That One Guy

@DUDEwipes Not yet. Give me about an hour.

Hope you have a great poop today

@jerseymikes @sondraa So my question is, why don't you offer the choice of American cheese or provolone on your cold sandwiches through the website? Not everyone is a fan of provolone...

@sondraa here for the comments 👀

I’m a #7 and #3 enthusiast at Jersey Mike’s but I kinda want to try something new. What do yall recommend? (And if you try giving me some shit about “JM sucks” “go somewhere else” “local deli” bullshit - go shove that opinion up your ass, thx)

@ClownWorld @7eleven Pray for the people who work on this floor near the guy who runs this twitter account... It smells like a turd wrapped in burnt hair

got that dog in me (I just ate a BiG Bite)

@Jakcoin @7eleven I work across from the guy who runs this twitter account and it literally has stunk up the entire floor... Hes not an intern btw...

@7eleven All good intern?

@itsMutaTV @7eleven So, there's a story behind that.. the original founders wife wanted the N lowercased because she said it flows better. It's been that way ever since...

@7eleven Why is N lowercase in your name? 🤔 what you got against him?

@DUDEwipes @7eleven Dude. It smells like he used sex panther cologne.. I work right across from the guy who runs our twitter account... It's literally making my eyes water

@7eleven you're going to need a big wipe

@7eleven Dude.... Tim, good grief... Either you did one of two things, either you put chili and onions on it or you used Sex Panther cologne to try to impress the new lady in logistics. Either way this entire floor smells like a diaper filled with rotten Indian food...

@jenniferkrneta @GSO_Police In the hottest part of Arizona that you can find

@GSO_Police Punishable by picking up trash on the side of the road in July during daylight hours.

What's poppin'? Listen, heating up fish in the work microwave is a crime.

@GSO_Police But im an American national, your laws don't apply to me. I am a natural born man and I am not part of your corporation.

@trumplicans2024 Something

today is the day...

@Turbinetraveler According to their team member website they don't want them back. They're telling people to wipe them and do whatever with them

@Chilis how do I get ahold of your legal team? I've got some info on theft of your intellectual property that they would love to know about

@7eleven What about dino nuggie pics from Speedway?

i’m bored plz send car pics

I have never seen Trump’s security on this level before

@Kristinartz Friends come and go cats are forever

I just brought this cat home, but he was so noisy that my friend told me to put him back on the street, but I felt sorry for him. What should I do? 😔🤔

@Cyber_HillBilly @CLTAirport Excuse me stewardess, I speak Jive.

@whyerhead @CLTAirport Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue

Spirit Airlines no longer operates at CLT Airport and the ticket counter is closed. At its peak, Spirit averaged eight departing flights per day at CLT, representing about 1% of total operations. Passengers with existing reservations are encouraged to visit spiritrestructuring.com for the most up-to-date information and assistance. In-person support for Spirit reservations is not available at the Airport.

@iAnonPatriot Greyhound has gone down hill

Time to invest in Greyhound buses now that Spirit Airlines is shutting down. 💸💸

@SJRosey1963 @DBCooke1776 @the_pauls_pizza Oh I can take it. But if the idiot is stupid enough to leave his real employer info on a public profile, then hell yeah I'm gonna blast him into orbit for stupidity.

@DBCooke1776 @whyerhead @the_pauls_pizza You fuckers....you dish it out but cant take it. Pussies.