Rocket Girl

“wow...you need help.” -me as a therapist

@ThrillaRilla369 That’s like saying nobody likes meatballs

No one actually likes meatloaf I said what I said

@Wyd_eshuu Oral, biiiihhhhhhh

The brand name “Oral B” is so funny to me. wtf does the B stand for.

Calling in sick of everyone's shit

@DailyLoud Celebrities should be banned from OF. They’re rich enough. They’re stealing views from people who need it

52 year old American Pie actress Shannon Elizabeth earned over $1,000,000 in her first week on OF

@RT_com @Newmatos24Alex Burn in hell

ICE arrests US CITIZEN for MONKEY TORTURE PORN Amanda Leigh Fourez paid to commission ‘SEXUAL TORTURE VIDEOS involving ADULT AND BABY MONKEYS for people in deranged online chat groups’ The videos show monkeys ‘being burned alive and having their genitals mutilated’

@retrocvnty Watched every season at least a dozen times. It’s just too good

This was my Euphoria

@ms5unshine This one’s kinda pricey but I have no issues with breakouts. Wear it almost every day at work!!

I did my makeup to cover a big painful breakout caused by sunscreen. This one is supposed to not cause breakouts, but we'll see.

@sasukedailydose Naruto is the saddest anime of all time. And everyone that doesn’t believe me hasn’t watched it

That’s so relaxing and sad at the same time

@_TruthZone_ Yes and also had a random abrupt pressure in my ears on 3/3. Tried to pop my ears and nothing helped. Anyone else experience this?

Has anyone else been having a weird ringing in their ears recently? Very bizarre...

A shower used to be just a shower. After working in the oil field, it’s a sacred place I go to wash off the sins of mankind

@HoopsCrave The two Fortnite skins

Kai Cenat and Sabrina Carpenter are reportedly dating.

@schitcoin I don’t take magnesium. Always been a vivid dreamer every night. Sucks waking up and you expect them to be there. But happy to see him always

Had to quit magnesium unfortunately. Sleep quality was great but the dreams are too intense. A man can be reunited with his dead dog for only so many nights in a row.

Nothing will come between me and my lava lamps

@FearedBuck Someone gonna try to get a Dr Pepper and discover the hidden room. Also he’s broadcasting all his hidden rooms lol

Content creator Justin Flom shows off his insane house with hidden doors

@ManualMystique Him with his GiGi on their way to the beach 🥹😭 he loved my mom and the beach was his favorite place

@unexpectedflava King Stryker is irreplaceable! He was loved by so many, even those who never met him in RL because of his emotional iq & soulful heart. The very embodiment of unconditional love. His spirit lives happily ever after @ that big green chew toy in the sky!

I miss my dog so much. I don’t want another dog ever again

@suchnerve @cinematicnoodle This one’s the bestttt

@cinematicnoodle this is easier if you get a mist to apply between layers of skincare

found out too late that you’re actually supposed to apply moisturiser on a damp face and not dry. game changer.

@mak_aura U know what, I needed to hear this

if ur gonna quit something this year quit being a bitch

@PopBase @djotime I’ve had this on my playlist and had nooooo I idea that was him lol

‘End of Beginning’ by Djo (Joe Keery) has now surpassed 2 BILLION streams on Spotify. It becomes his first song to reach this milestone.

Time doesn’t listen and the world doesn’t wait

@ribzoftiktok That’s not near enough seasoning. Fckn white ppl (me)

OK this works