TJ Webb

And before that, three for the same incident: dude on the loose with a gun (makes sense), follow up with a truncated version of the safety instructions (4 hours later) and another one an hour later to "cancel the alert"... All between 2 and 8 am

Anyone else sick of @RCMPNS and their bullshit abuse of the emergency alert system? Maniac running around with a machete, sure then another one 40 minutes later too announce they made a typo in the first one with the address. Last week we got one because someone misplaced Granny

@RCMPNS Jesus Christ get yourselves sorted and stop jump scaring my poor baby awake. We don't need 50 emergency alerts every time someone calls the cops in the province.

Update 8:45 p.m.: Location has been updated to 46 Petpeswick Drive, Gaetz Brook. An updated Alert is being issued to Halifax Regional Municipality: DANGEROUS MAN with machete. Gaetz Brook, Nova Scotia. RCMPNS responding. Suspect is 6-foot-0 with brown hair and brown eyes.

I understand sending one this morning with an armed person at large, but I didn't need another jump scare an hour later when you caught him. Likewise, I hope she's ok but someone misplacing their granny an hour away isn't a reason to startle my 11 mo old awake at 11:30

Jesus I hate this province and can't wait to move. @RCMPNS has no clue how to use the emergency alert system. They'll go a while without using it then have a legit alert then it's like "oh yeah, we should send out alerts for everything".

@MarkJCarney A lot of other folks are being a lot more diplomatic in the replies than I have the capacity for right now. Fuck off. I've been pretty behind you on most things but they blew up fuckin kids, man. Fuck entirely off.

My statement on Iran-related hostilities in the Middle East:

@nspowerinc just a heads up that the outage map doesn't seem to be updating with some information. My address shows that the outage has ended on the map but it hasn't. The outage line is still updating (it gave me a restoration time), but the map is missing some info.

@US_Unlocked seems like you may be a scam. Paid $5, went through the "verification" process which failed, no explanation. The message says to contact you but there is no way within the web app to do so. The tutorial says you can retry verification any time, but that is also a lie

@AskPayPal @PayPal - please help, I cannot access my account. Trying to reset my password gives me an unexplained error

Hey @FedEx - do you have a bug bounty program for reporting technical issues with your web properties?

Haha, it's looking more like a small piece shifted out of the box and into a hungry employee's mouth. That's ok, I don't mind sharing. It was delicious, just hope they enjoyed their slice too

Seriously @PizzaHutCanada* apparently

Seriously @pizzahut? Were ya hungry?

@DistroKid is there any way to opt-out of some album extras on old releases? I have a cover license on an old EP, I also have the Discovery Pack and Store Maximizer. I didn't want the latter two any more but I also don't want to lose the cover license.

@AlexandruC4 Great, now the price of nuclear reactors is going to skyrocket

BREAKING: Trump just announced that he will place massive tariffs on Denmark if they don't immediately relinquish all control of Greenland. "We need Greenland for national security purposes."

@TELUSsupport is it not possible to get support for Stream+ via phone? I have a pretty simple question, I submitted a support request a couple of days ago and posted in the community forums, but really just need to ask someone who knows what they're talking about one question

@UncleDrewGB Playing to my strengths

I will buy the least liked reply on this tweet a PS5.

Hey @McDonaldsCanada just got home and found out I didn't get my nuggets and one of my shakes was vanilla (both were supposed to be chocolate)

@theJagmeetSingh Sure, but we're going to end up with a Conservative government in the next election anyways, so I'm not sure what you're on about. Not saying that's what I'm hoping for, but that's the reality.

Today, I am calling on Justin Trudeau to resign. Liberals are fighting themselves - when Canadians need a Prime Minister who will fight for them.

objectively, the devil was significantly better than johnny one little motif with a couple variations, c'mon