Paul Von Hendriks

@kingbtc USA baby

really running worse than sin

@kingbtc Bobert

i run a train on myself

@Hidden_Collect Huh

@WazzCrypto CT used to attack these grifters like white blood cells, especially highly respected OGs did that. Now it feels like ppl just accepted the reality of crypto attracting garbage ppl and the idea money > morals will always win.

You can promote a literal scam casino to your followers and then start a podcast the next day and the retards around here will just lap it up as great content this is the best industry on earth to be a criminal

@CL207 Ohh no, Cat's eyesight deteriorated with all that screen time

cutest quarterly earnings report of the worlds most profitable per employee company Hyperliquid Q1 2026

@SalsaTekila Have you tried biking to burn some of that down?

Burst two pairs of jeans this week. Told my wife it's not my fault, Asian jeans can't handle my horsepower. She said: "you wish fatass." 3,500 calories a day was ambitious.

@TraderMagus Please don't be deviation where Saylor posts average buy of 78k at the middle of previous range

The range teaches you to fade moves Only for the trend to teach you to ape dips Don't let yourself become a dog chasing a whistle

Wow amazing! Now my counterparty will be pro algo quants and not insiders close to Trump family

@CL207 All that onchain evidence just for a bro to say it's fake news and move on to commit war crimes in the other part of the globe. Only if Epstein and the gang were raping onchain, we would totally get them by now.

@exitpumpBTC I wouldn't even open Telegram for less than $25k per month

Just landed a job at a crypto project $15k/month HR hit me on Telegram and walked me through everything Now I just need to install their software and connect my wallets for verification Excited to get started, wish me luck

@Cryptopathic And the slippage is 50 mil in Patriot misses cost

imagine waiting on 3 confirmations as an autonomous swarm of shaheds flies towards you

@PieschFlo @breakoutprop @Tradermayne 4 mil total vol?

Slow and steady progress with @breakoutprop Code FLOP for a little discount as well on all Challenges @Tradermayne Them on Demand payouts be stackinggggg good job

@CryptoParadyme Jesus died for 30 pieces of a shiny rock

Imagine getting destroyed by a shiny rock.

@jimtalbot @CryptoParadyme

@CryptoParadyme Nah you just a boomer this is boomer behaviour

I pulled a crockpot recipe off Claude for some chicken. I have been calling it a Claudepot all night laughing to myself. I am experiencing AI psychosis.

@bitcoinpanda69 100,000 Liquidations 🤝

Today's Playbook 1 Lift 10 Hill Sprints 100 Pages 1,000 Gratitude 10,000 Steps 🤝

@SMtrades_ 45

60k

@CryptoParadyme New highs desire felt more like bear punish, I can see a quick bull punish now before higher

higher

My information consumption is now 1/4 X, 1/4 podcast interviews of the smartest practitioners, 1/4 talking to the leading AI models, and 1/4 reading old books. The opportunity cost of anything else is far too high, and rising daily.

Oil above $90. Monitoring the situation