Whitney

my boyfriend answers the phone by saying "Hi" and not "Hello?". I officially live with a psychopath.

@ThatKevinSmith But @ThatKevinSmith you favourited one of my tweets when I was in my 20s and I still talk about it (I’m 32 now) so thanks. And thanks for so many laughs in my life when so desperately needed.

Since @ThatKevinSmith talks so much about what movies meant to him and his dad, it seems there is weird poetic justice that I can’t attend this event for this reason.

😭 me crying because I am a lifelong @ThatKevinSmith fan and just learned he’s coming Sept 8 but this time, for the first time, I can’t go.

@googlesearchc Next step: ask real people to write for more than "exposure"

Next week, we will launch the “helpful content update” to better ensure people see more original, helpful content written by people, for people, rather than content made primarily for search engine traffic. Learn more & advice creators should consider: developers.google.com/search/blog/20…

Rewatching Clerks 2 for the millionth time only now I'm 30 and feel personally attacked Randal is supposed to be 32 in this movie... @ThatKevinSmith

@USPSHelp tracking says my address is wrong and I can't get my package? Can you help? Just want to correct this and your website was not helpful...

Please help us spread the word. We WONT SPEND A NICKEL ON MARKETING. WE COMPLETELY RELY ON WORD OF MOUTH This allows us to price at such low prices. So all help is welcome from everyone and anyone !

Are you shitting me ? @costplusdrugs fighting inflation and cutting our prices again ? Yes we are !

Oh hi, just here to announce in addition to being a writer I'm now in the midst of my graphic design education because comms and marketing professionals have to know how to do it all now 🙃

2 weeks to Vegas, oh fuck yeah.

@theDarcyMichael Team pour over. You can even get reusable filters. Also team “go out for coffee like an entitled millennial”

@AmazonHelp It was delivered by Amazon

@whit_ney Hello! We're sorry to hear your package was not received. Please confirm which courier service (Amazon, UPS, etc.) was assigned to the delivery. You'll find the information here: amzn.to/CAYourOrders. -James

@AmazonHelp the photo you provided of my package that you left at my door is great! But it’s not my door so…can you either refund me or re-send my stuff?

Yo, this hits on another level

@CanadasLifeline 4. But I have since been diagnosed a T1 diabetic and am unable to donate so I bug all my friends to go instead!

...your number of donations. 😉   Blood, plasma and platelet donors, thank you for your incredible generosity and commitment to help save lives.   How many times have you donated? Tell us in the comments.   Book your appointment anytime at blood.ca/donate

@FedExCanada you were supposed to deliver my package yesterday and just...didn’t? Then today said I was not available when I was home ALL DAY LONG. Can you just deliver my stuff when you say you will? C’mon.

Shoutout to @lawandordertv for bringing EO back on the Thursday of a long weekend. I will need the time to recover. #lawandorderorganizedcrime #LawAndOrderOC

I’m going to need @bradmondonyc to release some merch that says “bleach doesn’t lather” kthx

Serious question: is there anything better than a brand new 2XL hoodie? I don’t care what size you typically wear, give me oversized sweatshirts or give me death!