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sales guys study buyology.

love how the startup ecosystem collectively decided to rebrand BD roles as GTM

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@SnapmintEmi how to cancel auto payment?

@GR_DHFM @i_m__rajat

Vijay na and trisha since 3 days

You only live once, so make sure to spend as much time as possible on your computer. You won’t have access to it when you die

reminds me of my Nokia 1, which was just a fancy calculator.

@Ronaldindominus meri hone wali biwi aise hi type karti thi.

how do u actually date someone who types like hlo kesa ha mghe tms bt krni h mghe tms pyr ha

If a boy then Khasra, Khatauni, if it is a girl

@bachpan__pande @i_m__rajat

जो बन्दा विपक्षी पार्टी के छः विधायक ना तोड़ पाए उसे मुख्यमंत्री का सपना छोड़ के त्रिशा की चू त में घुस के सो जाना चाहिए ..

@birdabo oops, ran out of my weekly limit right before we saved humanity

everybody calm down. i got this.

Today at the gym I was about to do a serious workout. But after two sets, at the request of Pakistan, I stopped.

The request of Pakistan

"Urban Development" by Christophe Vorlet

@sangaldoo true

If you’re not hitting that Claude limit every day, you’re wasting your potential

Ever since I was a small boy I knew I wanted to apologise for my delayed reply

@mehul4795 @chiragbarjatya there are legal services for this.

@vnayjadon @chiragbarjatya Yes, who else would do it?

How come this notary and affidavit things are not fully online yet. We have all the technology. You still have to visit advocates to get this random 5min work. Wow

@mehul4795 @chiragbarjatya Hi Mehul, did you do that on your own?

@chiragbarjatya Yes, such a cumbersome process. For name correction process, I have to give an ad in newspaper for which I need to have an affidavit for which I have to go to the advocate 🤦‍♂️

@Rushu_Tushu achha hua warna kuchh shopkeeper to keh dete ki 1500 ke kele baad mein le lena

Accidentally paid ₹1515 instead of ₹15 at a fruit shop. Yesterday evening, while talking with my friends, I bought 3 bananas worth ₹15. I was distracted in conversation, entered the amount without properly checking the screen, typed the UPI pin, took the fruits, and left. Suddenly the shop owner started shouting. Because of the traffic noise, he literally came running behind me. Turns out I had accidentally paid ₹1515 instead of ₹15. He instantly returned ₹1500 after scanning my QR. I thanked him a lot, and he was super chill about it. Told me not to pay without checking next time. Me, my friends, and the owner had a good laugh over my carelessness. Some shopkeepers are genuinely kind hearted. The world needs more people like this.

One of my favourite genres of romantic songs in Bollywood is where one party (usually the man) is talking about all the inconveniences of falling in love like sleeplessness, distraction, agony, envy but in a sweet, loving way. The emotion makes for such a beautiful contrast. Chain aapko mila from Hungama is one such song. Ye tune kya kiya from Once Upon a time is another.