Will Hauptli

The CIA to the pro-American chimps

@Drift0r And it’s been like that for 6 years on PKA- how did that surgery go? Are you normal now? Or are there “complications”? Get Over Yourself

@willwarhop My spine is broken. Literally getting surgery later this week to help restore some normal range of motion.

In the future you will own nothing and be happy

Interviewed for a product manager role & the recruiter said it would look better if I had more recent experience in the role. I said, “well I was working in that field but my job got displaced by AI.” To which he said, “oh so you have experience with AI then?”

Artemis II. Al cielo con ella.

> walk around your city catching pokémon > game asks you to scan a fountain. sure why not > 30 billion scans later > niantic owns a more detailed map than any government > sells game for $3.5B > spins off a spatial AI company > your pokéwalk is now classified infrastructure > delivery robots now navigate using your walks > you were never the player. you were the product.

A lot of 27-33 year old men trying to be Anthony Bourdain. Cowardly. I’m Action Bronson-maxxing. I’m on the phone with a Turkish saffron broker at the baccarat table. I’m providing color commentary on arms deals. You bought black American spirits and called it “a vibe”

Showtime in 24. #NYJvsCIN | @Ticketmaster

JUST IN: 🇺🇸 $1.65 trillion wiped out from US stock market today.

@JDVance No one thinks you’re authentic for using cuss words on the internet, James

Lock the gates to the UN. All diplomatic visas pulled. Rangers standing guard out front. Building sealed until further notice. Anything less than this is weak and makes Trump a target.

“When fascism comes to America it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying the cross” ~ Sinclair Lewis, 1935 And here we are

The San Diego State Aztecs football team has outscored opponents 76-0 at home this season. Seventy-six to nothing.

@finnleyfloof @memeoocs @FBI @FBIDirectorKash @PamBondi @realDonaldTrump @DHSgov lol account was deleted,

@finnleyfloof @memeoocs @FBI @FBIDirectorKash @PamBondi @realDonaldTrump @DHSgov He doesn’t seem to be very friendly, don’t feed the trolls I suppose

@7aylorZ @Floria187 @DaynaMarie84 @LauraLoomer @mehdirhasan You look identical to Charlie’s shooter what the fuck are you even saying weirdo

How is it political violence? @mehdirhasan Let me explain something to you since you’re clearly an inbred Islamist Immigrant who hates America. Interfering with a law enforcement raid while wearing a Palestinian keffiyeh is a felony, in which officers are justified to use LETHAL FORCE. I fully support police using LETHAL FORCE on anyone who puts their hands on a cop. I fully support that. These protestors are lucky they were only restrained and pushed away. Put your hands on a cop and obstruct an ICE raid when they are arresting criminal illegal alien pedophiles and criminal illegal alien rapists and the police are literally allowed to use lethal force. It’s not “political violence”. It’s called law and order. Something foreign born jihadists like yourself have no concept of. You recently said “Make American Planes Crash Again”. You basically called for more 9/11’s to be carried out by YOUR people. You are the last person who should be speaking about “political violence”as a violent Muslim immigrant.

@polysophical Ah yes, the most dangerous hate speech to exist, “End gun violence” - what the hell? I mean it’s an account called schism so I’m sure you’re just a accelerationist troll but cmon man at least put in a teeny tiny bit of effort…

Don't do it Jimmy! I thought you were the moderate one! 😭😭😭

@Exquisitedenaho @finnleyfloof @memeoocs @FBI @FBIDirectorKash @PamBondi @realDonaldTrump @DHSgov Cool, seems like you’re really all about rational convo rn and def making sense @Exquisitedenaho

@Exquisitedenaho @finnleyfloof @memeoocs @FBI @FBIDirectorKash @PamBondi @realDonaldTrump @DHSgov Thanks man, you seem sane