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The @Eagles may have the trophy but the real champion is whoever got "Ante Up" @TheMashOutPosse in every @NFL commercial.

Was that Frank Ocean's ice rink?

@EricaT513 Mimo's are entry level, Aperol Spritz and Negroni are middle-weight with the final boss being Champs+Chartreuse floaters.

Who decided that the mimosa is the go-to brunch drink in America? We’re really doing ourselves a disservice by not respecting the Aperol Spritz more.

No power or video on a 7hr OGG to DEN flight is pretty disappointing. Especially when we don't find out until we're on the plane. @united can do a whole lot better for the passengers. Last business flight of the year and it leaves a sour taste. Plenty of other options out there.

I know which friends went to @riotfest by who posts architecture tour pictures.

#Denver security lines for #TSApre and @Clear were so long that I took the general security. It's embarrassing.

I had heard the Jason Aldean song a few times and always thought it was a truck commercial jingle. Pretty generic and surprisingly modern rock/metal for the country genre. The video is unsophisticated MAGA-porn. He must think his fans are idiots. Small towns need better anthems.

Tweet of the year.

It just gets worse and worse. #MyTwitterAnniversary

There is nothing more confounding than watching anyone in Denver navigate their car in reverse. In any situation. Ever.

@EricaT513 Exquisite

Eating an hour old hot dog while sipping 1942, the duality of woman

Hey @Google I'm locked out of my browser and every representative is ZERO help. What's it going to take to get access back? Is there somebody that can help?

Welp. 12 days until @Royals opening day.

@dessadarling Gesundheit.

Wow, it’s just like Italy.

@NPR @EricaT513 you have some explaining to do.

A wild cat that was captured in Cincinnati and turned out to have cocaine in its system. n.pr/41Xq1UN

Straight up fuck @fedex. Every time.

It's crazy how every news outlet is reminding people of how well they are covering the Palestine Train derailment... that occurred two weeks ago.

@LauraJaneGrace I heard that some would mix down to S-VHS because that format had better fidelity and a stronger timecode. But this was 25 years ago.

Finally placed on the wall. Thank you @unyimeedet_ @ Denver, Colorado instagram.com/p/CnpgyrJP2k1/…

@KeithOlbermann Randee of the Redwoods?

I thanked him for saying that but I pointed out: it was a bad idea in 2001, and it was still a bad idea in 2004. It's still a bad idea in 2023. Especially if these are the only options. Arsenio Hall? Rich Little is ready to go.

When Walter Isaacson was @cnn president he called me in and asked me if I thought a comedy-based primetime show was a good idea. I said I was ready. He said he meant Jon Stewart. This was in July, 2001 After Countdown premiered Walter called and said "you were the show I wanted"