Tim Sanders

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Tim Sanders

@upthehatters

Proud Dad, amazing kids, punching well above my weight in the wife department, lifelong Luton fan and music lover. Trains. All opinions my own.

Hertfordshire Katılım Haziran 2010

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Sky Sports Football@SkyFootball·13h

JACK BYCROFT... ARE YOU SERIOUS?! 🤯 The Exeter City goalkeeper scored a 96th-minute equaliser to rescue a point!

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Kevin Xu@kevinxu·2d

my wife must be running a really long experiment

Bryan Johnson@bryan_johnson

No sex with Kate. 5 day abstinence. For an experiment. Goodnight everyone.

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Alex Kehr@alexkehr

the american mind (me) cannot comprehend european airline flight prices can i just book all 190 seats for $3400 and have a private 737 flight?

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Shaz@shazcodes·11 Nis

gym refused to refund my membership after injury. so I go every day. Sit on the treadmill. Lie on the leg press. Scroll my phone. For hours. manager begged me to stop. I said make me.

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Liam Gallagher@liamgallagher·11 Nis

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🏛 𝐒𝐭𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐧 🏛@nonregemesse·9 Nis

Kids look like they’re being a bit loud during their father’s tv time

𝐌𝐚𝐭𝐭 𝐏𝐢𝐧𝐧𝐞𝐫@Matt_Pinner

Can you identify what wrong with this family?

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Gene Trevino@GenoVeno73·10 Nis

MAGA mentality in a nutshell. 🤷🤷 😂😂 👇👇👇

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John Cleese@JohnCleese·9 Nis

I think that the US withdrawing from NATO is a good idea while the US is governed by a Russian agent Later, when the US is run again by a government not beholden to Russia, they may want to rejoin NATO and at that point I'm sure they will be welcome

Maria Drutska 🇺🇦@maria_drutska

🇺🇸 Karoline Leavitt: The President has discussed it {the possibility of withdrawing from NATO} and will be discussing in a couple of hours with Secretary General Rutte. You may hear more directly from him. I’m not a US law expert, but doesn’t leaving NATO require either a 2/3 Senate vote or an act of Congress, not just one person’s decision?

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Danny Polishchuk@Dannyjokes·9 Nis

I’m such an idiot I bought 2 dozen eggs right at the top

Polymarket@Polymarket

BREAKING: Egg prices crash 97% from March 2025 all-time high, now at a 10-year low.

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Out Of Context Football@nocontextfooty·9 Nis

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Danny Polishchuk@Dannyjokes·8 Nis

I ask for Coke and they tell me they don’t have any

Pepsi@pepsi

how do you drink Pepsi 🤔

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naiive@naiivememe·8 Nis

still the best tweet

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John O'Connell@jdpoc·6 Nis

This might just be one of the best tweets ever.

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𝐓𝐗𝐌𝐂@TXMCtrades·5 Nis

"Open the fuckin Strait" I whisper to my wife as I snuggle up beside her

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Chris Rose@ArchRose90·5 Nis

This is Walker Smith. After dedicating 17 years to Waitrose, he was recently dismissed. The reason? For attempting to stop a shoplifter nicking Easter eggs. Yes you read that right. He should be applauded, not sacked. Shameful @waitrose. Re-employ Walker Smith!