William Swallow

𝗔𝘁 𝘁𝗶𝗺𝗲𝘀, 𝗶𝘁 𝗰𝗮𝗻 𝗯𝗲 𝗼𝗯𝘃𝗶𝗼𝘂𝘀 𝘄𝗵𝗲𝗻 𝘀𝗼𝗺𝗲𝗼𝗻𝗲 𝗶𝘀 𝘀𝘁𝗿𝘂𝗴𝗴𝗹𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘁𝗼 𝗰𝗼𝗽𝗲, 𝗯𝘂𝘁 𝘀𝗼𝗺𝗲𝘁𝗶𝗺𝗲𝘀 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘀𝗶𝗴𝗻𝘀 𝗮𝗿𝗲 𝗵𝗮𝗿𝗱𝗲𝗿 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗽𝗼𝘁. Check in on those around you. #WorldMentalHealthDay | #YouAreNotAlone | @samaritans

He's in your head @McIlroyRory 🎶☘️ #TeamEurope | #RyderCup

@KendalCounty @AidanCaswell @AidanCaswell life in the old dog yet 🙌

Brilliant afternoon for our vets playing against Burneside vets for charity! Thanks to Chris Dixon and Leigh Ellwood for organising! Will be a few sore legs tomorrow! Vets winning 4-1 after coming from 1 down, goals from @AidanCaswell x 2, @mrcpvincent and an own goal!💜💙

@Lammylad88 I like to think there’s a Ken Wright out there who’s thinking ‘what have I done?’ 🤷‍♂️

@Lammylad88 @NUFC__Joe On my own, upstairs, sound on low!! I got lucky this time . . . 😂😂

@NUFC__Joe @willswaz cheeky bastard 🤣🤣

Just found this from Chris Wood a few months back. No matter what happens from here on out he'll always have my respect. #NUFC

@Lammylad88 @Zach_cafc Unless that’s into his own net then it’s not a Swaz

@Zach_cafc @willswaz

Swaz

@bigreecetomo As a ginger person, I take offence to that! 👨‍🦰

@Lammylad88 @DavidJPipe We’re 5th, USA 16th and Wales 19th I think! Crazy ain’t it

@willswaz @DavidJPipe Jesus, what are USA and wales?

Sod being England manager 😂 Best England manager in 50+ years is managing a tournament and gets us qualified after 2 games (practically) from statistically the toughest group in the WC and we want a pile on because we were a bit bored in the pub 😂🤷🏻‍♂️ Drop me out of that.

@Lammylad88 @DavidJPipe Based on FIFA rankings! Iran are the worst ranked team and are 20th?!? 🤯

@DavidJPipe Toughest group? How you work that out?

@Lammylad88 Don’t be time wasting . . . They don’t like it!

Early start on the rattler tomorrow! Up the fucking toffees! 🍻🍻

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@olly_baino @TacticallyMatt Stop trying to cheat by playing 12 players!🖕

Pickford Godfrey Mina Tarkowski Patterson Doucoure Allan Mykolenko McNeil DCL Gordon Is this our strongest side as it stands? What would you change?

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@olly_baino Change it to bed by 10pm and you’ve got it perfecto 👌

This X100000000

@Lammylad88 @robertcarlyle_ @DisneyPlusUK Lunchbox looks well 👌

@robertcarlyle_ @DisneyPlusUK @willswaz

👀 The Full Monty.. Original Series.. coming soon to @DisneyPlusUK

@Lammylad88 @bosmanviewing Didn’t realise @dixon_shane played in this game! #martinfowler

@bosmanviewing How did Beale not get booked for the TWO pushes early on? Joke

Nearly 20 years ago this grudge match took place

No Pen? Ref must be Putin’s mate as well

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@olly_baino 😂

@willswaz Losing 4-0

That performance is the bar for Everton home and away. Fantastic. Super frank lampard #Everton #EVELEE