Werner Goertz

My personal hero, #AichaEvans , CEO of #zoox , on Bloomberg TV today!

@anshelsag @Tesla I keep getting SMS messages from 510 area code claiming I owe money from a Model S lease return 2 years ago. I keep asking for an itemized invoice. Sender wants me to enter payment information. Is this #Teslafinance or scam?

Welp looks like @Tesla decided to overcharge me $788 for my lease. Now I get to argue with them for god knows how long to get this money back for something that I fixed on the car, but their customer support is too slow to respond and fix billing issues.

My heart is broken! After more than 3 years of faithful / disruptive service, my #Samsung #GalaxyFold crossed the rainbow bridge, when the inner, foldable display suffered a terminal failure. So long, my friend. Our time together was short, but memorable!

@caro_milanesi you missed the @Eero announcements ;-)

LOL my fingers were ready but my hotel wifi was not, so missing most of the #AmazonDevices event - technology keeping me humble every day 😂

Tonight, our thoughts and prayers go out to friends and former Gartner colleagues in Fort Myers, and everyone else affected by Hurricane Ian

@Francessca_V @QuinnyPig sharp-dressed man!

Unexpected/ expected surprise. @QuinnyPig spotted in HQ2 this week. What do you think folks? Feels like a loop to me.

@QuinnyPig @awscloud I cannot endorse your candidacy. You dress too well.

I'm pleased to announce that I'm throwing my hat into the ring to become @awscloud's next Chief Marketing Officer. For some reason I couldn't find the role posted on their jobs site, so I made this video application instead: youtu.be/2ve_Xmtx7_o

In 2016 I was unceremoniously ejected from my previous job. I started @LastWeekinAWS and became a household name in AWS billing, provided the house in question was fully engulfed in flames. Later, @mikejulian and I founded The @DuckbillGroup. Now it's time for my next step.

@rhoshimi MGAA ! I'll buy the hat!

Someone buy all the equipment and build a new amusement park. Call it “Make Great America Again” But really. How sad. As an SF native I’ll have fond memories here as a kid.

@robreiner Up.

I was angry and annoyed by the lack of patience. In these days with about 10% inflation our elders have a very hard time. Lets be kind to them.

@SEACityLight "... as we work to resolve..." - what work is actually being done and who exactly is doing work? Patience is exhausted and food is spoiled

UPDATE: 7:35PM We appreciate your continued patience as we work to resolve the two related outages in the Magnolia neighborhood. Get updates via our outage map: seattle.gov/city-light/out…

@PatrickMoorhead @ATT @ATTBusiness same here - multiple posts per day on AT&T prepaid!

Getting 2-3 of these per day on the @ATT @ATTBusiness network. Anyone else? #spearfishing #security

@anshelsag I am still using my Gen 1 Fold from 2 years ago. Best foldable ever!

Okay, so who makes the best case for the Z Fold 3? Because I have a feeling I'm going to ditch this S-Pen case in a minute. Do I go back to Samsung first party again? Because those tend to be the best cases.

Excellent White Paper written by friend and colleague Emily: d1.awsstatic.com/whitepapers/hy…

@Werner Werners against the Machine!

Some years ago, someone sent me an image of a meeting room that was named after me. (a bit weird, I can imagine naming the water/beer cooler after me, but a meeting room?). Anyway I would like to uncover how, what, where for some fun stories. Thanks!

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@PatrickMoorhead Südschleife!

Must do Nurburgring before I die.