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@bruno_nwogu $200 is for max 20x. $100 is for max 5x and this is what I'm using. $20 is for pro.

Claude’s Pro subscription is now N200k/mo How much come be VA again?

Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving.

@ruffydfire 12 years, 500+ business plans and pitch decks built for Nigerian founders raising capital or applying for grants. I handle it end to end so you walk in investor-ready. DIY templates also available on utibeetim.com if that's more your speed.

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Atletico Madrid needs to sign a striker and let Julian Alvarez go to Barcelona. It's dangerous to force a player who is not willing to stay. Sell him for around €100m to 120m and buy a strike for around €50m to 70m and make a profit.

I have seen a lot of small business owners complaining online about this e-invoicing rollout. And honestly, some of the frustration makes sense.⁣ ⁣ The new tax system itself is still settling in. Many business owners feel like the ink is not even dry on the Nigeria Tax Act changes, and now e-invoicing is being layered on top.⁣ ⁣ As a business coach who has been following this closely, let me break down what is actually happening.⁣ ⁣ E-invoicing is not one date for everybody. It is a queue, by size.⁣ ⁣ Big companies, ₦5 billion turnover and above, are already inside. They have been in since last year, with enforcement running since April.⁣ ⁣ The middle band, ₦1 billion to ₦5 billion, went live on July 1st. That is now. Enforcement for this group starts January 2027.⁣ ⁣ Everybody smaller than that, under ₦1 billion, has until July 2027 before it is their turn.⁣ ⁣ So the complaints you are seeing online are mostly coming from businesses who feel the system moved fast on them, or who are confused about when their own bracket actually kicks in. Some of that confusion is fair. The rollout has come in phases and the messaging has not always been clear to the average business owner.⁣ ⁣ But the pattern is there if you follow it closely. Large first, medium now, small later. Nothing has been dropped on anybody without a runway, even if that runway does not always feel long enough.

@olawaleflair @oviosu @FIFAWorldCup Only captains are allowed to talk to the referee. That is the rule. And you must talk with respect.

@oviosu @FIFAWorldCup It was too much. I have never seen a referee dishing out multiple yellow cards cos players were requesting for VAR check From the first minutes, Egypt was playing against FIFA and the Argentina team knew it.

Hate this @FIFAWorldCup such rubbish. Egypt was cheated today

@Chiloveli @TechnicalBben @Atomthecreator Have you owned a Chinese car before? Do you have firsthand experience?

@TechnicalBben @Atomthecreator Whatever you watch Chinese does to promote their tech is manipulated, it's better experience than watching a video

OMG. Lmao, I've seen enough. There's no way I'm buying a Toyota or any European car with 100k+ miles when I can get a brand-new Chinese car with the latest features. 😭😂 These Chinese cars look ridiculously expensive on the road. They literally look like spaceships.

@temple124us @instablog9ja You go still enter one chance!

@instablog9ja I go really calm down before I marry o😹

Lady goes viral after sharing her cooking video

@avstudiosng If you don't charge anything less than $1000, then your target audience is not Nigeria; otherwise, your revenue would not be stable. How many businesses in Nigeria can afford to pay $1,000, about N1,400,000, for a standard website except established ones?

Even my brand wey no be standard agency no dey charge anything less that $1k

@Iamkingsleyf @frank_larri Yes, oooo. I don't like being halted halfway.

@utibeman @frank_larri Hmmm

After careful consideration and several meetings with my board of directors We have decided to hop on the Claude $100 pm plan. Mehn, this AI really giving me super powers Can't even slow down. Cheers to more 🥂

@Victor_Webflow Start small and think big.

I literally have no issue with you charging ₦125,000 for a website… But bruh… is this really how you plan to buy that 2018 RX 350 Premium Edition? $90? FFS. Well, who am I to say anything? 😂

It only takes a fool to know that someone else is a fool. Leave sentiment aside; in your conscious mind, you know that he won. When they realised that he was winning in 2023, they quickly activated plan B. Shut down the IREV portal, upload nonsense and alter the numbers. He beat him in Lagos. For the first time in history, INEC refuse to submit certified true copies of the important forms. The realisation in the president's camp is what is making them chase after OBI. They are not afraid of any other candidate; they are afraid of him. That is why when he coughs, you guys will talk; he sits, you will talk; he moves, you will talk; and your main goal is to ensure he is not on the ballot. It's either you are benefiting from this government, or you are a bigot to support this evil government. Once again, I challenge him to conduct a free and fair election; let's see if he will get6 upto 20%

@utibeman @akinalabi You delusional and brainwashed fools. How did he win the election in 2023? You think the election was conducted only in the south east? Did Atiku who came second steal his votes as well?

It’s going to be a landslide. Any presidential permutation should be about 2031 and 2035. 2027 is gone.

Egg supply to hotels is boring on camera and beautiful on a bank statement.

The new power minister says the power supply will improve before the end of the year. Well, talk is cheap. When that comes, we will hear excuses flying left and right.

Messi did it again! The world superstar.

@KingJonathhvzj4 No free money here

@utibeman Please you people help send me a little money so that I will start a business

Can ₦1,000,000 still start a highly profitable business in Nigeria today, or has inflation completely killed that possibility?⁣ ⁣ Half the internet says ₦1 million is now "change" that can barely cover a month's logistics. The other half says with digital services, mini-agribusiness, or hyper-local trading, it's more than enough.⁣ ⁣ My verdict: both sides are wrong if they're ignoring execution.⁣ ⁣ Money doesn't keep a business alive. A validated market does. I've watched entrepreneurs waste ₦5 million in three months skipping market research. I've also watched people turn ₦500,000 into a sustainable income stream because they executed a lean, bulletproof strategy.⁣ ⁣ If you only have ₦1 million, you can't afford to "try and see." Know your exact customer, your exact margins, your leanest route to market, before you spend a single kobo.⁣ ⁣ When capital is tight, your plan should be 80% aggressive market analysis and low-cost customer acquisition, not flashy branding.⁣ ⁣ Comment your business idea below, and I'll tell you the exact document or strategy shift you need to make it viable.

@AdamsAbah5 @FabrizioRomano And Portugal hasn't either.

@FabrizioRomano I personally don't see Spain surviving this Match 😕 . Spain 🇪🇸 hasn't really impressed me in this tournament so far 😕

🌎🇵🇹🇪🇸 OFFICIAL: Spain 🆚 Portugal at World Cup RO16! Who’s going to next round?