Artificial Unintelligence

@Ballymunman @CigsMake Yeah. The reason I had a heart screening in the first place was because three buddies my age had massive heart attacks (two died). They were heavy nicotine users too. Nicotine damages arteries in a way that allows plaque to stick and build much more easily. Kick the nic folks

@uninteligence @CigsMake fuck man

Are cigarettes and beer bad for you or is that just another government psyop

@TheCensoredRock @SenSchumer @Chilis Chuck Schumer shops at the same place

I’m in the market for a new grill and this was one of the pics some company used

@Hitchslap1 Probably all the dumbasses we have

The United States has an average IQ of 99, whereas Japan has an average IQ of 106. What can best explain this discrepancy?

@realcoreykno You’re in luck sport - because on average it will be 2.75 hours

When I spend money to go to a baseball game I want it to last longer than 2.5 hours

SkyRosa 🤩

@kat_maryb Love it. Smoked beef sausage for me but close enough

I very rarely post food, except for bacon of course, but I love me some sauerkraut and kielbasa. How bout you?

agora uma pergunta burra: pq a luz do sol não ilumina o espaço?

@magills_ @VeritasLiberta8 No. It looks like the face of a guy who drugs women to take advantage of them

Does this look like the face of a guy who would take advantage of drunk women?

@RickyPie_ @SteveLovesAmmo It’s okay if you can’t cook, Fatty. It actually explains why you all are so fucking fat

@SteveLovesAmmo It’s because Wisconsin is home to all the frozen pizza you buy in stores. Can’t cook? Fuck off dipshit

Is this because people from Wisconsin can’t cook?

@YesSirThatIsMe @engineers_feed You’re a moron

@engineers_feed To the Nay-sayers. MythBusters actually tested this in real life with a small aircraft and a giant tarp pulled by a truck acting as the conveyor belt. The plane took off without a problem. Nay-sayers are in "car-mode", where the wheels do the "propelling". Planes are different.

We should all get the same answer folks 💪🏼

@engineers_feed The comments…my lord how has the human race managed to survive. And the best argument against a supreme creator. Because if there is a creator and this is what it came up with it f’n sucks and it failed

@YN_Washington wtf is wrong with John Bell and the boys? Eat a dick

Gay, not gay - summer 26 (daily hobbies edition) Gay: Weed Energy drinks - debatable Sleeping past 8am Zyns/nicotine NBA Instagram Pretending “widespread panic” is good Not gay: A job - 40 hr min. Coffee Seeing family NHL/MLB History documentaries Bodies of water 🍺 Grilling

@MAGA_X_Times tf is the matter with you

I was a younger man I played a lot of golf so to keep cost down I would work as a greenskeeper and course maintenance, the techniques this man is using are quite similar, if your lawn has brown patches caused by grubs a perfect time to treat for them is just after aerating, if you’re looking for that perfect lawn this is how to achieve it but it’s quite laborious.

@DrewHLive Bro your twat is hanging out

Will Trump back down again tonight?

@mikegallacher1 @3YearLetterman Lmfao

There is stupid, then there is a special American type of stupid...

@SigmaINFJ5w4 @iJordanMoore You are nuts

@iJordanMoore Nah. While it is freakin' difficult (understatement), I think a full grown man with average athletic ability could get 15 to 20 hits of an average MLB pitcher.

It’s so funny when people ask a normal everyday person — “if you had 100 at bats in the majors, how many hits would you get?” The answer is zero.

@iJordanMoore @VeritasLiberta8 Well…”normal everyday person” can be any person. And lots of people played college ball, or high-level high school ball. And I’d say any of those guys could eke out a hit or two. So what you really mean to say is “people with no credible baseball experience”

@chefsevenn Bacon of course…but bacon ain’t cheap… Add vinegar of choice and onions and simmer…finish with cracked black pepper

What can I put in canned green beans to improve their flavor? I hate them, but we're on a budget and have plenty of them.

@JakeCan72 Lol Oregon

In Oregon, all water is publicly owned. Rain that falls on your property. Snow that melts on your land. Gary Harrington didn’t accept that. He built three reservoirs on his 170-acre property in Eagle Point — collecting rainwater and snowmelt for personal use and wildfire protection. The state told him to drain the reservoirs. He refused. 30 days in jail. Nine misdemeanor convictions. $1,500 fine. His argument: it’s rain that fell on my land. Oregon’s argument: all water belongs to us. Oregon won.