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@riotgames I don't even play the game and glad to see you guys doing this.

Well, that escalated quickly. There’s been a wave of claims by cheaters about Vanguard “bricking” their PCs, so let’s clear that up: Vanguard does not damage hardware or disable your devices. The photo we posted is a picture of cheat hardware devices that are sold explicitly for cheating in VALORANT (not normal PCs or PC components). Through our latest updates, Vanguard now makes those devices worthless for VAL, but does not in any way brick PCs or PC components or PC software. Our latest update enforces standard platform security features, like the Input-Output Memory Management Unit (IOMMU), on accounts identified as using Direct Memory Access (DMA) cheating devices. These protections are already part of modern systems and when enabled, they block DMA cheat devices (such as those shown in the photo) from accessing memory in downstream applications, like our games. If a cheat setup continues attempting to cheat after those protections are enabled, the system may generate hardware faults or instability. This is expected behavior under IOMMU when attempts are made to read protected memory. Disabling IOMMU allows the cheat device to function again, but IOMMU will still be required to play our games. This means the cheat device won’t work with our games, but your PC isn’t “bricked.” We would not, and cannot, impact your PC’s functionality in any other fashion. This functionality only applies to systems attempting to use DMA cheat devices, and players who are not using DMA-based cheat setups are not affected. We’ll keep investing in anti-cheat to protect competitive integrity, and we’ll keep being as transparent as possible about how those systems work.

@BauerOutage damn dude you hit that car harder than you hit your women

College Hitters Couldn’t Touch Me

@ThatRetiredDude @riotgames oh yeah, this idiot DEFINITELY pays for twitter.

@RiotGames You thought “congrats on the $6k paperweight” was clever. Your latest update just wiped my production database. Customer records. Business files. Seven years of data. Gone. That’s not anti-cheat. That’s unauthorized destruction of unrelated data on a privately owned machine. GDPR. BGB §823. EU Product Liability Directive. Pick one. We’ll start there. $100,000+ in damages and counting. Preserve your communications. Preserve your release logs. Preserve everything.

congrats to the owners of a brand new $6k paperweight

@nickshirleyy @DrOzCMS @Sacredfire100 why do you sound retarded when you talk?

@DrOzCMS @Sacredfire100 They leared. Confirmed Dr. Oz is a savage 🤝

On our way to Minnesota where fraudsters are about to “lear” a hard lesson on stealing from the American taxpayer. @nickshirleyy

@rubytubee @allenanalysis well i think the judge just may know a smidge more about the laws vs someone who pays for twitter.

@allenanalysis How does the judge have the authority to dictate where the money can come from?

NEW: The court has lowered ChudTheBuilder’s bond from $1.25 million to $1 million, but ruled that GiveSendGo donations cannot be used to pay it. The judge also ordered that if Eatherly is released: - He must wear a GPS monitor - Surrender all firearms and weapons - Cannot give interviews - Cannot post about the incident on social media

@NewsWire_US let me guess: we’ll hear more in 2 weeks.

TRUMP: THERE MAY BE OTHER INITIATIVES TO KEEP GASOLINE DOWN

@noarae99 @HunterBiden I would rather be caught doing any drug on this Earth instead of paying for Twitter.

I'm Hunter Biden. You've never actually heard from me.

@MorePerfectUS He's turning it from a ballroom into Spaceball One

BREAKING: Trump now says a military hospital, research facilities, and meeting rooms for the military are being built below the White House ballroom. He says the ballroom is really a shield for these facilities.

@Doublemindedman @BonkDaCarnivore with billionaire bootlicking like this there is no doubt that this guy pays for twitter

@BonkDaCarnivore You're saying that the 42.45 billion dollar bill that never spent any money, ever, not even a single penny, was somehow going to save us rural folk? Are you dumb, misinformed, or just a lying partisan?

Step 1: Spend money getting Trump elected Step 2: Have him kill the nationwide broadband initiative put in place under Biden that was already well on its way to completion Step 3: Once the nationwide broadband has been killed on the premise that "Starlink negated the need for it", raise the price of Starlink

@pcgamer imagine spending thousands of dollars to play the worst ports of console games LOL.

