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Whether it's a Hillary Clinton staffer asking John Podesta how to make risotto or Elon Musk asking Jeffrey Epstein where he could find a party featuring child sex slaves, there's plenty of embarrassing emails on both sides.

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@bengals_sans Not a fun season for the LSU/Bengals/Commanders fans.

The difference between the Bengals and the second worst team (Commanders) is about the same as the difference between the Commanders and the Titans (tied for 11th best)

@PowerHourLSU @UPS @Lane_Kiffin

🟤 LSU signees over the last two years: 2026 Lamar Brown Jaylen Brown Tre Brown Jayce Brown 2025 Barion Brown Brandon Brown 2024 Jyiare Brown 2023 Jalen Brown It's obvious @UPS should give @Lane_Kiffin an NIL deal!

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Here’s a video produced by “Led by Donkeys” out of the U.K. that puts down the timeline of how Musk used X to get Donald Trump elected. I would save it because I don’t think it will be up for long.

On Thursday, Joe Burrow was hung out to dry. He was pressured on an unworkable 48% of dropbacks, hit 10 times, and hurried 21 (!) times. These are conditions to be wiped out by a pass rush, but Burrow threw for 428 YD and 4 TD. How Burrow dominates on impossible mode 🧵🧵

Check out this @Ipsos poll from last month. People who answered factual questions about inflation, crime, and immigration incorrectly were "more likely to opt for Trump," Ipsos said, while those who answered correctly preferred Harris. ipsos.com/en-us/link-bet…

Better Vision. Better Calls. Yes, we’re still offering NFL refs free LASIK.

“And when will we hold these elections?” “On a Tuesday. During work.”

@OliviaMesser @ColinAllredTX

Just a reminder while you wait for results to roll in later: We had an astrologer predict tonight’s senate results in Texas — and she went with @ColinAllredTX. thebarbedwire.com/2024/09/30/ast…

@Victorshi2020 @douglasrivlin I don't know, man. The voting booth is kinda like the urinal stalls. Eye contact is a no-no.

Oh my goodness. Here is a male version of the “your vote is secret” video & it’s so good. Men, your vote at the ballot box is yours. It’s secret. Think about your girlfriend or your wife or your daughter. No one will know if you vote for Kamala Harris.

"I shouldn't have left" -- Trump now says he shouldn't have left office on January 20, 2021

@ItsjUstG_05 @MySportsUpdate It does if you know anything about Burton.

@MySportsUpdate This just doesn’t make sense

#Bengals 3rd-round rookie WR Jermaine Burton is a healthy inactive today, despite WRs Tee Higgins (quad) and Charlie Jones (groin) being out.

@LVRaider321 @WalksWallstreet @Complex @JasonKelce

@WalksWallstreet @Complex It’s also a crime what @JasonKelce did and it’s on video.

Jason Kelce slams Penn State student's phone on the floor after he shouts: “Kelce how does it feel that your brother is a f****t for dating Taylor Swift?”

A Texas state senator who oversees regulated utilities... was doing $$ millions of business with regulated utilities. My latest --> texasmonthly.com/news-politics/…

Tonight, we join more than 1 billion people across America and around the world lighting diyas and celebrating the fight for good over evil, knowledge over ignorance, and light over darkness. Happy Diwali to everyone celebrating the Festival of Lights!

@LivePhish 10/31/96 will never be topped.

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