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or 3% of the 2020 military budget.

@LukeTheRunner This is blowing my mind. I just assumed, for my entire life, that it 6 months apart.

@willnoon Good news: it’s actually almost 8 months

This is the best time of year because I get 6 months of my car’s clock being correct.

Happy daylight spendings

It’s not regime change… it’s regime alteration.

How dangerous is a half cooked pork sausage?

Would the @theformat and @circasurvive do well together? I just want to hang out with @steveclifford for a month

Interesting… got a trade offer for an Acura mdx with no cat. That’s kinda fun.

Just posted the goblin on marketplace. Can’t wait to type “yes” 400 times.

Jets to Brazil

Explain this

@Weerd_Science @katienolan Haha no, I know her from friends on Long Island. Totally unrelated.

@willnoon @katienolan Oh shit wait… is that John’s sister!? No! What!?

kinda floored by this idk

@Weerd_Science @katienolan She rules. I forget that she’s sports famous now 💅🏻. Also, hi!

@willnoon @katienolan Wait, no… I hate 98% of Mets fans hahaha. But… I am unfortunately a die hard Mets fan

@Weerd_Science @katienolan Woah, do you know katie? Worlds collide

@katienolan Devastating! How can they part ways with John!?

Jk this is next week apparently. I don’t know how anything works. I’m supposed to be retired.

Playing Kimmel tonight with @theformat if anyone is interested in that. #depressed

@mrjasonchoi @JasonYanowitz @based16z Maybe that 50% isn’t exactly 50%…

@JasonYanowitz @based16z Inb4 someone buys this article 10M times and bankrupt the site via stripe merchant fees

This article costs $10 to unlock. But there's a twist. 50% chance you win $20, 50% chance you win nothing. Great idea from @based16z – everything is betting in 2026.

Twitter was my favorite shout void. But it’s been pretty lame for a long time. And now the AI slop. Might be time to sign off.

Hmmm black dots as bottom heads? Why is that appealing to me?

@TwitterMoments @elonmusk links opening internally sucks. Twitter isn’t an ecosystem.

Ok I found it. Sensefield: open.spotify.com/track/2Hd4Fy9K…

Do any elder elder emo / semi elder punks follow me? Who are good at remembering / finding songs with very little info? I can barely remember a song and want to find it.