unputdownable

@NoMavericks @lucidmuso Spectacular

@lucidmuso let me guess, she was vaxxed?

@Zenfrog4 Okay you’ve convinced me. Next steps?

Fair warning, if baking soda gives me one more night of elite sleep where I feel refreshed all day instead of that lingering grogginess a lot of sleep supplements give... I’m never going to shut up about it.

@CrazedCapital @Dollarydoos_ What part of ‘wife’ and ‘not by choice’ makes you think this option is available to him, you towering heap of stupid?

@Dollarydoos_ You are a man (I assume you have balls which are working) just go find a woman and have kids, seriously what the fuck is wrong with people that your most basic civilisational and natural instincts have been fried?

To be real for a moment: i've mentioned in passing on here that my wife and i are childless not-by-choice. While we do do a lot of fun things and travel a lot, I am haunted every day that our fate may be to get euthanised by our lovely Sri Lankan carer in 45 yearsish, so I would never gloat about the things we get to do. That said, we don't despair, and we make a point of being at every niece and nephew birthday and special occasion we can, and every similar special occasion for the kids our friends have, and we pray that will be enough when our reckoning comes.

@BrianRoemmele Let slip the dogs of innacuracy

“Let loose the dogs of war…”

@etherus_aero @YourAnonNews @elonmusk @DallasAptGP I know, it’s truly pathetic. He could just be a screenwriter for Disney or an unemployed Jezebel writer

@YourAnonNews @elonmusk @DallasAptGP Bro is larping as anonymous

A crazy tax idea for Elon Musk. He could become the biggest OZ investor in history. The IPO is the trigger. SpaceX goes public June 12 under the ticker SPCX and the valuation might go to $2 trillion. The largest IPO ever. Insider lockup runs 180 days. It expires around December 15. The day it ends, insiders can sell. Every share sold throws off a capital gain. For Elon, holding billions in SpaceX paper, the gain is staggering. Under the new Opportunity Zone rules that take effect January 1, 2027, any capital gain rolled into a Qualified Opportunity Fund within 180 days of the sale earns a five-year tax deferral. Sell in late December 2026. Invest in early 2027. The tax bill is not due until 2032. If the QOF investment is held for ten years, the entire appreciation comes out tax-free. No capital gains. No depreciation recapture. Zero. But Elon isn't going to suddenly start investing in apartments or hotels in low income areas. He is going to remain obsessed with investing in his core businesses. Good news. The town of Starbase, Texas sits inside an Opportunity Zone census tract. Grimes County, where Musk is building a $55 billion semiconductor fab called Terafab, has three OZ tracts of its own. Elon could sell SPCX shares after lockup. Roll the gain into his own Qualified Opportunity Fund. Use that fund to build infrastructure at Starbase or finance the Terafab site. Then lease the asset back to the public company. SpaceX pays the rent. The rent is deductible to SpaceX. The depreciation flows to Elon and offsets his other income for a decade. Then he sells the QOF interest in 2037. No tax on the appreciation. No recapture on the depreciation. The original gain that funded it all was deferred to 2032. The IPO funds the infrastructure. The infrastructure runs the company. The taxpayer pays nothing for ten years and almost nothing forever. This is the crazy idea. The mechanics are real. The zones are real. The IPO is real. I am glad to advise his tax team. 🤠

@6_4_571_1 @sc0ttfb Not all social housing has people screaming til 3am; that an extremely bigoted view. In my area they are usually finished screaming by 2.

@sc0ttfb Also a great way to put people off buying a new build, I’ve ruled it out entirely as it’s an utter lottery on if you end up next to a social house where they’ll scream until 3am and set the garden on fire

Does anyone else think council housing in the UK is really weird. Something most of the country never sees anyone interact with or never uses themselves and then another chunk of the country for which it is a way of life and a system they know perfectly how to game

@SeeMeOva @AmiriKing “White people got no culture,” they say, always in English.

