@peterjhasson This is why every man should be a labor/construction worker in their late teen and early 20s.
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Whit
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Whit
@whitwt
Trying to understand the world and carve out my slice of paradise.
Not Telling You, USA Katılım Kasım 2008
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One reason why it’s good to make your kids play physically demanding sports for a good chunk of adolescence is it teaches you to have the mental fortitude to perform well even when you don’t feel your best.
Still sore from the last game? Too bad, your teammates are still counting on you to do your job.
And it keeps you from turning into a mentally fragile weeny who can’t podcast because his “sleep score” wasn’t good enough
Mikli@CryptoMikli
Steven Bartlett says a few glasses of wine ruined the next 3 days of his life “It's one of those areas where you don't understand the hidden cost until you really give it up for a while. I stopped drinking at 30 years old. I'm now 33. When I was 31, I thought, I'll have a drink again because now I could really A/B test it. I had a year of not drinking, decided to have a drink again” “It ruined three days of my life. I had a couple of glasses of wine, didn't get drunk. It ruined three days of my life because of the domino effect it caused” “I got worse sleep that night, and then because I got worse sleep that night, I ate more poorly the next day because my dopamine system or whatever, the cortisol system was all messed up. I podcasted worse. I didn't go to the gym that day or the day after because I felt really bad. I then slept worse, and I could track all of this on my Whoop”
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@texasrunnerDFW Just gotta workout and eat well and get your 7 hours every night. I feel better at 41 than I did at 35.
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Once you’re past 35, are you just going to keep being gradually more tired every year for the rest of your life or is a there a second wind somewhere?
Anybody suddenly stumble upon newfound energy in their 40s?
50s?
60s, maybe with retirement?
Naturally, no HRT or hacks
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@9mmsmg @BNicholsLiberty Used to be me. How you are still a libertarian after Covid is beyond me.
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People are surprised by this, but it perfectly reflects what the average libertarian represents. For every Thomas Jefferson type, there are 20 degenerates. Many you meet online trend towards the Jefferson type, but that's online.
Most are simply democrats who like guns and capitalism. They just want gay trans furries to be able to defend their meth house/porn studio with machine guns.
I invite libertarians not suffering from pure brain rot to drop the party and join the real world.
Jeremy Kauffman 🦔🌲🌕@jeremykauffman
The Libertarian Party has elected a new chair, @badevan. He has been convicted of armed robbery, publishes gay torture porn, and was a Covid panican. The good news is the Libertarian Party under his leadership should be unable to take any votes from Republicans.
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can’t stop thinking about this. Brett Favre was gone off percs throwing for 350 yds and 4 TD’s. David Wells threw a perfect game hungover. Dock Ellis threw a no hitter on acid. Michael Jordan had the literal Flu Game. Dude couldn’t podcast for 3 days from a little wine. Pathetic.
Mikli@CryptoMikli
Steven Bartlett says a few glasses of wine ruined the next 3 days of his life “It's one of those areas where you don't understand the hidden cost until you really give it up for a while. I stopped drinking at 30 years old. I'm now 33. When I was 31, I thought, I'll have a drink again because now I could really A/B test it. I had a year of not drinking, decided to have a drink again” “It ruined three days of my life. I had a couple of glasses of wine, didn't get drunk. It ruined three days of my life because of the domino effect it caused” “I got worse sleep that night, and then because I got worse sleep that night, I ate more poorly the next day because my dopamine system or whatever, the cortisol system was all messed up. I podcasted worse. I didn't go to the gym that day or the day after because I felt really bad. I then slept worse, and I could track all of this on my Whoop”
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Whit retweetledi
Everyone is always rooting for you. Your parents want you to be a great son. Wife wants you to be a great husband. Your boss wants you to be a slam dunk hire. Every first date you’ve ever been on they’ve been rooting for you to get laid. Every time you started to tell a joke people hoped it would have a hilarious punch line. Your proximity to anyone is a reflection of themself, meaning the deck is never stacked against you, and your failures are completely your own
Bambulu@Bqmbulu
What’s the harshest truth every young man must eventually learn?
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Timeline flooded with foreigners wailing that the worst possible punishment you could give them is sending them back home to the dump they came from lol.
