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@WWFC_ST21 It appears I found one, happened to be under this post weirdly enough

Be hard to find a picture of an England crowd without a wolves flag

scouser who leaves after spending his whole life there: gets death threats, gets called a rat and gets booed in his final games

this bloke anytime he watches footy

there's defo some lad from ethiopia in the comments acting proper stressed about this

Ipswich fans flying to Newcastle (A)

couldn't have picked a worse country to host part of the world cup in

🚨 JUST IN: Old footage has resurfaced of Adolf Hitler at the opening day of the league to watch Ipswich Town FC play Tunbridge Wells Rangers on the 29th of August 1936 #ITFC

I have just awoken from an absolutely crazy nightmare. It starts, I am having dinner with Pep Guardiola and Mikel Arteta, at Salt Bae’s restaurant in London. We are exchanging tactical ideas. But halfway through this dinner, I try to check my phone, because I had no update from my friend Ange Postecoglou, who was also meant to attend this dinner. I spend minutes looking for it, not even focusing on the accent. Mikel says to me, “No, no… we speak about de phone later, eh? Now we are here, we enjoy de dinner… fully. Dis is de moment, yeah? You have to be present.” I obey, as I do not want to kill the vibe. Dinner goes on, we share some Sangria wine, eat steak. And of course, share tactical ideas. The dinner comes to an end, and I offer to pay. “No, no, no… you are our guest, my friend. I will not let you pay, eh. IMPOSSIBLE! Today, we take care of you, this is how we do, yeah?”, says Pep Guardiola. But Arteta, he has his own idea “No, Josep… let him, eh. It is good for him. He will learn a lot from dis… you understand? Sometimes, you have to experience dese things, yeah?” I oblige. I pay the bill for £1568.34, as it was all of our families enjoying the meal. But I still do not have my phone, and I complain to the restaurant staff. They told me it is my problem. Mikel Arteta offers to drive me to the police station, so I get into his Mercedes Benz GLE. I say my goodbyes to Pep Guardiola and his family, and go with Mikel. He tells me “I need to get something at my place first, eh. Then we go. Everything step by step, yeah?”, with a bit of a laugh. I am the passenger, so I can do nothing but agree. We get to his house, he tells me “You can come with me, eh… while we wait. We are like family here, you understand? Always together, yeah?” I feel flattered. He tells me I can look around, make myself at home, and tells me to check his office. Pitch black. I go to turn on the light. The door locks. A lightbulb shines. And a masked figure appears. The masked figure takes out his mask. It is Ange Postecoglou. He says to me “You left your phone, mate”. And gives it back to me. I ask him, “where were you, Ange? You missed our dinner! Why couldn’t you come?” Out of nowhere, Mikel Arteta comes out. “No, no. Don’t worry about him, eh. We focus on us.” “I cannot believe this, eh! I bring Ange, okay, yes, this is on me, I accept BUT YOU… you do nothing?! He is in your pocket! IN YOUR POCKET! And you are just there… like this doing NOTHING?! Where is the awareness? Where is the aggression?! You have to compete, even at the dinner table, eh! This is the standard! I cannot come here, organise everything, trust the process… and then you allow a pickpocket in front of me?! No, this is too much! You have to be sharper! You have to suffer! You have to feel it! Because this… this is not acceptable at this level, yeah?!” He throws my phone on the floor out of anger. “You have to leave my house. Now. No more discussion. This is the decision. Because if we accept this… we accept everything. And I will not allow that, yeah?” I leave. I am disgusted with myself. He has made me feel embarrassed. I could not even catch up with Ange, but why would Ange agree to this? I felt betrayed. And then I woke up.

@HarryPattison77 @DarboEatsParmo i don't know about that one mate

@DarboEatsParmo Teesside stands with george edmundson, stop talking Darbo embarrassing yourself again

Take George Edmundson back from us and Teesside will forgive you 🤝

heard you the first time mate

reform uk causing unrest at ipswich town to help us get promoted

of all players you could've said

@WWFC_CW to leave wolves to join villa

What's he planning then...

@kad_mcfc @lukestanley03 @mcfc_lads or get your kneecaps blown off

@lukestanley03 @mcfc_lads Bruh, that’s why you need to move to the US 🇺🇸 Walk around strapped, if they try that shite, you blow off their kneecaps

Just to clear it up as well, this was unprovoked and wasn’t before/after a game or anything. Unfortunately sometimes you can just be in the wrong place at the wrong time. Thanks again for all the nice messages. 👍🏻

Iran. M6. Xx

@Rob_WCFC I'll be busy at an u21s game in Croatia that month can't make it sorry mate

Anyone fancy a unique Groundhop in Germany this summer? PSV Braunschweig are playing a friendly here at the end of June! 😍🇩🇪⚽️

@AlexVolloFPL dael fry mentioned

Potential GW1 £4.5m defender Dael Fry 12.04 defensive contributions per 90 👀 Also has 2 goals this season, but who cares. Lock in those guaranteed 4 points and enjoy your zombie team next season. #FPL #BiggerPlayersPool

just watched the entire first half of sunderland U21s vs arsenal U21s