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@RawBrawls Yeah he ought to be proud of having 0 control over his emotions lol

Bro took a shot at a military officer and paid for it instantly 💀 #InstantKarma #FAFO

@graceelizh @StanSportFC dont think half of the UK could recite even the first line of it lol. how could you possibly justify choosing to get pissy over a song. it means nothing

@Crzyfn_ why would you constantly track him?

the retard that added this to the game 10000% has a rock in his head

@osuea_rl demo spam is bad becauseeee... it exposes your lack of awareness? not assuming, just asking so you have no reason to get emotional

The fennec was the worst thing to ever happen to this game, and ever since bots are in ranked, all normal players do now is prejump and demo spam, this game is beyond ruined

@InfiniteKDB @grok how many does Bruno Fernandes have since joining the prem, considering this fanny is too scared to see the number

Most PL assists since 2015/16: 120 - Kevin De Bruyne 114 113 112 111 110 109 108 107 106 105 104 103 102 101 100 99....Show More

@JamaicanCocoRL @EpicGames @RocketLeague @TimSweeneyEpic Whats wrong with bots?

An Open Letter to @EpicGames, @RocketLeague, and @TimSweeneyEpic: Not another hate post. Not personally calling out the developers of Rocket League unfairly. But a genuine plea for help, because the game I love is in an inexcusable state. Up until recently, I thought that posting about cheating would only make it worse. I tried not to make content with DDoS and/or botting being the subject, as to not popularize it and introduce more people to it. Unfortunately, when every single top content creator can't go 3 games in ANY ranked game mode without running into bots, that same philosophy just doesn't hold up. Everybody knows how large of an issue this is now. The bots are everywhere, and there is NO hiding it. The root of the issue? People buying accounts that are boosted to SSL. And it seems like there are several solutions to be implemented that would help curb this issue. To name a few: - Prevent fresh accounts (less than 2000 lifetime wins) from achieving SSL rewards - Hardware bans (EAC will make this possible afaik) - Detect suspicious account activity (Unusual MMR gain, playing from different locations in the world) - Remove split screen ranked - Make accounts be 2FA enabled and linked to a phone number - Disable third party injection into the game - Reports for "Cheating" automatically upload replays to a replay data parser that can detect inhuman consistency in movements (such as whosbotting.com) - MMR return system for players who lost MMR to cheaters (Accounts would need to be harder to make before this, to prevent extreme MMR inflation) - Hiring 5-10 full-time employees to manually review reports from the game. Obviously these solutions are not all simple. Many will require complex implementation and nuance in order to not harm the experience of a normal player. There needs to be a coordinated effort from Rocket League developers and Epic Games to tackle these cheaters, and eliminate the financial incentive that these cheaters have to mass boost accounts using bots and DDoS. And the part that really hurts? It just seems like the Rocket League team is simply not staffed enough to make that coordinated and large scale effort. Despite Epic Games making more revenue by: - Taking away trading - Increasing item shop costs - Seeing a massive surge in player count due to streamers like @jynxzi getting into the game It seems, from an external perspective, like all this extra revenue is not being reinvested into the game and developer team in a way that makes the experience better for the average player. This game has survived and THRIVED for almost 11 years now. Everybody who gets into Rocket League gets hooked for the rest of their life. The game itself, of course, but also one of the most electric esports in the industry. It all hooks people in and makes them dedicated Rocket League fans for life. Am I going to sit here and lie on the timeline and say that I'm going to quit the game? No. I have more passion for creating content, and even improving my competitive skill in this game, than I ever have had before. Not only that, but I'm lucky enough to call Rocket League content creation my full time job. That's not something I could so easily give up. Rather, I love this game so much that I want to see it do well, and for the game to prosper in the way that this large community of Rocket League fans KNOWS it can, change needs to start from the top. So Epic Games, Tim Sweeney, Rocket League. Although you might see increased player counts right now, due to the influence of some of the largest streamers in the world getting into Rocket League, understand that hype is short. If you really want to hook these new players, and make them players for life, fix the issues currently plaguing your games. Make it so your creators and pros can actually play your game again. Show us that we are heard, so that we can wholeheartedly recommend Rocket League to our audiences as the game to play. Thank you for taking the time to read this. I just hope that someone who cares was able to see this, and get the message where it needs to go. With Concern, Coconut ❤️

@AlphaKep why would you not want to play against something thats better than you?

