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i’m starting this new job next week and now my husband is starting a new job next month that will require 12-hr graveyard shifts we went for a long walk in the heat today. he reminded me to put on a sun hat life is changing, as it does nn🩷🌒

@sidewayskoyote lol 🫂 i appreciate you

@violetvariant no comment

i was looking forward to steak, but idk if it was worth all the calculations and measurements for my diet AND its a little overcooked. i’m on that barbecue sauce with a measuring spoon type of shit

wasps were building a nest in the mailbox and @responsiblparty just casually walked outside and dealt with it in a matter of seconds. sexy

i was obviously aware of this sort of thing when i was in high school, but it didn't strike me that i needed to work on being extremely thin. it was just an omnipresent background buzz of "women are never good enough" and i didn't try to hear it all. like the sound of the furnace

large heap of produce

11:11 🧝‍♀️

@rob_mcrobberson 😂

@violetvariant its a clam😭

i lived 40 years in minnesota and never even saw a pickle corndog (i'm sure it exists at the state fair) i recently moved to new mexico and now i want to know about this sundae. what's so weird about a sundae?

@rob_mcrobberson is it duck?

@violetvariant unfortunately i know geoduck far too well 😔

@CoughsOnWombats liver hamburger style sounds reasonable i’d try it

@violetvariant I live in North Carolina and I've never heard the word "livermush" before today. I can't rule out encountering actual livermush, I guess, since I don't know what it would look like. Mush, presumably?

@michelleakin i also glaze over a lot of environmental detail fwiw

when i read books that go into a lot of detail about physical environments my eyes glaze over. i tend to have a lot of trouble picturing what's being described. in my own writing, i tend to leave out vivd descriptors, since i am writing what i like to read. yet i know it's important for world building. hmpf.

@visakanv (greek) yogurt with mixings like berries, banana, granola, seeds, anything

my routine these days is i wake up and drop my kid off at preschool and get home to do some writing, but i keep forgetting to get breakfast and end up crashing like a fool. what are your favorite no-brainer mom/dad breakfasts? after the classic peanut butter sandwich

@goblinodds @visakanv i love protein waffles, but i also really love a lot of butter and syrup..

@visakanv ive been eating a lot of protein waffles, this is apparently a thing that exists now!

i found myself getting a little bored with skyrim today. my cue to use tomorrow to start taking notes for next week. i have always been boring and responsible ♉️ but man i’m looking forward to having a jump start on my classes nn🩷🌒

@BradfemlyWalsh 😂

Is... Is he one of the Seven Dwarves?

this plate is more aesthetic than usual, but is so much lower on views and likes 🙇🏼‍♀️

teriyaki salmon round two i started dinner really late and i was worried the beets wouldn’t cook enough, but they’re good!

@spephton @cremieuxrecueil my husband says it makes no difference to my appearance when i get my eyebrows waxed but i think it changes my entire face lol

@violetvariant @cremieuxrecueil i don't think aria is as smart as she thinks she is tbh most boys don't notice what they're noticing. shaped brows can go hard. it's a game of skill and taste

Fully endorsed. Aria is speaking truth to the masses. I want to emphasize this line in particular:

@chercher_ai yes, but just for temporary periods of my youth. staying with family until we found a place in town. foster home as consequence for running away. that sort of thing

have you ever lived off a dirt road?