wheat witch 💦
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wheat witch 💦
@wheatwitch
writer, linguist, mountaineer, cook, mom, hot girl
Katılım Temmuz 2014
218 Takip Edilen4 Takipçiler
What would you say is the most evil movie ever made? Not "ohh it's so bad it's a crime" I mean movies with actively malicious messages, people or production cycles
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@New_E_Mom Then if I don't bring anything my kids are going around like famished urchins begging snacks from the other families
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sick of going to things that last 2-3 hours, do not eclipse meal times and everyone else doing a snack time. Then half of the playtime is consumed by snacking, I have to throw some bread and random cheese in a container bc I don't buy snack stuff, containers are heavy etc
droid mom@notdroidmom
the people that are like “i don’t let my kids snack. i don’t bring my kids water or snacks when we leave the house.” are probably also like “i wonder my kid is throwing a tantrum in public right now. i wonder why my kid is so cranky today.” they’re hungry and dehydrated.
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@MariaEyre1873 My issue with nannies is kind of the opposite, when I'm with nannies at the park where I live I think they're overly doting to the point of spoiling, providing huge amounts of snacks, giving in to whims, tantrums etc. I just don't think kids should have a dedicated servant.
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Watching the nannies in NYC made me completely against non family childcare. I was at the park for 1.5-3 hours every day. Tons of nannies. Lazy and uncaring. Reacted with annoyance when kids come running to them crying. With so many crap parents, no wonder nannies aren't better.
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@ineedanothernap Those viruses tho... my winter baby almost died from rsv
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I've done both and can confidently say that having a newborn in the summer is much worse than giving birth in the fall/early winter.
𝙲𝚘𝚞𝚛𝚝𝚗𝚎𝚢 𝙺𝚗𝚒𝚕𝚕@courtneyknill
am I wrong to think that a late spring/early summer birth would be the worst?
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But actually no one tells you that this can happen in EARLY labor. Happened to me right before contractions started and I was terrified
jezz@JezziiB
I learn more and more unsettling things abt delivery everyday
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@TakeThatNurses My toddler drank a whole bottle of kids tylenol, there was no warning on the bottle, I'd never heard of it being dangerous but I texted my pediatrician anyways and she had me rush him to the hospital so they could get him the antidote, so scary but he was ok!
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Acetaminophen (Tylenol) overdose.
I’ve talked about this before. If the OD is severe enough, your liver is irreversibly fucked and you have 2-3 days of being awake and alert and knowing you’re going to die a horrible, ugly death. Half of acetaminophen overdoses are accidental.
Kreative Doctor ⚕️@the_grafixmedic
Doctors/medical practitioners, what is the scariest disease you know of?
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@dykeinof This is a dark one but I think women should be allowed to humanely kill their babies up to a day or so after giving birth, like cats.
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@maxnonso It depends a lot on how your partner behaved and how well you were cared for during pp, also if you had birth traumas or injuries. I was ready to go at 6 weeks and happy to get it 1 or 2x a week but my libido didn't fully revive until 4 to 6 mos
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I left my regular carrier in the car so I pulled this out and wow I still hate this thing. If you’re pregnant don’t get this nonsense. 16 ft of straight BS.
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@RRR0BYN The baby is exhausted from being pestered (in a good way!) by their older siblings all day
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@wheatwitch @i_zzzzzz *nodding* quirked up white boy busting it down sexual style
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Hey just wanted to say your wedding was a lot of fun! Tell your brother he danced so lithely I thought him an eel.
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@worstbdavi Why she wearing that big ass fur when everyone else is in bikinis she's got to be sweating her ass off
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@webdevMason I've had my back tattooed and I've given birth and I can tell you without hesitation which was more painful
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One of the most interesting things I ever saw was a friend have a euphoric, borderline orgasmic experience while her back was tattooed
To the best of my knowledge she did not reject social expectations of pain associated with being repeatedly stabbed by a needle jackhammer
Tallow Twins | Skincare@Tallowtwins
A conversation worth sharing regarding pain during childbirth, between my birth client and myself. We are told that is awful, gruesome, gross, and painful, so that is what the societal norm belief. But what if you took responsibility for the things you will allow yourself to feel, rather than going with the flow of a damaged society that has allowed birth to become regulated and colonized. Birth is sacred, birth is physiological, and women are built to birth.
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@adrenaIinIendnz Funnily enough the risk of the kid getting hurt from the jump is less than the risk of his getting his shoulder dislocated from the dad grabbing him like that
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Babanın refleksine bakar mısınız, yıllarca bu anı beklemiş gibi 💪
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@potatoslav The absolute most mileage I've ever seen a toy get is a wooden Noah's ark containing animals . It was my moms, when my kids go to their great grandma's house they still play with it. I remember playing with it as a kid as well. 3 generations of use so far and it's still intact
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the grandparents all want to get presents for baby’s first birthday next month pls send suggestions that are not just junk toys to fill my house with.
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@redrummarts My husband was uncut until his late teens and voluntarily underwent circumcision because of peer pressure and a couple of girlfriends told him it was gross. I wish I had been there to stop him lol
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I knew a dude in high school who got circumcized in middle school for some reason
We used to ask him questions all the time cause he discovered masturbation before he got it cut off and this was a rare chance to actually meet someone who could tell the difference
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