He’s not wrong, 6 games in a row. Why are we adding boost updates when your game isn’t playable?

@thedorbrothers @AutismCapital @LinusEkenstam @minchoi @AngryTomtweets @MattWalshBlog @ianmiles @Rainmaker1973 @joerogan @DarrenAronofsky I mean, its not foolproof, but what AI made this lol, no AI is this good

We just made a $200,000,000 AI movie in just one day. Yes, this is 100% AI.

@joshuaa3011 @RLEsports @Retals what do you think a champ is capable of?

@vChrome2 @RLEsports @Retals 1 player is champ there are 2 diamonds... not 7 complete noobs.

clipping on seven people is nasty work @retals

@Veritasweb3 @goalsside I dont see how that counters what I said

@vChrome2 @goalsside Scholes literally came out of retirement to win a prem

@FrankEra_ its really hard for them to concede. how alot of old people are, regardless of who they are

🚨🎙️ | Paul Scholes on his comments about Lisandro Martinez: "No, I'm not apologising for it, no. The thing we were trying to say was we thought and it STILL is: physically, it's a mismatch.. he's had one good game [smiles]."

@Lea_EFC @PaulMorris1977 its been years lol. you WANT to hate him, and thats too hard for you to look past so you choose to sit with it rather than seek a different perspective

@PaulMorris1977 You have to earn forgiveness imo and it don’t happen overnight

Just reading through some of the responses to the Mason Greenwood tweets I sent yesterday and I’m genuinely gobsmacked at how many sympathisers he’s got. The world is in a dark place if that’s deemed an acceptable way to treat women.

@AllArsenalnews_ youd think youd have won a league title since then with the way you describe him

Dear Michael Carrick, I am writing to inform you of what to expect on Sunday evening. This is not the same Arteta you defeated 3-2 in 2021 as a caretaker manager of ManchesterUnited. I wish to remind you that this is an evolved version of Arteta, who has gained experience and insight. What you will witness on Sunday is a display of intensity, pressure, and determination that may unsettle your team. Mikel Arteta is an individual who takes losses seriously, and given his past encounter with you, he is likely to be highly motivated. The Emirates Stadium will be electric, and our team will apply significant pressure on your squad. Finally, I suggest that playing a low block may not be effective, as we are likely to capitalize on set pieces, and attempting to attack us could result in conceding goals. So,you choose wisely.

@Lea_EFC He probably stands for treating women with respect now, you stand against that?

Mason Greenwood’s partner, Harriet forgave him and recently had a second child with him, but I cannot support Greenwood against Liverpool tonight. Some things are bigger than football. I despise everything Mason Greenwood stands for.

@thudock11 @UnitedUpdates @SkySports what about this season, are you still taking salah, mate 😂

@UnitedUpdates @SkySports Since Bruno joined PL Bruno 67 g 60 a - 600 chance Salah 134g 71 a - 390 chance I will take the person with 160% production with 200 less chances

🚨 Bruno Fernandes has CREATED 600 CHANCES in the Premier League since his debut. No player has created more. 😳 [@SkySports] #mufc

@YoungsTeflon genuinely frightening how good he is

Ball was almost behind him. He didn’t even cross it, he smashed it directly where he wanted it to go. Maniac

@MbuguaTeflon @DylanMcbennett7 Solid ragebait

@DylanMcbennett7 He has nothing on Rooney. Horrible take.

I think Bruno Fernandes is the best midfielder in Manchester United history. I’d have him above everyone. The only reason I can’t truly argue it is because of titles. He’s elite. He’s the greatest I’ve ever seen. #MUFC

@utdshows "Theres no way hed let his anger get over him". So do the senior coaches just not give a fuck if the players lash out then or what lol. There are tons of players that get angry like that, nothing to do with whether youre young or not

Shea Lacey just revealed exactly what's going on in the Manchester United Academy. He's on a yellow card and then smashed the ball on the pitch when the ref blew against him. No humility. No patience. He's still young, yes, but if the academy coaches were doing their job, there's no way he'd let his anger get over him. Such a young lad with attitude problem. He'll learn from this, the hard ways. Sadly.