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@PalmyrPar @AgitpropMaster This tweet is actually about finding contentment and joy in the marriage bed. And it's true.
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That vanilla ice cream is its own unique flavor and in fact has a much more complex profile than nearly all other flavors when done correctly.
Bambulu@Bqmbulu
What’s the harshest truth every young man must eventually learn?
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Whit retweetledi
Big beer belly with an innie: A majestic girth that invites a fetishistic scrutiny such that it elevates the flesh into something stately, glorious, and august.
Big beer belly with an outie: Bloated, unutterable grotesquerie, unpleasantly rubbery. A sinful, protuberant mass that transforms the body into a horrific, morbid and loathsome anomaly.
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Gents, ladies like this go HARD on the weekend.
Take a swing, that ball is going over the fence
Dweller@One_Way_Home
Teacher reads comments her 8th graders said. They just keep getting better but her demeanor while reading them steals the show.
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NEW: Spencer Pratt’s campaign has logged nearly $15K in charges at Hotel Bel Air, categorized as “candidate travel, lodging and meals.”
Today’s campaign disclosure shows this:
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@shortmagsmle I just saw a video of 60 yo Mike Alstott repping Fuentes curls.
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Going to the gym and benching One Fuentes for 600 reps to warm up
Asuka Groyper 🚬@asukagrypr
Nick Fuentes figured out that he lost nearly 30lbs. Going from 155lbs to 126lbs without dieting, medications or exercise. "You just need to stop eating..." ✍️🔥
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@MironchuckNOW @ChemaElBeaner Smart that you clipped this. Look at the LA moms loving Spencer Pratt.
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@SquatUniversity @FedProm Where did you find the kid gear? My 5 yo boy needs this.
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@AgitpropMaster I am serious though. Garage sales are mad scrambles for physical movies now. Elbows come out when millennial moms are looking through cassette tape.
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Blockbuster
but it’s a subscription service, unlimited movies in/out like a library.
Make real money on organizing screening events, turn half the “store” into a vintage 1990s sweet den, with a modern projector setup of course.
Clean up. Save your town.
Paul Anleitner@PaulAnleitner
If Pizza Hut can return, then we can resurrect Blockbuster. And we should. While Netflix made things more “convenient” we lost something irreplaceable: The ritual of going to a place with your family or friends to choose a story together. That experience was special.
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Once again I am imploring all of you with children to read them the original Winnie the Pooh books. I have yet to find books with better flawed and complex archetypical characters that children understand.
Eeyore is not just a pessimist. He is rude with an air of superiority because he is so insecure. He tries to ruin everything when he isn't the focal point of attention. I hate this character because I know a few Eeyores in real life.
Owl is a phony know it all who only cares about trying to impress others. He tries to talk down to everyone with a purposefully obtuse vocabulary and makes everyone listen to his boring stories. And he lies about being able to read and write to Pooh repeatedly. Looking at a lot of you Twitter posters out there.
Rabbit is a suck up and a conniver. Simple as. He tries to kidnap Roo to drive out Kanga because he sees her as a competitor for Christopher Robin's affection. And he tries to get Tigger lost in the fog to rid him of his vigor and joy.
But Milne also portrayed universal admirable archetypes.
Kanga is a doting even tempered mother and Roo is the ideal young boy. Always agreeable and full of energy and loving adventures, but he listens to and obeys Kanga.
Tigger is the happy warrior. Always upbeat, never doubts himself. Always trusting. Just happy to be there. The ideal blue collar guy. The perfect chud.
Piglet knows he is a coward and fights it constantly. He strives towards heroism even though it is against his nature. And he is loyal to a fault, even when it is scary or uncomfortable.
And Pooh. There are not enough words to describe how wonderful he is. The stoic poet philosopher who is simple and content with the important things in life. He has no airs about him and has no need to impress anyone. He speaks plainly and directly and has a deep gruff voice. He has no problem admitting his faults and does not take compliments easily. He is an ideal that we can all aspire to in at least some aspects of our lives.
And the books are all written in such a way that children understand all of this intuitively. Disney did the book dirty by stripping away a lot of this and turning all of the characters into slop. So please read this book to your children. There are a lot of jokes that I enjoy that my children don't understand but the ones that they do are genuinely funny
Oh, and you have to do the voices. I don't make the rules.
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