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The next era of AI infrastructure is taking shape. Cloudflare is collaborating with @Arm to deploy Arm AGI CPU, the first Arm-built silicon, across its global network, enabling high performance, energy efficient compute to support the next generation of AI-driven services. cfl.re/4lJaeTS #ArmEverywhere

We’re introducing Dynamic Workers, which allow you to execute AI-generated code in secure, lightweight isolates. This approach is 100 times faster than traditional containers. cfl.re/4c2NvPl

@beaconsai website down, any issues?

@nickgraynews Thanks Nick, I pinged the team.

@CloudflareDev hi! can someone fix the Cloudflare Pages site? I see two broken SVGs here pages.cloudflare.com

NO, this is not Cloudflare Turnstile and if you ever see this on a website you're visiting DO NOT follow those commands or risk infecting your machine with malware. Also, make sure you find a way to let the website owner know, so they can take appropriate measures.

Kimi K2.5 is now available on #WorkersAI. You can now build and run agents end-to-end on the Cloudflare Developer Platform. Read about how we tuned our inference stack to drive down costs for internal agent workflows. cfl.re/4bmpZgb

@remkusdevries @cloudfest @roandevries Traveling with a pro photographer, like a boss.😎

On our way to @CloudFest for the #CFHack with @roandevries

It's curiosity to the max era.

The expanded healthcare network, from remote workers to third-party apps, means patient data is constantly exposed to new risks. Download the Cloudflare infographic to see how we help organizations lock down data and systems across the entire ecosystem. cfl.re/3Llmb4h

@zeeg #AlwaysHappyToHelp!

Idk that I can afford to keep using Cloudflare

@alexjustesen @samlambert Have you seen speed.cloudflare.com ?

@eastdakota @samlambert Sooo what are the chances of a Cloudflare Speedtest CLI so I can drop the Ookla one from github.com/alexjustesen/s…?

it would be hilarious if we all collectively blocked down detectors IPs

@kaylee_dev Hey Kaylee, I am able to successfully open and visit c15t.com - is this the phishing-flagged domain or is that another one? Happy to help with this. Reply here or DM me.

This blocked endpoint returns 2kb of JSON: geo-location and i18n, for a cookie banner. Fortunately only 1 site is affected (c15t.com) - rest of our customers are safe, but who knows when that changes.

@Cloudflare @eastdakota can take down our API's at any time for "phishing", nice.

@ouraring does it have to be worn on a specific finger?

@EU_Commission At this point... just give us a signup URL, we're tired of PR BS.

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@rankintweets Glad it all worked out. Thanks for using Cloudflare!

@rankintweets Hey Adam! DM me more details, let's see how we can help you get back.

Misaligned KPIs can be dangerous. ⚠️ Introduce a platform team. 🛠️ Check out this episode of Beyond the App Stack. cloudflare.tv/executive/beyo… #AppInnovationReport

@AWSSupport 🤦‍♂️

@marlowxbt @marlowxbt Glad you were able to figure out what was causing charges to your account. Quite the discovery indeed. 🤖If you'd like assistance reviewing any of the charges on your account, our Billing team is happy to help: go.aws/support-center. ✅ ^MO

AWS sent me a $47 bill. I haven't used AWS in 8 months. Logged in to shut it down. Found one EC2 instance running. Micro. $0.0058 per hour. Someone spun it up in February using my old credentials I forgot to rotate. I was about to terminate it. Then opened the logs. A bot. Running 24/7 since February. Connected to Binance WebSocket and a prediction platform API. Executing trades every 3 minutes. I followed the wallet address from the config file. 0x732F1. $339,140 profit. 38,945 predictions. Joined February 2026. Bio: there are no socials/websites related to this profile. → Wallet: t.me/PolyGunSniperB… Someone used my forgotten $47/month server to run a bot that made $339K. 38,945 trades. 800 per day. BTC moves on Binance. Platform lags 25 seconds. Bot buys old price. Collects $1. Repeat. The code was 26 lines of Python. Clean. No comments. No readme. Just a WebSocket listener, a price comparison and a buy function with a 15 second sleep timer. $339K profit on a $47 monthly server bill. ROI on the server alone: 721,574%. I checked the SSH login history. One IP address. Vietnam. Logged in once in February. Never again. Set the bot. Left. Someone halfway across the world found my exposed credentials, didn't steal my data, didn't mine anything. Just quietly parked a 26 line script on my cheapest server and let it print. I didn't terminate the instance. Changed the password. Sat there reading the logs for 2 hours. The bot is still running. The wallet is still active. $113K in open positions right now. My $47 AWS bill just became the most profitable invoice I never meant to pay.

@scottbuscemi Explained here:

The entire country of Cuba has no electricity, but @CloudflareRadar still shows internet traffic flowing. How? Cell towers with backup generators?

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