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@VAPuckHead @a_newsman Congress

@a_newsman Out of curiosity, who votes for war?

It’s a real problem for the president that he appears to be completely winging it on something as serious as war almost no one voted for

@Jordan_Sather_ @themopinomicon In the end good always wins and evil always destroys itself it just might be a hell of a ride

My new favorite conspiracy theory is that everything is going to be alright.

@Matt_Pinner You could still do that now btw

Who else remembers spending the entire summer riding bikes with no water, no sunscreen and no plan.😜🚴🏻‍♂️🫧🧘🏼‍♀️☀️ We came back filthy, burnt, and exhausted And it was perfect

@BootleggedChad @BobGolen A in the USA

@BobGolen a: american e: everyone else

What's the difference between gray and grey? One is a color and the other is a colour.

@fwtimini Whistle

At my big age, I honestly still don’t know what to say when someone knocks on the bathroom door you’re inside.

@BridgetPhetasy There's definitely a plan, google Georgia Guide-stones

I really don't give a shit what the US govt thinks about any of the AI companies. They have ZERO plan for what's about to happen to millions of white collar workers and anyone who has engaged with this technology sees that they should probably figure something out soon.

@MilkMetax @GodsBurnt And all the first person shooters have probably convinced enough young men it would be exciting and fun

@GodsBurnt Some people will enlist purely out of boredom. How sick is that?

They’d NEVER get Americans to enlist for WW3… Unless they: - Made owning a house impossible. - Made everyone lose their jobs to AI. - Made groceries unaffordable. And then made the military the only real way to provide for a family. Oh wait…

This is so weird... x.com/OliLondonTV/st…

@Larryjamieson_ The plan is to "Maintain humanity under 500,000,000 in perpetual balance with nature."

Where do profits come from if everyone is unemployed?

@ewedunega Bro we're all going back to heaven everyone is going to be OK

I wish I could get one tiny spoiler of my future… just enough to know I’ll be okay

@QuintenFrancois Barely beating real inflation

POV you bought $BTC at $20,000 in 2017 and it’s only up 3x 9 years later

@seattleiminyou Flossing lobby would never allow it obviously

What if instead of teeth you just had one long tooth that went all the way around

@ianteetzel @LhommeDesole The hybrid version gets 55mph and is self driving with $1,000 3rd party hardware

@LhommeDesole Because they start as $28,000 CAD ($20,500 usd), are reliable and cheap to fix.

I’m driving a Toyota Corolla and I cannot believe people actually pay money for these cars.

@uTobian Simply ask yourself security for which nation?

If giving people cancer when they eat bread is essential to national security then I guess we have very different definitions of what the nation is and how to secure it.

@acebenji Try to be of service to other people and at every opportunity choose good over evil

i be wanting God to sit on my bed and just tell me what to do

@kslik7 @noorrietje Thinking inward about yourself will drive you insane. Turn it around and focus on the people around you and try to be of service to them. This is what we are supposed to be doing and will change everything

does anyone have a cure to never ending soul crushing loneliness that isnt alcohol or drugs

@jinjung @GeneralMCNews

@GeneralMCNews That is crazy thing to say, but here is an uncomfortable truth. If someone wants you dead, you are doing something good

BREAKING: President Trump says he doesn’t know how much time he has left because a lot of people are “gunning for him.”

@chicfryrice Of course but I want to know how the 20 million they just lured in play into that conflict. Do Americans get drafted while they stay and take our place?

Hate to be the bearer of bad news but the end result will be war.

@digijordan @elonmusk Tap the dots by the post and select not interested

Before I got on X…I saw zero dead bodies in my daily life. Now I see dead bodies almost every day. I don’t want to. But I guess it’s just a fucking thing on X. Hey @elonmusk - this isn’t a good move for humanity. Please address.

@notcapnamerica If they do actually control the weather they are trying to drive us insane

And it going to snow AGAIN on Wednesday and Friday?!