Vicky Smith

@malonebarry The look of a man who's just had a day's glimpse of his future

Just when you think this story can't get any better, it produces one of the best pics of all time.

gah @circleapp how do I log out when I have no profile? I got logged out, tried to login with the wrong email/password, it's sent me here, where my various accounts aren't, to open another account with no way out to login properly... driving me potty!

@elonmusk Nice try PR-move, didn't work. Guess a documented ongoing relationship with a by-then well-known, guilty, time-serving paedophile doesn't align? And you had the nerve to call an innocent Thai boys cave rescuer that. Seems your "#PedoGuy"-dar needs a perspective check.

Yes

15 years ago today I arrived on Downing Street in a cage. I've seen off Cameron, May, Johnson, Truss and Sunak and I'm still going strong. Only two Prime Ministers have ever done longer stints here: William Pitt the Younger and Sir Robert Walpole. Bill and Bob - I'm coming for you... (Photos AP)

Scots workers still financially and mentally 'crippled' from lack of #Covid support news.stv.tv/scotland/scots… #ExcludedUk

It's hard to explain just how badly Trump has messed up that British people now view the President of France positively.

@BoveFromAbove Prince Harry

Name something you'd rather have back than Boris Johnson?

@Matt_Pinner 39. Never been married or had a child, & yet to go to Hawaii, Tahiti, Mexico... Too busy doing all that other stuff!

7 for me,You ?

@RicardoGiacobbo @Matt_Pinner Please don't now! In order to 'train' eles, they go through an abusive process to 'break the spirit', often separated early from mothers, shackled, beaten with sharp hooks... thankfully society now knows better than this being a good bucket list achievement!

@Matt_Pinner 42…and I haven’t rode on an elephant…yet!

Sit up @pritipatel. Look totally slovenly, not to mention the usual smug, on #laurak. Arrogant as ever.

@elonmusk No the only hope is procreation. Financial incentives to have children would probably help support too. Humanity's love of each other & money for cost of living & quality of life, not robots.

Japan will lose almost a million people this year. This demographic inevitably was set in motion half a century ago and has nothing to do with AI. AI is the only hope for turning this around.

Hey @grok who is the most famous person to visit my profile? Doesn’t need to be a mutual and don’t tag them. Just say it Thank you 😊

@beesley_cathy A Turkish barber run by a foreign man! God forbid!!!

I have literally never been into a shop in the UK where the workers and proprietors can’t speak English. Not vape shops, not Asian grocers, not barbers (with my partner or kids).

@LadyColinCampb Thought she'd already done that & the Institition clean-up crew had cleared the decks well before the wedding? Can't imagine what it cost!

Behind the scenes, the word is that Meghan Markle has well and truly cooked her own goose. If she thought that she would convince the world that she was about to give birth to a 41 week baby by uploading a video of her evocation of a harlot plumped out with a wealth of padding front and back, she was mistaken. Aside from the fact that no pregnant woman who is about to give birth could possibly do the slut-drop without losing her balance - not even one who is as practised as Meghan clearly is at 'riding those horses' for all they're worth - there's also the question of bouncing right back up, wonderwoman-like, without help. There's also the question of why her arms and thighs, not to mention her chicken legs and matchstick ankles, don't accord with the grotesquely large front and rear protuberances? And that's before anyone even approaches the issue of her gutterlike, ghettoesque enactment of a lowlife slattern which no self-respecting woman would ever reveal to the world the way she has just done. What I'd like to know is: When is she going to give everyone a glimpse of the surefire way to worldly success Kim Kardashian style? Are we going to be treated to a view of the PumPum Brazilian style, or will she go one better than that other epitome of vulgarity and turn her lips inside out for everyone to see how pink and lush they are- and I'm not referring to the horizontal ones that are stretched over the barracuda teeth either.

Robert Jenrick been on the Ozempic? #bbclaurak

@KateMansey Nope, but bet he'll be coming back without them at some point!

BREAKING: Prince Harry tells the BBC "I can't see a world in which I would be bringing my wife and children back to the UK at this point."

@TribesBritannia A charity is allowed expenses! It has costs to pay (wages, rent, utilities...). And charities have costs just lkke a business. They don't get it free cos they're a charity! The question is what the expenses are, and are they all legitimate.

@Melissa_suze @TribesBritannia No it means $4000 sitting in the charity bank account. Expenses are the charity's costs (wages, rent etc.) so they might all be legitimate, or not.

Hey @nectar, anyone there who can help me right now? At till with store staff & got a prob with my card still/again, see DMs!

@_LimeAID @limebike To be honest, i don't think locals ops picking up pieces after incidences is the issue. But it's one of educating users much better before use, and imo, proper parking bays. This is the 2nd time (company) is a week I've messaged about parking, and it's getting ridiculous in areas

@vickysmith @limebike In order to best assist you, we’ll need the help of our support team. Can you please email support@li.me so we can look into this for you?

Dear @limebike. My garden is not a bike park. Nor is my flowerbed. To whom should I send my invoice of crushed bedding plants bought & hours spent planting them? And who can ensure this area is never used again as a #limebike park? Look forward to hearing from you, thanks.