Sony retreats from PC gaming, robbing us of maybe 4 games pcgamer.com/gaming-industr…

@StateDept the puppetmasters pulled the strings

@_Tom_Henderson_ but but but I thought PC was the best platform for games.

Single-Player PlayStation Games Will No Longer Launch on PC insider-gaming.com/playstation-ga…

@TMZ typical musk L

Elon Musk loses his massive lawsuit against OpenA.I. founder Sam Altman. Details: bit.ly/4uWsHQk

@NewsWire_US of course not. let me guess… two weeks and close to a deal

TRUMP: WE WON'T BE DOING THE SCHEDULED ATTACK OF IRAN TOMORROW

@elonmusk when will you talk about the big ol’ L you were served in court ya fuckin loser

Try it out! (Partially trained on Colossus 2)

@NewsWire_US time to send in the billionaire dick riders to stand up for Elon in the replies.

Jury sides with OpenAI in court battle with Elon Musk, says his lawsuit was not filed on time

@beemyli what airline app lets you know your VIP club reservations?

My fiancé told me he was going on a "off-the-grid" camping trip in the mountains with his brothers to unplug and destress before our wedding. He made a huge deal about packing sleeping bags and told me he wouldn't have any cell service for four days. The next afternoon, I went to use our shared iPad to look up a recipe and a notification popped up from his airline app: “Welcome to Las Vegas! Your reservation at the Omnia VIP Lounge is confirmed for 11:00 PM.” I didn't call him to scream. I packed my best dress, caught a flight to Vegas, and used my own savings to book a table directly across from his in the club. Around midnight, he walked in, completely dressed to the nines, flanked by his brothers and three women I’d never seen before. When the bottle service arrived at his table with giant sparkling sparklers, I caught his eye from across the VIP section and raised my glass. The look of pure terror on his face was worth every penny of the flight. I walked over, slipped my engagement ring directly into his glass of champagne, and whispered over the music, “Hope the camping trip was worth the deposit on the venue, babe. It’s non-refundable.” I walked out and spent the rest of the weekend at the blackjack tables.

@netanyahu murderer. looking forward to the war crimes court date.

Today I instructed my legal advisers to consider the harshest legal action against The New York Times and Nicholas Kristof. They defamed the soldiers of Israel and perpetuated a blood libel about rape, trying to create a false symmetry between the genocidal terrorists of Hamas and Israel’s valiant soldiers. Under my leadership, Israel will not be silent. We will fight these lies in the court of public opinion and in the court of law. Truth will prevail.

@pastormarkburns your place in hell has been secured with this statue.

Today at Trump National Doral Miami, we witnessed an unforgettable moment with the dedication of the 22-foot statue honoring President Donald J. Trump. Let me be clear: this is not a golden calf. We worship the Lord Jesus Christ and Him alone. This statue is a celebration of life. It is a symbol of resilience, freedom, patriotism, strength, and the will power to keep fighting for the future of America. It also stands as a reminder of the hand of God and His protection over President Trump’s life. Time and time again, when his life was threatened, God’s mercy prevailed. Today was not just a ribbon cutting. It was the public display of a powerful movement that has spread across America and around the world. I was deeply honored to serve as President Trump’s main point of contact throughout this process, and I do not take that assignment lightly. I want to personally thank Ash, Dustin Stockton, Brock Pierce, Hershey Friedman, Yaakov Filitchkin, Sam, Jack, and the 6,000+ Patriots who donated, believed, sacrificed, and made this historic moment possible. Thank you to the entire Trump Doral team for your incredible hospitality and excellence. And thank you, President Donald J. Trump, for calling me today and speaking to the crowd. We are forever grateful. God bless President Trump. God bless every Patriot. And God bless the United States of America. 🇺🇸 #PresidentTrump #SpiritualDiplomats #TrumpDoral #TrumpStatueDedication #AmericaFirst #PatriotMovement #FaithFreedomPatriotism

@Whatapityonyou when you gotta wake up and do it all again the next day.

I’m screaming what is this ewww