Bill Borst

When your friend ranting about some ish and you don't give a shit @BarstoolBigCat

@SamuelRGold 4 straight runs with a backup running back. Great play calling!

Another handoff?! The Rams DL is ridiculous. Why not run anything else?

@betthegreens @BSSportsbook Cashed out right before his birdie-eagle. Pain.

Tony Finau (+5000) is your Northern Trust Champion

@Matt_Lynch15 @theCFBstories @LeviRStev @rebarth23

@TheBigDance2K21 Only 4u?!?

The Big Dance Championship card: Zags ML(4u) Zags -4.5(2u) Under 159.5(3u) Unit size = $100 Total Handle = $900

@BWalkerSEC Genius+Moron is a lethal combo. I’ll let you decide who is who @barstoolWSD

Let me know if you backed us on Moron Madness.

@BWalkerSEC What’s the Moron Madness standings?

12 hours of sleep and one giant breakfast later, I’m back. And I know one thing: the SEC owns Saturdays. Own it with us, my SEC parlay is boosted in the #BarstoolSportsbook app.

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@barstoolWSD @BWalkerSEC Give the people a comment!! We’re richer because of you! Now go get the $10k and win us all $500!!

@barstoolcarl Carl, there's a BetRivers ad on the left of the picture. May want to photoshop that one out...

ALL ABOARD ILLINOIS (in 24 hours) #BarstoolSportsbook

@SamuelRGold Mwahahahahha

The Vikings' defense is roasting the #Seahawks offense right now... This is horrible.

@Barstool_Quotes It’s a photoshopped cover. Here’s the original

I really want to know what makes these three Dick Handlers think they are an actual quartet, but the album title has me worried I won’t like the answer

@SharpFootball @SamuelRGold

Wishing a very Happy Father’s Day to Russell Wilson from his oldest child, the Minnesota Vikings. The Russ-led Seahawks are 6-0 vs the Vikings, winning by 14 ppg. Some old family videos

@BarstoolBigCat Inquiry on behalf of Spiral Ham! Carmella's Dream clearly jumps lanes and impedes on Spiral Ham!!

@GaryParrishCBS @MattNorlander @EyeOnCBBPodcast I’ve been reminiscing on some old March Madness podcasts, and Parrish’s PAC-12 network gripe dates 4 years all the way back to 2016!! Listen at the 31:20 mark: open.spotify.com/episode/55UBnE…

@BlackburnReview First timeout in the last 4 games (not including this). That’s impressive even for AG standards!!

AG called a timeout, quick press coming?

@DavidPJablonski Ask Anthony Grant why he's taken zero timeouts in the last 4 games (nicely)

Jalen Crutcher and Obi Toppin speaking street postgame press conference. Toppin said Dayton didn’t have right mindset today after blowing out UMass in first game.

@jakeowen Hey Jake I’m the guy you just did the Valentines Cameo for. If you were serious about weddings, hit me back and we’d love to get you an invite.

@WindyCityWxMan @DannyJConrad @barstoolWSD

#ChicagoScanner #CoyoteSighting #WileEChiyote Corner of Oak and Hudson. He’s in the fence I got my lights on him

#ChicagoScanner #CoyoteSighting On Larrabee about to walk into the 18th dist parking lot #WileEChiyote PO: Description squad? D: He’s furry. He’s limping PO: He’s holding his side PO: he has sharp objects in his mouth PO: OPEN THE SALLY PORT PO: He’s turning himself in

@andremercurio You complain about the refs every single game. It’s quite annoying.

This game was given to GB on the fantom punt penalty on the first quarter

@KCJHoop Games Lauri has scored 20 or more points this year. 6.

Times LaVine/Markkanen score 20 or more points in same game. First 20 games: 0 Last 6 games: 3