most Democrats dislike the movie while majority of Republicans have been seen praising it. Fan: “The real reason why the Super Mario Galaxy movie has negative reviews: The protagonist is a man. There are no black people. There are no homosexuals. The main romance is heterosexual. If your movie meets these precepts, it will be destroyed by the press.”

Chick-fil-A makes America better.

Just so I’m tracking. Japan loves - steak - motorcycles - dogs - bacon - chicks in stars & stripes bikinis - trucks - country music - freedom - respect - swords - sushi - classic cars Japan hates - crime - islam - communism Am I part Japanese?

@cryptopunk7213 Siri will still suck at everything even with Ai 🤣

lmfao fucking genius move by Apple. Siri now becomes the #1 AI model without ever running its own model or spending a dollar on training 😂 let me explain: - Claude, chatgpt, gemini can now plug into Siri’s 2.5 billion users - so Siri becomes the default interface for AI chatbots = gets ALL the credit - Apple will likely tax 30% of all chatgpt, claude subs via appstore = more $$$$$ - Apple becomes the distribution layer for everyone else’s AI. taxes the app layer - oh and apple STILL HAS ACCESS to gemini’s model weights to build their own fucking foundation model 😂 silver lining for anthropic: they’ve been behind in consumer users - now apple gives them access to 2.5B of them 👍🏽👍🏽 the AI economy will run on ios and apple and they barely lifted a finger to do it genius

Brutal ☠️

30 days. One city. One track. The start of something special. 2026 begins at Long Beach. 🌊 #FormulaD #FormulaDRIFT #FDLB

Buy shit from your friends businesses and try and get free shit from strangers. Not the other way around.

@DiscussingFilm Why does the man look like Kanye West though 😭 seems like the guy captures Creasy’s personality well! Should be good stuff

First teaser for the ‘MAN ON FIRE’ series, starring Yahya Abdul-Mateen II. Releasing April 30 on Netflix.

@vetalej Everyday if not every hour

People calculate too much, and think too little.