🌸 urule 🌺 semi retarded trader 🌼
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🌸 urule 🌺 semi retarded trader 🌼
@urule33
Ideal low-drama shitposter archetype





I’m not trying to be that guy But GPT 5.5 feels significantly worse today. I don’t think I’m alone with that one.


How to make a million dollars: 1) Short 1.1M worth of altcoins 2) Wait 1 year 3) Done


❗️BREAKING: @BittexXBT IS LONG❗️ The trader, who many suspect to be a GCR or Cobie alt, is now LONG bitcoin:native. Bittex has booked over 14 million dollars in profit over the past 6 months and is now betting on bitcoin:native going up with a sizeable long position!



Macro Plan Q2 Bullish Q3 Range/Bleed Q4 Strong uptrend We top out soon around 84k, build out a bloody range for a couple months as the bid dries up during the Summer Price compresses into the end of Q3, slow grind up begins which leads to massive move up towards 100k+

*ANTHROPIC'S MYTHOS HELPED FIND BUGS IN APPLE'S DESKTOP OPERATING SYSTEM -- WSJ *THE MACOS EXPLOIT CIRCUMVENTS APPLE'S STATE-OF-THE-ART SECURITY, RESEARCHERS SAY -- WSJ $AAPL

















