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@Maks_NAFO_FELLA Orban pulls off a miracle and the pollsters are “fake news”. The US and Russia support his win.

🇭🇺👀 So what is your final prediction for the election?

@GiuliaBould Morphy Richard’s enters the game

We now know it is a Cookworks toaster, possibly a four slice with cancel, defrost and reheat function.

@BBCNews It wasn’t funny

What did critics think of Saturday Night Live UK's debut? bbc.in/4uJpPXF

@timfarron She is justified but she’s ancient ….

Previously unreleased KLF track…

@nicholadrummond Didn’t they cut it below 80k in the 1st place?

Noting the Conservative Party’s defence policy announcement. If the British Army were to be increased in size to 80,000 regular soldiers, this would allow it to generate 6 combat brigades that would be deployable without relying on the Army Reserve. It would enable gaps in artillery, engineer, and logistical support units to be filled. Meanwhile, 40,000 reservists would allow a second echelon force (a third division) to be generated, but also every infantry and RAC cap badge would be able to generate a reserve battalion/ regiment. Not perfect, but definitely a step in the right direction.

@robbopalmer @NiciH10 @nbcsnl Normally it is funny? That’s a bit of a stretch Rob. One good sketch once in a while maybe.

@NiciH10 @nbcsnl We are very familiar with SNL Normally it is funny and satirical. This is unfunny and ableist. Poor taste.

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@igorsushko As we say in the UK, send her to Coventry

International Olympic Committee President Kirsty Coventry knows she fucked up and is crying, feel sorry for herself, playing the victim. FAFO. This idiot supports reintegrating Russian athletes into the Olympic competitions as Russia wages a war of genocide on Ukraine.

@GiuliaBould Clive Thomas is the ref

Absolute chaos in the AFCON final!!!!!

@BankyGee_ A big wage for VAR officials to do their job….

This man has been paid 😂 #SENMAR #AFCON2025

@LeoSimpson @PolitlcsGlobal Work on your bot English

@PolitlcsGlobal Trump's tariffs leverage real strength to secure Greenland and bolster Western sovereignty for the long term.

🚨🇬🇱 BREAKING: Donald Trump has imposed a 10% tariff on the following countries due to their position on Greenland 🇬🇧 UK 🇩🇰 Denmark 🇳🇴 Norway 🇫🇷 France 🇩🇪 Germany 🇳🇱 Netherlands 🇸🇪 Sweden 🇫🇮 Finland

@GWRHelp Is there any update on when the line will reopen?

@Keegan59992745 It stinks so bad - it’s like you have been dropped blindfolded into a sewage works.

No one is exaggerating. This is one of the worst movies ever

@chilternbear11 Yes and what a crap job they had

Does anyone remember what these guys were selling in the pubs back in the day?

@147Evil69 @eocharging Same here. They totally ignore emails as well. They sold me the unit in March 22 and would have been in consultation with Govt. Stinks of sharp practice to me.

@eocharging Just received your email that from November you will no longer support the Mini Pro 2 and the app will be disabled! This leaves me with a charge any time unlocked charging unit. Thanks EO, I will never buy your products again and discourage others wherever I can.

@Fading_____ @WarMonitor3 You obviously never encountered nuns in a catholic school my friend

@WarMonitor3 If India Pak and Israel Iran conflict has shown me anything it is is that either Russia is TOO soft on Ukraine or their military absolutely SUCKS. Are nuns fighting their war?

Large Russian forces offensive launched toward Zaporizhzhia City on the southern frontline of Ukraine the artillery is pouring in.

@hwinkler4real War , what’s it good for? Absolutely nothing….

Anybody want a WAR right now ??? Asking for a friend

@ThreshedThought Use some arrows

A few short notes about what is going on in the Middle East A 🧵

@WarMonitor3 North London is red

France plans to expand its nuclear arsenal.

@WStone4SN @SadiqKhan Will - get stuck into the old town area and push for redevelopment of the corn exchange. That would be a great spot for Al fresco dining!

Yes, to more alfresco dinning & later last orders 🔔 - as a member of the APPG for Nightlife, I'm excited to see what @sadiqkhan will do with these powers for London & what it could mean for the rest of the country!

@Boldyboy1975 Spell it humour and you might know.

British humor 🤣🤣🤣where did it go?🤔