@AmiriKing White ppl can’t even cool noodles 😂all your food is terrible. All your best foods come from every other culture. What is a white restaurant? Potato salad with raisins ? Mayo sandwiches? You ppl can’t do anything lol

Black people will add Kool-Aid to a jar of pineapple and swear they are Gordon Ramsey.

It’s popular because vast swaths of humanity are just barely-sentient gormtards who could listen to the same ‘what you were looking for was here all along’ story remixed over and over for the rest of their lives and never even notice. All he did was make it sound mystic enough to be just beyond their comfort zone

i was so excited to read this book. one of the best selling books in the world. and then it's just new age slop. like 200 pages of bullshit. never been more disappointed in my life. might be the worst book I've ever read in my entire life. why the hell is this so popular

@Seamus68069780 @mylandsinorder @AbsoluteMeasure Not many people know that the difference between a fascist and a faggot is an axe.

@mylandsinorder @AbsoluteMeasure What a bunch of faggots

Just walking back after lunch through my local park, and saw this. Pretty sure it was kids, rather than hardened Italian fascists, but still utterly disgusting behaviour (and yes I tried to break it before leaving but the sticks were too strong all tied together).

@TSLAshareholder @xai @richardgadin The chef will take his gun out of your mouth when you tell him how the sandwich tastes.

@xai @richardgadin You guys should add a persistent survey throughout the app so users are forced to give feedback. Maybe place the survey over some of the controls so it cannot be ignored.

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@SpamInTheCan @RealAdamB1 “From each according to his whiteness…”

This is brilliant - the people who want you to pay inheritance tax, want to inherit their Council house.

@Rudygalan @dissidentwest How would you feel if you hadn’t had cancer for breakfast?

@dissidentwest So then by not wearing ear buds I won’t get cancer, is what you’re saying?

So are ear buds really causing ear cancer? I hope the wired headphone trend is just a fashion thing. I do not want to go back.

@xwanyex We speak properly so it’s easy to understand us.

@popcornjaq @SaysSimulation “It’s a much greater indictment of our educational system are nonsensical posts like this”

@SaysSimulation Yeah because if Princeton students were all white, I'm sure none of them would use the easily-accessible cheating machines that none of their predecessors had access to 🙄 It's a much greater indictment of our educational system are nonsensical posts like this

In 1893, Princeton was an elite university for white males in an honor culture. So, they had an honor code - no faculty proctoring needed for exams, the students could be trusted White males are now a minority at Princeton, DEI & foreign students rule & the rules just changed 1/

@micsolana Excellent point, well made. You’re not just making points, you’re blowing minds!

I have started to notice very smart people who use AI every day, typically as a kind of thought partner, have started to sound like AI, not only employing whatever popular new turn of phrase, but in this kind of bulleted cadence of speaking — a copy of a copy. concerning!

Modern mosh pits are just a sandpit for weak cowards to experiment with violence without accountability.

@akafaceUS What the fuck kind of busman’s holiday is this

A truck driver is making waves online after ditching his passenger seat and installing a $6,000 driving simulator in its place so now, when he’s stuck in traffic, he can pass the time by “driving” even more.

@GrusTopGuy @BovrilG @Oceanbreeze473 @HHepplewhite I can’t afford to block anyone in case they have information that will help me locate the forty-eight missing children across my extended family.

@unputdownable_ @BovrilG @Oceanbreeze473 @HHepplewhite May I perhaps recommend… #BlockAllWomen?

Kids that go missing everyyear: Spain 20,000 Australia 25,000 France 39,000 Brazil 40,000 Mexico 45,000 Canada 50,000 Germany 100,000 United Kingdom 230,000 United States 800,000

@BovrilG @Oceanbreeze473 @HHepplewhite 700,000 children born each year in the UK but sure, 1/3 of those go missing; we just never really noticed until she pointed it out

@Oceanbreeze473 @HHepplewhite The US figure includes children who run away and return to their parents the same day. This is an incurably misleading statistical comparison.

@JamesPGoddard90 Take the gum shield out first

People are like Beavo are the epitome of everything wrong in Modern Britain Never have I seen someone so talentless act so entitled Shitting on people working jobs to feed their families shows how classless this little tosser is