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@skinnytoldem Fight gets stopped in the first round due to accidental head clash ruled no contest

Interesting Stat No Nigga has won a #UFC285 fight tonight going 0-6. Luckily both main even fighters are black so that streak will end in the main event. But we down bad on the 1st event after black history month.

Who knew there were so many socialist Republicans in Congress.

@FedEx @FedExGround this is a FIRE LANE!!!

This woman thinks drug dealers are handing out fentanyl on Halloween. Why? Because Fox News told her.

It would be a shame if @GOPLeader Kevin McCarthy saw this @ericswalwell @IlhanMN ad…

California Governor @GavinNewsom joins us at #TribFest22 for a conversation moderated by @AlexWagner. twitter.com/i/broadcasts/1…

Social Security and Medicare. A woman's right to choose. An assault weapons ban. Voting rights. It’s all on the line in November.

As more information comes out about this abominable stunt, the more it becomes clear it wasn’t just cruel and stupid - it was criminal.

NEW: Just launched billboards in 7 of the most restrictive anti-abortion states that explain how women can access care--no matter where they live. To any woman seeking an abortion in these anti-freedom states: CA will defend your right to make decisions about your own health.

What @GovRonDeSantis and @GregAbbott_TX are doing isn’t clever, it’s cruel. I’m formally requesting the DOJ begin an immediate investigation into these inhumane efforts to use kids as political pawns.

Make no mistake--Lindsey Graham’s new national ban on abortion is about controlling women. That’s their agenda. CA’s fighting back. Today, we’re launching a NEW website to provide resources for women to get reproductive care -- no matter where they live.

@jedigoodman @arielhelwani You got all that energy maybe use it to make weight.

Republicans are amazing. They think Hunter Biden's corruption is the most important issue in American politics. But when Jared Kushner mysteriously gets TWO BILLION DOLLARS from Saudis (while Trump has nuclear secrets in his basement for no reason), that's not a problem at all!

A headline you won’t see on Fox News today: California was #1 in the nation for job growth in July. California continues to drive the nation’s economy.

@Eazyypoints @marcraimondi How that age for you????

@ussf1 @marcraimondi How can you be so fucking certain? How do you know he wasn’t given that information by a paramedic? Some of you goofs are hilarious

White: Julianna has a big chunk missing from her forehead. She’s going to see a plastic surgeon right now. … She got pretty banged up tonight. #UFC277

@Eazyypoints @marcraimondi Because I understand anatomy and injuries and trauma and cuts etc etc etc.

@joncoopertweets The bolts on the lighting rig to give way.

If Steve Bannon and Alex Jones were in a cage fight, who would you root for?

BREAKING: Ariana Grande, Kendall Jenner, Selena Gomez, Miley Cyrus, Billie Elish, and 154 other Hollywood megastars sign their names on a full-page New York Times ad putting Republicans on notice that they “won’t back down” from fighting for abortion rights. RT TO THANK THEM!

Hakeem Jeffries is fucking done with Clarence & Ginni Thomas.