wally ward
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@ribzoftiktok New brisket recipe:
Get one 20 lb brisket. Cover with brisket rub. Smoke for 72 hours. Remove from smoker and carve standing in a pool.
Submerge brisket in pool for 4 hours to rehydrate.
Serve with lots of pool water. Chlorine tenderizes the meat.
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@dagenmcdowell @FedEx New FedEx slogan. “FedEx, when you absolutely positively have no idea when your package will arrive.”
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@unlimited_ls Just lost all respect for you Portnoy. Maybe you should stick to pizza reviews.
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NEW: Dave Portnoy says Donald Trump played a huge part in Charlie Kirk’s death
'When I say Trump has a huge part in it, I don't necessarily mean he's to blame for it, but he's so divisive... [even just] his face is divisive. People hate him so much.'
'And the left and the right, the rhetoric - especially to me the left, is insane - and it just boils, boils, boils, boils.
'This happened with Trump, when his ass*ssination attempt [happened] there was like a three-hour period of "let's tone down the rhetoric", and then they're right back to it.'
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Nashville's “King of Lower Broadway” is set to headline this weekend's Chapel Thrill Concert Series presented by @TheRamsClub! 🏈🎶
#GoHeels

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@KevinSmith8293 @KirkHerbstreit BTW. With that awesome defense from the TCU game, directed by Steve “Coach in Waiting” B, UNC should look awesome when Daddy Bill retires.
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@KevinSmith8293 @KirkHerbstreit Enjoy your season with Chapel Bill and “Gold Digger Jewelry” Jordan. I’m sure ESPN has Carolina in their Playoff Bracket already.
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@UNCBarstool How about some “Gold Digger” jewelry to ease your pain?
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@CollinRugg Wearing the standard issue thick black frame “screaming liberal” glasses like Rachel Maddow, Mark Cuban, etc.
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@j_fishback @pulte She invented time travel so she could actually be in two places at the same time.
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American took out a student loan
- She borrowed under $28k
- She’s paid back $38k
- Her current balance owed is $58k
- That’s $68k of interest on a $28k loan (so far)
I don’t care what anyone says, this is criminal. Interest terms like this need to be illegal
“I have been paying on my student loan since 2008. I have never been delinquent. I have never missed a payment and I've always made the payment that is requested and even I've made additional payments or sometimes more than my payment.”
“I graduated college — with a little under $28,000 in student loans. I, to date, have paid $37,000 back to my student loans since 2008, but I still owe like $58,000. The math isn't math-ing. I'm not great at math, but the math isn't math-ing there.”
Americans have no chance of ever paying back these predatory loans
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@elonmusk What is your solution, that will actually get passed into law?
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@matt_vanswol They will all be gone by 4:00. Gotta catch the “early bird” specials at Cracker Barrel.
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@garyblack00 Often quoted “Tesla Bull” Gary Black, who owns no shares of Tesla, predicts the future again. “Golf clap” for you.
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@RadioGenoa “Heartburn & Explosive Diarrhea” on white bread.
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@elonmusk What did you accomplish yesterday, other than destroying a ton of value for us Tesla investors?
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